The best funny copy for unhappy people.

1. My nephew made a mistake and was beaten by my sister. Then ask him: Do you dare next time? My nephew cried and said, I dare not. I'll be a son of a bitch again. Then my nephew was beaten again!

Actually, I've been meaning to tell you.

Three words, but I'm afraid even ordinary friends can't do it, and there's still no way. Today, I have to say, "Give me my money back!" " "

The teacher always thinks he is awesome.

What students have not seen for more than ten years, they never think we are chess pieces.

Students of more than ten years have never seen any teachers!

Poverty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the poor person is me; Poor man, I'm not terrible. The terrible thing is that only I am poor.

There are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is tolerant of my mental illness, and the other is as crazy as me.

6. At noon, my friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw him pay slowly and said, "Otherwise, I'll pay!" " "How dare you!" So I put my hand in his pocket.

7. My mother often tells me: When looking for a partner, don't just look at the looks of others, but also look at your own looks. Others are not blind. It's really a poke.

8. The mother said to her daughter, "You should be obedient. Every time I make your mother angry, her mother grows a white hair. " The daughter enlightened: "Oh, no wonder grandma's hair is white."

9. There are not so many achievements in the world. The accomplishment that I heard the most from childhood is "Do you want to die? I will help you! " 10. "What pants can make people look younger?" I really can't think of anything younger than wearing diapers. 1 1. Teacher, my son is a student in your class, so you should pay more attention to his study. This is a token of my appreciation in such a hot day. Please take it to tea! "I said, and handed it to my son's class teacher." You are insulting me! "The teacher said, the bottle cap of" one more bottle "fell to the ground.

12. I called the police as soon as my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.

13. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing.

14. Female: "Why don't you have a girlfriend when we broke up?" Man: "After breaking up with you, I have met many women, some like your eyes, some like your lips, but unfortunately none of them are as blind as you."

15. Pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

16. Thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Another bottle!

17. Do you know? If you don't work hard, God will take away all your talents. But if you have no talent, God can't help you.

18. Yesterday, my bag was robbed. I am sad. I cried all night. I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.

19. Mom: Look, your house is like a pigsty, and you still don't clean it up! Me: Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? Not all pigs.

20. Don't wear skirts when you go out recently. It's easy to be provoked. The weather is fine, but the wind is not too strong.

2 1. I went from nothing to assets over 100 million, from family.

Four walls, to luxury cars and villas, these are all on my own, bit by bit, I came up with it!

22. Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord detonate the bomb as soon as he came up?

23. Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point, because I don't know the way at all, and secondly,

The second is to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

24. I heard that peeing against the wind will pee on your shoes. I tried it today. Haha, it's really a lie. I stopped playing and went to wash my face.