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Making a talk is attractive.
If you can't make everyone happy, it's better to be yourself.
There must be at least two impulses in a person's life, a desperate and vigorous love, a trip and a free trip.
When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. It's silly to think about it now.
The happiest thing in this world is that the person you are waiting for is waiting for you, the person you care about is also caring about you, the person you think of is thinking of you, the person you love is also loving you, and the person you know knows better.
6. Although years have worn away our edges and corners, the children living in it still don't want to grow up.
7. Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, what can I do? I just look at everything more broadly.
8. I used to be proud that no one bowed their heads. Later, I learned to talk to different dogs.
9. People without breasts like to squeeze ditches hard. People with big breasts don't bother to show it to others. People with ulterior motives always say kindness and simplicity. Really good people always wish they were evil little monsters. People who lack love will show off their feelings all day. People who really love each other have long lived a quiet life. Only the weak like to argue with others about right and wrong. Powerful people don't care what others say. /Shuo Shuo/
10. In this age of promiscuity, a dear is at best a hello, so why take it too seriously.
1 1. Because I want to win, you have to lose, and you have to cry if you can't fix it.
12. Why should I love you again without telling everyone? I broke up with you, but we both know who gave up first.
13. It's normal to care about other people's opinions, but you have to understand that not everyone is human.
14. He died unexpectedly. After being sad, she decided to visit all the places that are said to be haunted. After running for more than ten years, she didn't see a ghost. She was desperate. She said, is it really impossible for me to see you again? Or do you never want to see me again? Suddenly a faint voice sounded behind him: How do you think you left those places safely?
15. If you want to buy the pair you like at first sight, choose the pair you think about every day. QQ personality.
16. The longer you are close to me, the more you can see my problems clearly, but few people see that my problems are still with me as before.
17. Things I don't like, no matter how good and expensive, are rubbish in my heart, such as you.
18. Most women who are too sensible have bad lives, and all the love she thinks is at the expense of wronged herself. Just like a crying child with candy, happiness and sometimes willfulness.
19. I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?
Don't try to change me, all you can do is obey and leave.
2 1. Except for marrying you, transferring money, saying that I like you and thinking about you are all false. If you are caring and careful, you'd better make a lot of money.
22. One person is better than a herd of horses. The tiger always walks alone, and the waste lives in groups.
23. I have waited and waited; Whether I care or not, I already care; There is always an answer to everything; It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.
I may not be perfect, but at least I am not hypocritical.
25. Don't be a bad person, because there are always people who trample on your tolerance and accommodation as weakness.
26. You can't even handle your own fat, and you want to handle other people's hearts.
27. Good temper is made, and bad habits are formed by habit. The one who cures your temper is the one you love, and the one who endures your temper is the one who loves you. Talk about the high popularity of space
Tell me about the classic 1. You ruined my flying wings and hated me for not flying high enough.
2. I am not tall, thin, beautiful, beautiful, fashionable and gentle.
I just want to whisper your name in your ear. This is my story.
4. Just being alone, just for a moment, just suddenly, I miss you very much.
Don't say goodbye to everything that time has given us.
6. People with stories will like sad words.
7. Because of me, her sunshine no longer exists.
The sun is still shining, but it can't shine into the closed window.
9. It's better to forget each other in rivers and lakes.
10. The people we love have the most power to hurt us.
1 1. That's what you said. We are a match made in heaven. What happened in the end?
12. A happy day is the day when you are full and go to bed.
13. How happy children will be if homework can be copied and pasted.
14. Squinting your eyes can't be as elegant and calm as tasker.
15. I still can't convince myself that I am doomed to die in the hands of character.
Tell me about the popular article 1. You should try to walk alone and enjoy your time alone. Lonely enough to turn into armor.
2. The furthest distance in the world is that you are playing with your mobile phone and I am by your side.
Only I know how painful it is to put a heart together after it is torn.
4. If you think too little, you may lose your dignity; if you think too much, you may lose your happiness.
We are passers-by, but we forget not to wait.
6. [You can't control the tears at first, but you still insist on being the most elegant princess]
It seems that my love for you will never end.
