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I want to tattoo the root of Shang Lu. Can you help me break it down?
The master said: Although tattoos are no longer considered as a sign of bad people, if you think you can get tattoos at will, you are all wet. If you get a tattoo carelessly, the consequences will be with you for life.
1, tattoo "Four Beasts" destroys the aura: Some young people misinterpret the "Four Beasts" in Feng Shui, which are manifested in tattoos: dragon tattooed on the left arm, white tiger tattooed on the right arm, skull tattooed on the chest and Xuanwu tattooed on the back. This tattoo appears repeatedly in Lost Face.
Not to mention that skeletons and basalt will bring you many evil stars.
2, the five senses tattoo lamp is lost: some fashionistas tattoo on their heads, which really looks good, but "good-looking and not easy to use", maybe your forehead lamp will be destroyed by yourself.
3, breast, lower body tattoo chaotic descendants: what's more, tattoo clever patterns on your breast, navel and lower body. And a person's diarrhea outside the aura is the most "hiding the wind and accepting the gas", so he will either screw up his peach blossom luck or screw up future generations, so be careful.
4, there are not many tattoos on the buttocks: psychology emphasizes "steamed buns", and the buttocks are the most important steamed buns for a person. The steamed buns are attacked and followed. You will meet "children" everywhere, which is difficult.
5, the petal road of two legs is tortuous: If a person's good luck suddenly becomes tortuous and difficult, then look at his already tattooed legs. What if it's the same in Liu Xiang? Hehe, I can't run.
6. Tattoos cover up bad luck: Some people have tried to cover up their scars with tattoos. I don't know if the scar itself affects your aura, it will only add chaos after tattooing; If the scar is harmless, if you move this scar, the consequences will be unknown.
7. Hook skin hangs in the air for a lifetime: similar to tattoos, if someone plays the latest trend and hangs himself with an iron hook, then under the painful pleasure, it is very likely that your fortune will be "suspended". If you go behind your back in the future, don't blame others.
8, animal blood tattoos blunt themselves: everyone knows that they belong to each other. If you tattoo with animal blood, it will keep you from rushing back, because the five elements of yin and yang have been destroyed, not to mention it is quite dangerous to tattoo with animal blood on your body.
9. The intensity level is divided into three levels: from the perspective of Feng Shui psychology and numerology, the fashion action of tattoo has three levels of influence on its own fortune: the most serious thing is to pierce the skin tattoo from parents, including hooking the skin; Secondly, the fake "tattoo" painted on your body, of course, if you stay on your body for a short time, such as three days, then nothing will happen; Once again, it is a "fake tattoo" stuck to the body for the same reason as before.
10 We don't completely deny the fashion and sexy trend of tattoos, but only analyze the influence of tattoos on people's life from the fate of Feng Shui. Of course, there will be many factors that affect people's life, but this is indeed a problem that we can't ignore or ignore.
Generally speaking, tattoos cannot be tattooed on Buddha, Bodhisattva and Guan Er.
Dragon, golden dragon and black dragon, remember never to use red eyes.
Dragons can be tattooed except gold and black. Generally, water is needed, and water such as fog can be turned into gas.
The pattern of mammals is exquisite, mainly by looking at people's eight characters to choose animals.
If you want to choose a place, for example, a man with a weak fire of life chooses a firebird (that is, a fire phoenix or a golden crow), then you must tattoo the left side, preferably a heart rather than a back.
If it is only weak, it should be tattooed on the arm, not on the body.
If it is a prosperous man, then it is correct not to tattoo the firebird and white tiger.
Hawkkin is very strong in itself. If you can restrain others from making money, it will be of great help to your economic career.
If you are a strong man who runs a casino, there is a positive gluttony or one-horned tattoo in the middle of your chest and abdomen, which is absolutely overbearing.
Ghosts are generally suitable for weak and gloomy people, only on their backs and arms, and they must be covered with clothes.
Strong and violent people are also suitable for tattooing ghosts' so-called positions where tattoos are not allowed.
In addition, anyone who tattoos any god, man and beast must pay attention to the cleanliness of the body and not be contaminated with any dirt. Women's private affairs, including kissing and touching their feet, are not allowed.
Let's just say ~ there's still a lot to say ~ for a long time.
): Let me talk about the principle of tattoo. Tattoos are very particular, that is, we choose the appropriate species according to our five punishments. Generally speaking, Guan Gong and the dragon are the worst tattoos in orthodox tattoos, and these two things are also relatively evil. Ordinary people can't resist. The so-called resistance is to point Rick. Tattoos will not only bring good luck, but also bring bad luck, and there will be a serious catastrophe.
