talk and laugh cheerfully/merrily

The following are the funny sentences I arranged for my circle of friends, and I will laugh after reading them. I hope you like it. 1. We don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me. It's a holiday, and my deskmate has no news at all. It feels like losing a pig. Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle and difficult at the end. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch. The romance I want is actually very simple. The two of us robbed the bank, and then on the way to abscond with the money, you were unfortunately caught. You would rather die than confess, went to prison, and left me alone for the rest of my life. 6. There is no swearing in this world. If you do more homework, you will. 7. Your lover is an incomparable monkey. One day he will walk over the tower in two steps and invite you to die. 8. Little black dog, your delivery. Uncle, my name is Xiao Mo. 9. I did my homework for two minutes yesterday, and then my mobile phone caught fire. I coaxed it for two hours. what can I do? I am also very helpless. 10. I met you in my lifetime and spent all my savings. 1 1. My future husband, don't give others a wife. Your future wife is still waiting for you. 12. You have nothing, and you are still sick. 13. God arranged fate for us, but forgot to give us instructions. 14. When I was in college, I saw my roommate playing games in the dormitory one day, and I said to him. There will be an exam tomorrow, won't you read? ? Roommate calmly replied:? The day after tomorrow, am I wrong? ? So I continued to argue with him. Just as we were quarrelling as a bee, another buddy in the dormitory asked in surprise: You didn't go to the exam this morning! ? 15. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery. 16. Violence can't solve the problem, but it can ease anger. 17. I have been thinking about you every penny since you borrowed money from me. 18. A fat girl insists on taking the stairs to work every day because she is not confident enough to take the elevator. So, after nearly a month's hard work, she was fired because she was often late. 19. In the new year, I'm still so tacky. I just want to get rich and get you. 20. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime. 2 1. It really won't comfort people, and many words of healing can't be said, so don't be sad, baby, just die. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. I'd better go blind myself. Boys are that simple. Whatever help we need, there is only one simple request. Call dad? . 24. I have you all the way, and I am willing to suffer a little, even if it is too much. 25. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money. One day, you will meet the person you like and his girlfriend. 27. I recommend a song "The Lost River" to everyone. This song is definitely the best song in the world, no one! Whenever it is dead of night, I always put on my headphones and turn the volume up to the maximum. The whole person is immersed in the music and attracted by the deep melody! The song of the soul is really full of praise, and it is endless and wonderful! 28. Don't be too wild, cat. One day, the fish may push you into the water! 29. You are still the same, mentally retarded, but I like it. 30. I know this is a world of looking at faces. I had plastic surgery with school money. 3 1. Ma Ma won't let me make irresponsible friends. No wonder all my friends are so stupid. 32. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, is a million. If it really doesn't work, we will change it. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease. 34. Say what you are unhappy about to make everyone happy. 35. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better. What else do you have to say about funny sentences? Share what you will laugh at after reading it.