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What quirks does your dog have that you both love and hate?

?Ever since my family got that dog, I feel like my whole being has collapsed. Usually at home, I am the boss in the sky, the second boss in the earth, and the third boss in my family. But as soon as this little kid entered the house, I immediately became the fourth child. Now I'm not the one calling the baby, it's him. It’s not me who calls my son, it’s my dog ??son. But I was still the eldest in my parents' absence. This little kid is called Steamed Bun, and he is really an interesting presence in the family. He's a Pomeranian, as we all know, Pomeranian. It is a type of boxer that likes to shed hair, so it sheds hair in the summer. This problem makes my family very worried. But once I personally shaved him clean, the hair loss was no longer a problem. But the hair that I shaved with my hands turned out to be really ugly.

?Normally at home, he is an obedient dog. But as soon as I went to school, he immediately had the mentality that if there were no tigers in the mountains, the monkey would be the king.

1. The body of a dog and the heart of a cat - have you ever seen a dog that can lick its paws and wash its face?

?Not long after I went to school, one day my mother called me in person. On the phone, she questioned what I brought back? He was funny but helpless and said: Xiao Leng, what did you bring back? Is it a dog or a cat? Why does he wash his face and lick his paws by himself? WTF? I was shocked at that time! I don't have this habit when I usually raise it? Could it be that they have changed species? I thought at the time that this was definitely something my father had done to him. Later, when I told my dad, he secretly took a short video of me. I saw this little cub lying down under the sun, licking his paws when he had nothing to do. Then he stretched out his paws and slapped two handfuls on his face. Oh my gosh, it’s so cute and cute. From then on, everyone who saw my dog ??said that your dog should be renamed Cat or Dog.

2. I can take revenge, but can you not hide it in my shoe?

?Since I was not at home often, teasing the little kid has become the only fun for my parents every day. Of course I wasn't used to it when I went home. How could I let this little brat shake the status of my family? So, I secretly tortured it. For example, pull out carrots and spin in circles! Who knows, this kid has a very strong desire for revenge. Once, our family ate pork ribs. My mother gave him a big piece of ribs and let him chew on it. I didn't care at that time, but who would have thought that this guy hid the ribs in my shoe. The moment I put on my shoes, I felt so mixed and so happy that I couldn't be happier. well! classmate! Have you ever played with an acupressure board? Much more exciting than that.

?However, although this kid always makes some principled mistakes. But in my eyes, these mistakes have disappeared with just one cute expression.