I'm not exaggerating this. There used to be a big brother who went to the hospital with someone else At that time, a man who lived next door tattooed a dragon on his left hand. He said that he was hospitalized less than 1 month after tattooing. The reason is that his left hand was crippled by two young children and his whole hand was broken. But before he tattooed, he had a group fight with others, one-on-one hit, and never suffered a loss (this ..
Eldest brother said that China's ancient culture was profound, and many things could not be explained by scientific theory. Tattoos actually evolved from a small side door used by Zhouyi. The specific principle is unknown, but I know that this thing is evil ... As for what kind of people should get tattoos, I don't know.
Qinglong-positive, suitable for people with heavy yin. The blue dragon in the picture is spreading its wings. If it can resist moving, it is not afraid of anything evil-that is, dirty things. If someone opens a spiritual array to curse you, if your dragon pattern is orthodox enough and the color is correct enough, the person who opens a spiritual array may not be able to curse you, but will suffer internal injuries ... Don't think that it is a good thing to have a heavy yin. But at the same time, you also wasted a lot on yourself. You can't tell when you are young, but when you are old, you will be more ill than others. Many people are proud of Yin, but it is actually NB. Shit, they don't understand the collateral of Zhouyi ... Qinglong is not evil, and sometimes some children get tattoos without knowing anything. Although they are themselves, they are not serious, unlike the dragon and Guan Gong. ..
The dragon-the dragon belongs to Yin. This thing is very strange. People who want to tattoo the dragon must ask someone who knows Zhouyi to help you see if the eight-character fit is not suitable. If this thing doesn't fit, you can tattoo it casually. It's unlucky sooner or later. As for the evil dragon, if you resist the movement, the effect will be much more obvious than that of Qinglong, and the specific reaction will come. There are many hooligans there. I know many of them. Tattooed an evil dragon, and now he is the big brother of society (although I don't pay much attention to him, haha) ... It's really troublesome to fight like this. I believe there are such people around me, just ask ~ ~
Guan Yu-something similar to a dragon is even worse than a dragon. Although in Hong Kong movies, all B clubs worship Guan Yu, but no one gets a tattoo. The attribute of this thing is unknown, but only those who resist Guan Yu are generally rich all their lives. That is, those who can resist Guan Yu are not ordinary people. Guan Yu, I heard someone say that it belongs to hedging, and I don't know what it means.
Kuixing-that is, Zhong Kui ~ Haha. It's a low-level tattoo, masculine ... mainly for people whose five elements are not obvious or weak. Tattoos are not afraid of being dirty, but the effect is much worse than that of Qinglong (Hehe, Dragon King). But kuixing is also gentle, so it won't be too bad if you tattoo it casually ... but also, don't think that tattooing a kuixing will make you crazy.
Hag-similar to Kuixing's tattoo, only feminine, nothing special and gentle. I haven't studied this carefully, and I'm not going to tattoo the hag, so it's ugly to say.
Carp-that is, the kind of fish-hugging doll that was put up when New Year pictures were put up in the past, and that of a single carp in yue longmen, are almost the same. Carp is not particular about this kind of thing, and tattoos have no effect, but it is nothing and not evil. It belongs to the lowest tattoo object ... There is also a tattoo dance called killing carp in Japan. It's a picture of a man as long as Kuixing killing carp. It's a little crooked.
There are also some exquisite tattoos, such as Buddha statue, Guanyin statue, Guan Gong statue, death, hag, Luo Cha ghost and so on. It is not appropriate to tattoo it on your back or chest easily, especially for people with weak constitution, who may "can't move" or "can't move". In addition, it is not good to put the Buddha statue, Guanyin statue or Guan tattoo on your chest, because you feel that you want to use Buddha power or divine power to block evil spirits, disrespectful to the Buddha, and you may "hug", so usually these patterns are tattooed on your arms or legs.
Of course, there are also different opinions about tattoos. The so-called "if you believe, you don't believe, there is nothing", because there are many facts in the world that can't be explained scientifically, and people are different. Some people believe it, and it is inevitable that some people will believe it. People who believe don't need to let everyone believe, and people who don't believe don't need to sneer or criticize those who believe. If you don't believe me, consider me telling a story, hehe.
In addition, there is a saying that "whoever has a tattoo will be supported by this person (god, Buddha and ghost) for life", and sometimes it is said that "this person (god, Buddha and ghost) will be supported for life". Still, that's the same sentence. If you don't believe me, just listen.
Men don't tattoo phoenix, women don't tattoo dragon; Make the finishing point;
It is said that only the direct descendants of the Aisin Qiaoluo family in Huangzheng Banner of Manchu can really carry dragons.
The finishing touch is that living will crush people.
I have a poem here, you can have a look.
