Looking for two campus humor jokes?

In high school, the whole school should wear school uniforms, and some students who repeat classes never wear them. The teacher in charge of this field squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw that the classmate didn't wear a school uniform and asked him why he didn't wear it. This classmate was furious and said, my mother is not dead. Why should I wear mourning clothes?

The second one:

An art teacher is very famous. A newspaper has a large-scale report with photos, so he boasted in class: "Recently, some classmates always told me that you are really good, and you have published photos in the newspaper ..." A student: "Looking for you?" From then on, the art teacher refused the student to take art classes.

The third one:

In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the questions. This classmate is in a daze and can't speak. The teacher said helplessly, "Will you?" I won't scream either! "classmate:" zhi-. "The teacher is sweating.

The fourth one:

The mid-term exam is coming. One day in geography class, the teacher reported a place name on it. Let's answer the local minerals. After talking about many places, the teacher suddenly asked, "What is produced in Jiangnan?" The boys in the class said in unison: "Jiangnan produces beautiful women!"

The fifth one:

In junior high school, a biology teacher once talked about the ecological environment on the African grassland, but no one in the class listened, so I got angry and said, "You all look at me! If you don't look at me, how do you know what African wildcats look like? "

The sixth one:

In an advanced mathematics class, the teacher asked my brother, "Calculus is a very useful subject. What is the goal of our study of calculus? " The man deserted at that time. Without thinking, he shouted, "No cavities!" " "The whole class burst into laughter.

Seventh:

In biology class, the teacher said, "In fact, weasels don't eat chickens. Scientists have done an experiment, once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what the next day is? " The classmate chimed in: "Is the chicken pregnant?"

Eighth:

In the third year of senior high school, the geometry teacher is an old lady who loves to brag and is particularly annoying. One day in class, he said, "I am highly valued by the Municipal Education Bureau. They always invite me to study the problem together, and I pick up the car every time. " I accidentally asked, "Three rounds?" As a result, I was banned from geometry class for a week.

The ninth time:

When I was in high school, my English teacher (a middle-aged woman in her fifties) thought that we boys wouldn't listen and cursed, "What are you thinking?" I was at a loss and said inexplicably, "I miss you!" " "There was a long silence in the classroom, but a pair of frightened eyes were looking at me. The teacher stayed for a while, then pointed at me and cursed: "you smelly rascal!" " "Illegal!

Tenth:

In high school, I had my first labor class. The teacher was an old man and introduced himself: "My name is Wu Shushan." I immediately had a brainwave and immediately replied: "Looking at Chang 'an in the northwest, there are countless mountains. "The whole class laughed, the teacher was livid, and then I was punished for heavy work.

1 I went to college with a sack of money and changed a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

1, the boy next door finally vowed to lose weight-at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal."

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

3. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? -Stop dreaming and study hard!

I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for the motherland and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

One day, the English teacher made a mistake. The score of the second group is added to the third group. The third group of students said, "Teacher, you added the wrong mark!" " "

Teacher: What?

Classmate: Not the third group, but the second group! !

Teacher (stupid): Yes, it is the third group!

Classmate (speechless): You added the score of the second group to the third group! ! !

Teacher: Oh, oh (quickly add a point under the second group)

Classmate (super speechless): Teacher, the scores of the third group have not been erased! ! ! !

Teacher: What?

Classmate (speechless): Your family is in the third group! ! ! !

The teacher finally realized that (++) was dizzy.

A student climbed over the wall and went out of the school gate, and was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked him, "Why don't you go to school?" He said, "Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road." The headmaster asked him again, "How did you get over such a high wall?" He pointed to his trousers and said, "Li Ning, anything is possible!" The headmaster asked him again, "What's it like to climb over the wall?" He pointed to his shoes and said, "Xtep, it feels like flying!" " "The next day he entered the school from the main entrance. The headmaster asked him," Why don't you climb over the wall? "He said," Anta, I choose, I like it! " "On the third day, he wore a gangster costume, and the principal said," You can't wear a gangster costume! " "He said," Whatever you wear, Mason! " "On the fourth day, he went to school in a vest. The headmaster said, "You can't wear a vest to school!" "He said," man, it's better to keep it simple. I like the clothes of the fortress! " "The headmaster said," I want to remember you! " ! "He said," Why? " The headmaster said, "M-Zone, I am the owner of my site! ! "

Freshman has an advanced math class, which is an open class, so we are a big classroom. Once we ran out of chalk in our classroom, we asked a classmate to go next door to get some, so the boy in the back row went out, and a few seconds later he appeared at the front door of our classroom. "Teacher, give me some chalk. . . "Petrochemical teacher: Oh, there is no chalk in other classrooms, is there? Then you go back, then he goes out from the front and comes in from the back door: Teacher, there is no other classroom. . .

utilize

Student: "I have done this problem six times."

Teacher: "Great."

Student: "Here are six answers."

Landlord: Tell me something interesting about your college days.

1 I bought a trick prop ~ a zombie hand that can crawl with a remote control, and then put it next to the garbage dump in front of the toilet on our floor in the middle of the night. A buddy came out of the toilet, and we let our hands climb out. He was startled, haha, we were so happy. Unexpectedly, this guy was probably scared crazy and rushed to face the "zombie".

Now that I think about it, I still pity my more than 200 yuan ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I went to the school next door to play ball and saw a rabbit on the grass. In the evening, I opened a rabbit hot pot in the dormitory and invited many people ... n years later, a friend of mine married a wife who happened to be in the school next door. Speaking of rabbit hot pot, she suddenly lost her voice and cried, so you ate my rabbit!

