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Why do you always drink while eating?

I had a party with my friends last night, so I naturally drank wine. Although I don't like drinking at ordinary times, I even hate drinking, but I finally said, "Waiter, what wine do we have here?"

When did the moon begin to appear? Ask heaven for wine. Sincerely advise friends to drink a glass of wine, and it is difficult to meet their relatives when they go out to the sun. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? The shepherd boy pointed to Xinghua Village ... There are many poems about wine, not to mention the wine culture in China, not to mention that some people are addicted to alcohol, not to mention the helpless entertainment in the wine field. Last night, when I was half drunk, I was thinking, why do friends always get involved in wine at parties?

It is a subtle and unconscious imitation psychology. Chinese civilization has a long history of 5,000 years. From ancient times to the present, friends always get together for a drink. Therefore, it seems wrong for us not to drink, not to mention the people at the next table are still entangled. It's really a bit inappropriate for us to eat quietly. Let's drink. Who will let us eat out? This explains why, after swearing never to drink again, we repeatedly hit our faces when we feel sick after drinking too much. It's really possible that we drink to imitate, and we drink in real combat cosplay. Come to think of it, we may really not like drinking, and we can't help it. Drinking is an obsessive-compulsive disorder that is difficult to cure and can't be controlled by the whole people. This may be our human weakness. Seeing wine is really irresistible, especially at the dinner table. Drinking is an addiction that we can't give up. This addiction can only be alleviated, not cured. You can't always say that you can't drink after driving, you can't always say that you can't drink after drinking cephalosporin recently, and you can't leave sober every time. ......

This is to create an atmosphere. Wine will not leave people's table until a more effective and reliable substitute is found. Wine is a necessity to set off the atmosphere. After a busy day, when we are exhausted, we always have to adjust and relax. It is a good choice to invite three or two friends to get together. Mask is too tired for a day. If you want to talk, you have to drink some wine, disinfect and relax. After two glasses of wine, the wonderful atmosphere rises instantly, and the chatterbox opens, and it is very pleasant to get it off your chest. A bosom friend needs less wine, but a lover needs more than half a sentence. Eating together is absolutely impossible without atmosphere. Even if the relationship is very good, what if there is an ice break? Wine is a magical thing that can make the other person look gentler, cuter and more pleasing to the eye.

It is the embodiment of the sense of ceremony. Whether it is poured into a bowl or a cup, whether it is white wine, red wine or beer, when wine and wine containers are placed on the table, there will be a full sense of ceremony, which is similar to that we have eaten three meals a day for too long, and sometimes we need a romantic candlelight dinner to adjust. When drinking, the sense of ritual satisfies our psychological needs. Therefore, when drinking, you can't just drink wine. Wine glasses, wine containers, wine mixers and even bottle openers are all endowed with sacred significance at this moment and are all indispensable parts. We drank wine, which was more psychological satisfaction and comfort. In order to get psychological satisfaction, we would rather risk getting drunk, go home and kneel on the washboard, and bear all kinds of dangers brought by drinking. ......

It is to better control the rhythm at the dinner table. "Let's have a drink first, and then start eating." "It's your turn to cross the circle." "Well, let's dry the wine in the glass and call it a day." With wine, we can better control the process of eating. In the meantime, there are fast and slow, slow and urgent, light and heavy, and everyone is from sober to slightly drunk, from slightly drunk to half drunk. This is another matter. Drinking is a developing, athletic and in-depth process, which people who drink carbonated drinks, milk and green tea can't understand. With wine, the result of eating is more intuitive, the goal of eating is more diversified, and the content of eating is richer. I seem to understand the deep meaning of this word. ......

Because there is no reason to refuse. People are always bored and like to argue "which came first, the chicken or the egg". When I was thinking about why I should drink, a voice growled, "Why not?" The advertisement says how healthy this wine is and how healthy that wine is. Why can't I try it, besides, the packaging of wine is really good? Drinking relaxes me. I just drink. I don't drink much. Besides, I have been an adult for many years. I'm so happy today. Why can't we celebrate? Don't worry, I don't do this every day. Forget it if you don't smoke, don't let you drink, don't dare anything. What kind of man is it? Hey, man, don't drink every time you come out. Don't join our bureau next time; It is not good to drink. Drinking too much will harm my health, but if I am not allowed to drink, I really don't want to live. .........................................................................................................................................

I don't know who said there was no wine and no table. But there's no need to drink it at the dinner table. Although there are so many reasons for drinking, I still want to remind you: drink moderately, never drive, and go home early after drinking. In the final analysis, we should not be influenced by wine, we should have a clear understanding of wine and we should overcome it.