The pattern has something to say, think more before the pattern; Easy to tattoo, difficult to get rid of, considerate;
The dragon is full of backs, and the authority is noble; Qinglong shoulders, rich and infinite;
Auspicious koi fish, good luck; Carp yue longmen, the fortune is incomparable;
If you have a tattooed tiger, you will have great happiness; With a lion on his back, the king is majestic;
Qinglong cross-legged, rich as a flood; Tattooing a tiger's head will make you rich and stop worrying;
Personal safety before closing the public; War horse Guan Gong, successful career;
Guan Yu is behind, and the eldest brother is rich; Peony blossoms, and wealth comes;
Crane reported peace and wealth climbing; The eagle is on the shoulder, and the grand plan is revealed;
Vultures fly in all directions; Feng Huangwen is finished, good luck at present;
After the rose pattern, it is romantic; Tattooed ghost head, good luck;
After tattooing the ghost face, a strange fate appeared; Carrying Zhong Kui has its own greatness;
There is a Buddha and a persistent cause; Idol tattoo, the devil left;
If you are a leopard, your sexual ability will improve; If there is a mermaid, she loves to swim;
Beauty angel, peach blossom; Fire Kirin, fighting for gold every day;
Butterflies are flying, and Li Hong is continuous; Snake peony is rich for a hundred years;
Peony carp, how rich; Plum blossoms are fragrant and proud;
Lotus is chaotic, and lovers are affectionate; Lily of hearts, a hundred years of harmony;
Sanskrit mantra, blessed by the gods, flying clouds on the shoulders, happiness and peace;
After the idol tattoo, the heart is calm; Zodiac, each with its own strengths;
Mother-in-law's tattoo history; Water margin pricks green, oriental civilization;
China totem, cultural inheritance; Now tattoo is a fashion symbol;
Finally, as you wish, a famous teacher meets fate; An auspicious life is a symbol of status.
Never recite Guanyin (absolute case) believe it or not.
I have a friend who dragged me to get a tattoo with him one day because one of my brothers said
Tattoos are as big or as fierce as their own strength and height.
We came to a tattoo shop called Zero Space. As soon as we entered, my friend shouted.
The boss is away on business. The boss is an old man with glasses, who looks over 50 years old.
Just say hello, what do you want to tattoo? My friend said I had a lotus Guanyin tattooed on my back.
At this time, the tattoo artist was puzzled and asked if you could carry it on your back. My friend said I would give you money. What do you care? The tattoo artist said, sorry, I can't tattoo you. It's not about money. If you don't mind, I think you are still young and may become a new Jianghu friend. Let me get you a pokeweed root.
My friend said, why do you want to tattoo me with the root of Shang Lu? The tattoo artist said, because I can see that you are a new brother who comes out to play in society. You need to walk step by step now, not so fast. Shang Lugen means that you are just hanging out, so that if the knowledgeable brothers outside see you, they will generally not ask about your business. As long as you know some Jianghu rules, my friend said, no, just tattoo Guanyin on your back. Today, I definitely want a tattoo artist friend, Fu Shuo. I really can't get a tattoo. At this time, my friend said anxiously, are you doing business? If you do, you won't want to do business in the future. The tattoo artist thought about it and said ok.
But first, what happened in front of me is none of my business, and my friend agreed.
I tattooed for five hours in the morning, and then I took a break and started tattooing again. The one with lines said that I obviously had to go twice, and the whole day was wasted. Then the master told my friend, remember not to call me if you have something, and don't have sex with your girlfriend for another week. Hehe, my friend is really ugly, so he will have a girlfriend. After about three or four days, I went to his house to find my friend. When I entered their house, his mother cried and I asked my aunt what had happened. He said Xiaoguang went in. I asked his mother why she said that one day he went to the sauna and found a massage lady. Xiaoguang insisted that the lady step on his back, but when she stepped on his back, the iron pole that the lady was holding fell and killed the lady on the spot. At that time, the boss of the sauna called the police and took Xiaoguang back to investigate. I ran to the tattoo parlor when I heard this. At the door, I saw that the tattoo artist had moved away and tried my best to get the tattoo artist's phone number, so I asked him that my friend had an accident. I felt that the tattoo artist was not nervous at all and didn't doubt my words, so I said, in fact, I also knew this day, so I told the tattoo artist carefully. Did the master tell me that Guanyin can be trampled? That's disrespectful to Buddha. Sorry, I can't help it. I told him before, but he wouldn't listen to me. I'll talk later. I turned off the phone. At this moment, I have been silly. That's it. This is a true story. It doesn't matter whether my friends believe it or not. I think a learned master must know this truth and this taboo. I hope my friends will pay attention to how powerful they are when tattooing.
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