Humorous sentences describing long meat

1, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

2. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

5. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

6. Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

7. I think we should all act in a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight".

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. Many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.

10, the three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

1 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

12, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, don't wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

13, swimming in the sea has its own lifebuoy.

14, everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

15, the boy was chubby, his hands were shaking, and he frowned and said, Come on! .

16, here he comes, waddling from a distance, with short legs and a round belly, just like a stumbling duck. Approached, you can clearly see his face full of fat and sweating. He seems really tired after walking so far. When he saw me, he immediately became very worried and ran away quickly. It's a pity that he is too fat and has a lot of trouble, but his speed is not much faster. Those two fleshy arms were swinging vigorously, and their round bellies were jumping up and down, but they ran very slowly.

17, disappeared with a smile, and the two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

18, at this moment, I saw the door was pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.