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Talk about the most popular girl version of the goddess.

1, because I want to win, so you have to lose, if you can't fix it, you will cry.

2. Teacher: Twenty people from China, thirty Russians and one hundred million Japanese. How many people are there? Xiaoming: Fifty people. Teacher: Correct answer.

As soon as I chat with you, you give me an extra reply, as if I were raping you.

4. The coolest look of a woman should be amorous feelings, kissing different lips, liking different people but not loving anyone.

It's troublesome to like you, but I like to make trouble.

6. Smile every day from today. Everything in the world is a trivial matter except life and death.

It doesn't matter if you like waves, as long as you don't drown

8. Girls must understand that people who really love you will urge you to become excellent instead of wasting your youth.

9. If you fall and don't get up by yourself, aren't you lying on the ground waiting for someone to step on you?

10, don't do something you regret. If you do, do what others regret.

1 1. Don't challenge my temper with what little personality you have left, because you are not qualified!

12, I have a temper, and I won't change much because of who. Don't tell me repeatedly who hasn't woven baskets. You can't pinch my persimmon.

13, don't gossip about other people's second-hand life, and live your first-hand life seriously.

14, I can resist hordes by myself, but I can't sweep you dogs.

15, I just keep everything in my heart, don't talk or lose my temper, and when it expands to the explosion point, I directly suppress my heart.

16, go your own way, go your own way, and pay little attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.

17, others hit the south wall and chose to turn back. I hit the south wall and chose to push the wall.

18, either hold me tight or go away, don't drag me to death.

19, if you have the idea of hooking up with my partner, I have the ability to rip your head off.

20, don't wronged yourself, from head to toe all your life.

2 1, pride grows in the bones and burns a handful of ashes.

22. When you say you don't like me, I really want to put a knife rest around your neck and kill you at once.

23. Your singing is totally tone-deaf, so you might as well sing well at night.

24. Don't get lost in other people's comments. Listen to your inner voice and just be yourself.

25. I like getting drunk and hate killing people. Anyway, I will do whatever it takes.

26. Make some achievements first, and then emphasize your feelings. Otherwise, life is only complaining, and everything seems melodramatic.

27. I want to become a Buddha. There is no magic in the world. I want to be a magician. What can Buddha do for me?

28, the head can be broken, blood can flow, I can't meet it. Cool enough to explode. Talk about sharing.

29. You should carry a knife with you to abolish someone who doesn't love you, then wipe his blood all over the wall, wipe it on your face, smoke a Marlboro cigarette, and respect the rest of your life.

30. She is a heroine full of thorns. She can't be a steady little princess. She is ambitious. She wants you in this world.

3 1, the older I get, the better I feel that silence is better than complaining about grievances and unwillingness. Anyway, you believe you, I live mine.

32. Divide it if you want. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not chargers, not cell phones.

33. If you want to fall, the gods can't save you. If you want to grow up, you can live in the corner.