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Tell me what you think of liars. Have you ever been cheated?

It seems that I have never been cheated since I was a child, but I was almost cheated by a woman once, which made people laugh! Fortunately, I have a strong sense of prevention! Otherwise, I will lose my virginity, and I may lose my kidney!

I was in my twenties that year, and I often went to see Uncle Wang, an old Chinese doctor! Play mahjong at home! I went to Wang Shu's house to play after dinner that day! There is a woman about my age! I know but I'm not familiar with it! Play halfway through the game! Then the woman said to me, "Come on, come to my house." I left with her without thinking much. On the way, I suddenly wanted to go with her. What is she doing? I hesitated, and then the woman said, "Let's go! There is no one at home, only myself. " I can't listen to it. What's the good news? So I turned my head back to Wang Shu's house!

Uncle Wang laughed when he saw me coming back so soon! Ask me: "How did Sanzha come back so soon? Such a good thing! " I smiled and said, come on, it's nothing good! This bitch lied to me. Uncle Wang said, "The three of us are handsome! This woman has a crush on you. "

Later, this woman went to my house two or three times and bored me to death. My wife was jealous and asked me, "Who is this?" I said angrily, "I don't know? I have no idea. " Let me drive away. There is another woman! I went to my house once every three days, and once I got into a fight with my wife, because her wife didn't like her mean expression on me! When I heard the noise, I ran into the house to see what had happened. Oh, my God, one of these two women is carrying a bench and wants to fight! I smiled and asked them, "What are you two doing?" My wife scolded her: "Little slut! Don't be mean to my masters in the future! " This woman is not a good person either: "I do, I don't want to see Sam's face!" " A bench killed you today. "There are two people watching! I was very angry and said to them, "Why didn't you persuade me? "! what are you reading? "Then I pointed to the woman:" Don't come here in the future. " Then he said to my wife, "You are miserable! Playing mahjong will not stop! "

In addition to being almost cheated by a woman, she was cheated by her own brother several times. There's nothing I can do. Ha ha! It's interesting to recall the past! In a blink of an eye, twenty years have passed.

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Nowadays, liars don't say that they are liars, and they are well disguised, eloquent and sweet-talking, and pretend to be particularly kind and cordial. This is really hypocritical! I was cheated, too.

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What happened at that time was terrible. Talking too much is all tears!

One year, I went to a strange city, and there was nothing at that time. I met a kind person who introduced me to work. At that time, I was particularly enthusiastic and polite. I really don't look like a liar. What puzzles me most is that what he said at that time was strict, grandiose and reasonable.

At that time, there was really no job, no stability, need help, need to find a job, and need income. At this time, the man said a lot of good things to me, which was really touching. If his face doesn't change color and his heart doesn't jump, that's a good thing.

I was particularly moved by what I said. I really met a good man. He invited me to dinner, brought me a bag and walked to where he said. As soon as I entered a community, I felt that the place was gloomy and felt like a haunted house. The doors of every house are closed. I walked into a small room and he closed the door. Those people beat me up without saying a word. I'm also confused. They asked me.

Then people from other rooms came out one after another. Afterwards, I learned that I entered the MLM organization!

Finally, all the bad guys were caught, and my miserable life of that month was unforgettable!

There are all kinds of liars now!

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A person will meet many people in his life, good people and bad people. I really can't tell, and I haven't written my face. Now some people are good at camouflage, so keep your eyes open and don't trust others!

Speaking of liars, I hate frying those apples.

1in the spring of 996, I was doing business in Qiqihar. I held my eldest son in my arms for several months and drove the donkey cart to the fruit wholesale market to batch apples. It was the first batch of fruit. I don't know how deep the water is in the fruit market. As soon as my husband and I entered the fruit market, we took a fancy to an apple from a fruit wholesaler. After bargaining, my husband seems to have asked for 40 boxes of top apples. The husband paid 800 yuan cash. When loading the car, many people gathered around to load the car. One of my sisters tugged at my skirt and said that the fruit had been changed. I told my husband that he said nothing. I want to drive the donkey cart home. Out of the fruit wholesale market, it is on the main road. My car was stopped, saying that the donkey cart could not take the main road, and I would be fined. At that time, Qiqihar City did not restrict the passage of donkeys and wagons. Some strong men forced my family to take money. My husband had to give them dozens of dollars.

When he got home, the husband opened a box of apples, all of which were rotten fruits. Open another box, rotten fruit again. Forty boxes of apples have been opened, and there is not even a good apple. My husband was very angry and said to go back to the wholesaler. The neighbor said who you were going to see, and I don't know how many people died. That group of people specially picked up rotten apples discarded by others and put them in boxes in "Deception and Deception".

Later, I thought it was one of them who asked my family for money on the way.

Later, I heard that two swindlers stopped people's carriages for money, and one was kicked blind by a horse; One was kicked in the balls by that horse!

After a lifetime, there is no one who is not deceived. These two brains who do business like us have never been cheated by others.

Few of those swindlers died of natural causes.

I worked in Africa for ten years. Tell me about African black liars.

When I was a department manager, I interviewed a black employee, who was a college student at that time, and I knew him.

He borrowed money from me soon after he took office, 1000 yuan (local currency). Because I recruited it myself, I felt that the quality of college students was not low, so I gave it. He readily promised to pay it back after next month's salary.

On the day of pay, Lao Hei replied: It's a little tight, next month!

That's it. Every time I say next month.

Three years have passed quickly, and his contract should be renewed. Of course, I put the contract aside, so this guy came to my office to find me.

I asked: What about the borrowed money? Answer: I promise to return the contract when I renew it!

How can you believe this old black story? It's been three years since he returned it. So of course, I refused the contract.

So Lao Hei begged at the door of the office, and even threatened: Without a job, he can't afford it! I replied: even if the money is given to you, you go!

Many Africans say they are liars, but few of them keep their word. There seems to be no so-called "derailment" in their minds. Why should I pay back the money I got?

I think liars are people with high IQ and are willing to use their brains to study and understand psychology. Specializing in people's hearts, knowing what people say when they meet, knowing what you want, taking advantage of people's fantasy of getting rich overnight, cheating your money with small bets, and taking advantage of small ones. It's a pity that a clever head is useless on the right path. If you are willing to follow the right path, you will have unlimited prospects.

About thirty years ago, I opened a small shop. A man came in the early morning, pushing a new Phoenix bike, saying that his father was in urgent need of money in hospital, so he left his bike here and picked it up at night. I thought he was in a hurry, so I gave him 170 yuan, and he also left me his company number.