8. Can you call me back? I'm sorry, I don't have time to accompany you and let you live alone. Can't be a boudoir bitch!
9. Walking blindly in the world. Not the pursuit of freedom.
10. How can we get together if we disagree?
1 1. Love does not exist in silence, but only in the moment when you see love.
12. Being abused for thousands of times in winter is like first love for a quilt.
13. Let's make up. This sentence, the more you grow up, the more you can't say it.
14. Is there a sow discord bitch around you, even one, to comfort me.
15. I can barely wear a dress I don't like and make a friend I don't like, but love is a lifelong thing and I need to be comfortable.
I would like to be a stone bridge, and I would like to be weathered for 500 years, just to cross the bridge for you.
Thank you for giving me a chance to stay with you. Although we don't belong to anyone, I will try to be one of you.
3. "When can I get my notebook back?" "What do you mean by scribbling my name on page 34?" .
Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I will always be with you.
The most regrettable thing is not that we didn't meet at the right time, but that we met at the wrong time but broke up at the right time. I don't want to be apart.
6. Some people are destined to live for one person, but only for one life.
7. It would be nice if there really was that kind of love that hit it off. You don't need to be ambiguous I don't need to spend too much time cultivating it. I don't have the strength to guess.
8. If I were a weak grass, would you be my sun? If I am a lonely walker, will you be my faithful companion?
9. Don't define me casually. What you see is exactly what I chose to show you.
10. Everything is short-lived, and only nostalgia and loss are long-lasting.
1 1. I hope someone can tell me that you don't have to change yourself, I can get used to you.
12. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.
13. Any relationship that requires you to try your best to please will not last long.
14. Life is a journey, and everything you want is on the way.
15. I always fantasize about the future when I was a child, and I always miss the past when I grow up.
16. Not loving talking and not loving talking to you are two different things.
17. Your eyes are getting darker and darker, and boiling water tastes like wine. You have no tears, but you think of someone.
18. I hate both my possessiveness and my inability to have you.
19. Some friends become family after they make friends.
20. What I fear most is that you can't see through my heart, but you can see that I am down and out to cover it up.
Qq classic space, talk about fashion.
First, why pretend to care when they have nothing to do with each other?
Second, the bronze mirror in Ling Hua is cool, adding fragrance to the eyebrows, and the amusement is gone. I just hope you are healthy.
Third, why Friday is so close to Monday, but Monday is so far away from Friday! This is not scientific!
Fourth, leave my world with your bitch, and I'll make you shameless.
Five, the world of mortals, searching for thousands of Baidu, looking back on the Millennium, feeling for Iraqis.
6. A good man should learn to cook during holidays, instead of just playing games all day.
In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
Eight, is there a person, you don't love him, but he is good to others, and you are not happy?
Nine, true love is to abandon and never give up.
10. It is not passion but responsibility that supports both sides to go on forever.
Live quietly in your heart and leave with nothing.
Twelve, don't live in the mouth of others, don't live in the eyes of others, and your destiny is in your own hands.
Thirteen, the most fake sentence in the world is that minors are not allowed to enter.
Fourteen, you are just a wound doomed to silence in my long white youth.
Fifteen, the heart hurts slowly over time, and the feelings can really beat the distance.
The farther away from you, the more I love you. Now I can't help asking myself whether I am looking forward to happiness or the process towards happiness.
Seventeen, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
The hot summer solstice runs counter to each other, and we are getting farther and farther away.
Hey, I've lived in my heart for so long, when can I pay the rent?
Twenty, my figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy, not everyone has such a good figure.
Twenty-one, we can't get along, but we can't be apart. Do we have to hurt each other to live a wonderful life?
Twenty-two, let the world bow is a domineering, let yourself down is a spirit.
Twenty-three, confession and farewell, a word difference, a shy, a bitter. Classic mood phrase: love blushes at first, and then blushes at last.
Twenty-four, you said I changed, but you forgot whose standard I changed for.
Twenty-five, I miss you and feel like I'm in the depths of the night.
Twenty-six, you make me feel like a roller coaster.
Twenty-seven, who didn't love one or two scum by mistake when he was young.
28, often like a person, do not need any reason; When you don't like someone, you have many excuses!
