Tell me something funny about drinking.

1, wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

2. Wan Shui Qian Shan is always in love, so drink less.

3, people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink.

4, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

The guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

6, will drink one or two wines and two, such a friend is bold enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; If you can drink a can, the director of the winery will let you go.

7, will not drink, the future is not; Looking for a wine network to push, bid farewell to Bai Di Caiyun, nearly as bad as it is.

8, deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

9. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

1 1. If the road is rough, shout, whoever doesn't drink will drink.

12. Show your skills in danger. My sister will drink a glass of wine for my brother.

13. Let the guests drink well first.

14, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

Young people leave home and old people return. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

16, it rained and the field dried up. That cup doesn't count.

17, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

18, men don't drink, live like dogs, and live in the world for nothing; Live like a eunuch and can't make good friends.

About the classic of drinking, say something domineering.

Talk about the classic drinking sentence. Domineering is not just a reason to cry.

1. It is said that drinking is for indulgence, but it is not an excuse to cry.

Do you think fighting, smoking, drinking and puppy love are what you should do? Don't be silly, you're hurt. Tired or not?

I hope you can tell my wife not to be so distressed when I smoke, drink and fight.

4. If you lose a love, you will smoke and drink, cry and die. I really sympathize with your parents.

Smoking is only to decompose the pain at that time, and drinking is only to pay homage to the sadness of the past.

6, drinking yesterday, my stomach is so uncomfortable, I want to vomit. I drink because nobody cares. Do you think I am a fool?

7. It turned out that I was not suitable for drinking, and he asked me to continue drinking.

8. When a man thinks of you when he drinks too much, it shows that you are the person he cares about most, and being together is not necessarily love.

9. I never drink alcohol, because I am afraid that I will say what I think is rational irrationally.

10, don't ask me why I drink and smoke. I'm telling you now, it's not that I don't study well, but that I'm waiting for someone to tell me to quit smoking and drinking.

1 1. If a person is willing to stay up with you for 24 hours to change his bad temper, quit smoking and drinking, then this person must really love you.

12, do you know that I got wet today? Do you know I didn't eat or drink? Do you know how scared I am when I am in a bad mood? You don't even know!

13, Buddha said that there will be another boy who makes the girl cry until her eyes are swollen, and she wants to get him back because of drinking.

14, I understand why my girlfriend won't let me drink when I'm in a bad mood.

15, I wish I could drink, so that I can have the courage to confess to you. hum

16, I drank today because I thought of you.

17, men who smoke and drink are vulgar masculinity, and women who make up and beautify are vulgar femininity.

18, I learned to smoke and drink when I was lonely and miss you! I want to love you.

19, he doesn't like my drinking. After 77 years, I swore I would never drink again.

20. Many girls cut their wrists when they are sad after breaking up. They cut themselves very hard, but they didn't cry. They went to the bar to drink, but they kept vomiting until they got sick. I want to ask about the value.

2 1, I smoke, drink and fight, which is better than pretending to be a gentle animal.

22. I smoke, but I don't take drugs. I drink, but I don't have sex. I advocate violence, but I seldom fight. I have a woman who will accompany me all my life and a group of people who can attend my funeral.

I am neither a bad boy nor a good boy. I smoke, drink and fight. I like to laugh, be kind and know how to say I'm sorry. I tried to learn to be like her, but you still don't love me.

On Sunday, she was punished for drinking with me. On Thursday, she called me a bitch. This is my best friend.

25, I don't mix, smoking and drinking, and a group of brothers!

26. Do you mind if I drink? Do you care if I'm sad? Do you care if I cry? Hehe, I don't care if you care about strength.

What are some humorous phrases about drinking?

What are some humorous phrases about drinking (1) 1? The people who died in the war died, and the living will continue to drink alive. Remember when they drank with us.

2.？ Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

3.？ It rains in the sky and it is dry underground. That cup doesn't count.

4.？ Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

5.？ I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.

6.？ The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me. How many do you say?

7.？ Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

8.？ For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

9.？ It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di.

10.？ People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

1 1.？ Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

12.？ People have to get drunk when they drink, or the host will be ashamed!

13.？ People walk in the world without drinking.

14.？ Don't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

15.？ Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

16.？ Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

17.？ Lady's suggestion: excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

18.？ We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

19.？ The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

20.？ Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

What are the humorous short sentences about drinking (2) 1? Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

2.？ Every bosom friend has several glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

3.？ Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

4.？ What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

5.？ Dude doesn't drink or have good friends.

6.？ Feelings are iron, so you can't help drinking.

7.？ A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If we don't drink now, we will be very sad in the future.

8.？ Lead the whole process and lead the future.

9.？ Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

10.？ Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

1 1.？ Drink only drinks, not leaders.

12.？ Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it will be haunted. You slip your legs when you talk. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

13.？ If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

14.？ Heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

15.？ People are wandering the rivers and lakes, who can not drink. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

16.？ A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.

17.？ Smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful.

18.？ You don't take the initiative, but you don't refuse, you are not responsible.

19.？ It looks like water, it tastes spicy, it is haunted when drunk, and it stumbles when you walk, looking for water to drink at night, and you regret waking up early.

20.？ There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

What are the humorous short sentences about drinking (3) 1? Waiter, has this wine been watered?

2.？ I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

3.？ When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me.

4.？ The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

5.？ Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

6.？ Drink nine taels at a time and concentrate on training.

7.？ Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

8.？ People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.

9.？ Can't drink, no future.

10.？ Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

1 1.？ The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

12.？ People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

13.？ Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

14.？ If you are drunk, you won't obey anyone, just hold the wall.

15.？ The east wind blows and the drums beat, so whoever drinks today is afraid;

16.？ A person who doesn't drink is living in the world in vain like a eunuch who can't make good friends.

17.？ If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

18.？ Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, so drink less.

19.？ I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile in my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

20.？ Deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Emotional iron, drinking blood.

Sentences about drinking talk about mood.

Sentences about drinking talk about the recent mood.

1. Break up with wine glasses and make friends with Ping An.

2. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime.

I shed my first tear for you, and the story will always end in the end. What I really give is not the happiness you want.

I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

I like myself now, and I miss us in the past.

6. I know that without me in my heart, I will never get what I want, but I can't help but let you see the truest me and hide the injured me.

7. It turns out that when you are lonely, you are your own hand, index finger and toe; It turns out that even breathing hurts when I miss you; It turns out that a person is a lifetime.

8. Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to exist.

9. Whose loneliness covers my clothes and whose clothes cover my shoulders.

10. If you don't want me, please leave me and stay, just keep making me sad.

1 1. If one day, you say you want to leave me, I won't keep you, I know you have your reasons! If one day, you say you still love me, I will tell you that I am still waiting for you!

12. When I knew you, you didn't know me. When I like you, you know me. When I fell in love with you, you liked me. When I left you, you fell in love with me. So, we can only miss it.

13. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

14. Whether you love me so much or I love you so much, it's all stuck in the past and love is over.

15. You must come to be my partner on the wedding day, because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together.