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Why did sweeping monk recognize nine ink wisdom at a glance with a little skill?

Because sweeping monk is the long-lost cliff-free boy in the bard! Wait? ! Something seems to be wrong. I know what you said about the bard's first five ducks. I also know Yang Ge, Li Qiushui's sister, the jade statue of Langya Jade Cave, and the real fairy sister.

But how can sweeping monk become younger? How did Younger become sweeping monk? Sweeping monk is a man and the young one is a woman. How could he be alone You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. If you do this again, I can sue you for libel.

Everybody, don't worry. Listen to me slowly. Why do I say sweeping monk is younger? Because only in this way can he prove why he can see Xiong Benzhi's little works at a glance, and there is no other explanation. As Conan said, it really ruled out all the impossibilities, and the rest was incredible.

The first is martial arts.

Sweeping monk can see at a glance that the seventy-two stunts of Shaolin performed by Jiu Mozhi are tinkering around the edges, which proves that he must be a bard. Bards are a very mysterious sect, and outsiders have no way of knowing them except their disciples, let alone practicing their martial arts.

And sweeping monk also seems to be proficient in martial arts. These martial arts were not learned by sweeping monk behind closed doors, but should be attributed to those martial arts cheats collected at large in Yudong, Langya Mountain, Wuliang Mountain. So there is no doubt that sweeping monk was born as a bard.

Second, age.

When sweeping monk appeared, he seemed to be 80 years old, which matched Li Qiushui's sister's age. In the original work, Tian Mu once said that she was a senior among bard, and she is 96 years old this year. Five ducks are three years younger than her and are 93 years old this year; Li Qiushui is younger, that is, 90 years old.

What about the younger one? They are ten years younger than everyone else. They love me, I love you, you don't love me, and I don't love you. They were underage when they were jealous, so they are just 80 years old this year. Oh, what a coincidence.

The third is about gender.

This may be the most unacceptable. How did a good fairy sister become an old monk? In fact, although transsexuality is incredible to ordinary people, it is really not difficult to come to the bard. The bard's martial arts is dedicated to this.

Tin Muk knew that when she was 96 years old, that is, she practiced Changchun Kung Fu for a long time and looked like a little girl. She also said she could die if she didn't work hard. You can rejuvenate and live forever. Changing a person's gender and appearance is simply childish. As long as young tries to hide his identity, others will never see it. Moreover, Buddhists pay attention to the equality of all beings, and in their eyes, men, women and children are the same.

Finally, experience

Why did Young sweeping monk hide in Shaolin Temple? This is about Five Ducks, the great love rat of this century. He hurt Mu Tong and Li Qiushui in Tianshan Mountain and fell in love with Li Qiushui's little sister. At that time, Younger was just a child! It is an animal.

After he created the jade statue of "Fairy Sister", he lamented himself all day. Li Qiushui finally left him, and Five Ducks got their wish and stayed with their younger brother. But it didn't take long for love rat's essence to be revealed. He moved on and fell in love with someone else. My brother was heartbroken and became a monk. Shaolin never asked about the Jianghu again.

According to sweeping monk's own account, he has been sweeping the floor in Shaolin Temple for more than forty years, which means that Yang Ge became a monk who saw through the world of mortals more than forty years ago, which coincides with the time when Wu Yazi abandoned her.