Twenty-nine, the promise of iron will rust after a long time. I am most afraid that my friend will become an enemy, because he knows your most vulnerable place.
I gave up myself when I gave up you, and my heart died without you. Love classics say: you are mine, and no one can take it away. I am too overbearing. It's not that I have no choice, I just don't want to make any more mistakes.
Thirty-one, the boy counted with his fingers, you are missing me in your life.
Thirty-two, knowing how to hurt a person is good for her. If you take it out suddenly, she may not cry.
If I want to give up the whole world with you, I will, because having you is the whole world.
In popular terms,
Popular classic article 1 is not a lifelong person, let go if you don't insist.
2, don't push me away, insist on turning diamonds into dust like hooligans.
3. I want to talk about a love that never breaks up, stumbles on, the sun sets and grows old together.
If I have the chance to go back to the past, I won't go back because I still have you.
5, some people, from the moment when each other's life trajectories fade, are destined to become parallel lines that no longer intersect.
6. I can't forget your kindness or your broken heart.
7. What's it like to love someone? I said good night and wanted to say good night.
There was a quarrel on the phone, but I still want to see you. That's why I want to see you.
9. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I get old before you come?
10, a woman's success is to shape her man to make more women like it.
1 1, I was deliberately deceived by your prank because I wanted to see your smile.
12, we and those memories about us turned out to be just jokes.
13, kind Cinderella, she is actually not kind. Just ordinary.
14. The first time I saw your shy and pure appearance, it deeply touched my heartstrings.
15, don't like affectation, even hate abandonment and deception.
Popular talk about popular articles 1, old love vows are like a slap in the face, and you will get a slap when you think of one sentence.
I would rather let the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.
3, it's simple, why think complicated.
4. Why can you point at my nose and scold me, say it's a joke with a smile, and then you tear it up when I tell the truth!
5. Only when you are rich can you feel the richness of the world; Only kindness can perceive the beauty of society; Only by being frank can you feel the joy of life; Only when you succeed can you realize the wonderful life!
6, don't give me a discharge, because I have a caller ID here.
7. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.
8. If you believe him, he is the truth! You love him, he is a god! You don't love her, she is worse than shit!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to have a crush on me.
10, the Yellow River is far above the white clouds, an isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain.
1 1, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.
12, I can't see clearly whether the person standing in front of me is a dog or a human.
13, God will not give you happiness, nor will he give you pain, but will only give you real life. Some people can't stand the dull life and die, but they don't know that life itself is a miracle!
14, the world is out of our generation, which is a reminder of the years when we entered the rivers and lakes. In the laughter of the emperor, it is impossible for the world to get drunk.
15. If something is lost, there is no need to find it again.
Generally speaking, the latest article 1, I want to slim down into a flash of lightning and illuminate all obscene fat people.
2. Be filial to your parents. It's not just lip service, it's also good to make more phone calls.
Don't base your happiness on other people's pain, because people's hearts are full of meat.
4. On the eightieth day, he showed loyalty and righteousness to the people in the 17th Dynasty of Taizu, and one hundred thousand people died with one heart, leaving Daming for three hundred miles.
5, the pig is stupid and someone kills it. There is nothing that can be done if it is stupid. Let me know whether you want to die or live.
6. Only those who are not afraid of death are worth living.
7. You should make other people's lives better because of your existence.
8. I don't want something that doesn't belong to me; I don't want what I didn't really give me!
Please don't treat me like a fool. Some things are not what I don't know, but what I see in my eyes and bury in my heart.
10, I didn't intend to go back alive when I came into this world.
1 1. Why should I wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. 12
13, cloudy. It's like giving up ten thousand years of sunshine.
14, don't always pour out your predicament in front of others and expose your vulnerability.
15, I eat pomegranate one by one at home, and I eat pomegranate one by one. My friend said: I ate loneliness, not pomegranate!
16, if it is not true, the "truth" will not come out, which is better.
17. Once you are happy, you will never have a chance to be sad.
18, you called me fat again, I replied, dear, where are your eyes? Obviously, I'm just swollen
19, Long Hudou can't be seen in front, and the murderous look is straight up. I want to open my mouth to the sky and swallow Hu Tianjiao in one gulp.
20, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.
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