Students go to the toilet during recess, only to find that there is no paper, no one can wait, and the mobile phone is in arrears. In desperation, he called 10086 for help. . . It is said that there was silence for a long time, and later ... his classmate received such a short message in class: Hello, China Mobile User, your classmate is in the toilet and asked you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086 for details.

I got up in the morning and saw a Netease comment, which was originally a screenshot.

First floor: Everybody calm down. Come and listen to the fifth floor. ! ~

Second floor: I think the fifth floor is very reasonable. .

The third layer: the fifth layer speaks the voice of the people.

Fourth floor: The fifth floor is really nice!

Fifth floor: NB is everywhere upstairs.

A buddy got up the courage to express his affection to MM on QQ, and MM later replied: I'm her mother, and I'm here to steal food.

If you have nothing to do in the morning, just look at the company homepage. When I saw the new recruitment content on it, I clicked bored and was surprised to find that my position was impressively listed. ...

Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When I went down the stairs, my left foot stepped on my right foot, and a big font hit the middle of the road ... I thought at that time: No way, it's embarrassing, I pretended to be dizzy. As a result, the classmates next to me saw me motionless, quickly helped me up, and then slapped me on the body. ...

A classmate, his computer will automatically turn on every morning (probably because the phone in the dormitory suddenly washed away in the morning).

As a result, his old man took a symbol and posted it on the computer. . .

9. Dad hates foreign singers. But one day, when I was watching Mike Jackson's mtv, I suddenly found my father standing behind watching it with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Dad, do you like this, too?"

Dad shook his head: "Mao Amin is really getting ugly."

10 once, when I called my classmate, the other person picked up the phone and rang. I suddenly forgot who I was calling. Well, for a long time, I asked: Who are you?

1 1 When I was in high school, I was crazy about taking a vacation. One day, a classmate came to me excitedly and said, I have good news for you. I don't have to study for myself tonight! !

12 junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation and shouted on the podium: Attention, students, I'm going to change!

13. Once I asked a nearsighted person what his eyes were, and he wanted to say 400 degrees, but it turned out to be 400 watts. My stomach hurts!

14. China broadcast the greatest commentary since the NBA-"Jordan is habitually licking his tongue again." Jordan even knows this city! Why can't I lick it? )

The college history exam is an oral exam. The professor asked three questions, but the history student couldn't answer them. In order to give him a chance to pass the exam, the professor finally asked him, "Who discovered America?" "..." The professor shouted angrily, "Christopher Columbus!" The student began to go out, and the professor stopped him in surprise: "Hey, why did you leave?" "Sorry, didn't you call the next candidate?"

Children's joke: The little mouse is hungry in the hole and says to his mother, "Mom, get rid of the dog in the hole quickly."

Mother mouse laughed and shouted out of the hole, "Woof!" Hearing this, the dog ran away.

Mother mouse proudly said to the mouse, "Look, how important it is to learn a foreign language!" " "

Drinking and reading

"Look at your sad face. What's wrong? " Write an article entitled "What did I do yesterday?" "That?

Say, what did you do yesterday? ""drink it. " "You are so silly, I tell you the truth, you write it down, no matter who.

When the word "drinking" appears, why not change it to "reading"? "Mr. Zhang is very inspired, pen way

God came down: "I got up early in the morning and read for a long time." I thought about it and read the second half in one breath, but. "

But I thought it was not enough, so I went to the store and bought another one. On the way back, I met Li Da head-on and looked at him.

Eyes, knowing that he can't read much difference. "

Future tense grammar

In the future tense grammar class of Love, the teacher is teaching the tense of verbs. He asked Irene, "Tell me,' love'."

What's coming? Irene answered without hesitation: "Marriage!"

500 ducks

A male teacher was lecturing in the classroom, but he said angrily to the noisy classroom, "The noise made by two women."

Equal to 10000 ducks. "One day, a male teacher's wife came to the school to find him, and a female student reported it.

Say: "teacher, there are 5000 ducks looking for you outside!" " "

Eliminate discord

A school held a family discussion class. In a classroom, the teacher asked the students, "Do you think it is necessary to eliminate it?"

What is the best way to deal with the disharmony between parents and students? "A classmate boldly stood up and said to the teacher:

"The best way is that you fill in all 5 points on my report card."

"Only I didn't laugh."

Teachers often educate everyone in class. When you see other people's shortcomings and misfortunes, don't laugh at them. One day, boo.

Lang said to the teacher, "A child fell into a puddle on campus today, and everyone laughed except me.

""You did the right thing, "praised the teacher." Who fell into the puddle? "It's me," Brown answered.

choice criterion

Cohen is a medical student. He wanted to study cardiac surgery, but he couldn't make up his mind, so he went to consult Professor Auburn.

The professor asked him, "Young man, do you want to live a rich life?" ""of course. Then you should study dentistry. "Why?

And then what? "Think about it, there is only one heart, but there are 32 teeth."

Function of cowhide

The teacher asked Tom in the common sense class, "Do you know the function of cowhide?" Tom scratched his head and said, "I don't know.

"Tao" I know, "said his deskmate, raising his hands," it is used to wrap beef together. "

Borrow transcripts

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why did you lend your report card to John?" "No, that's not what I meant." Jimmy had to.

"Answer in a low voice," he said, trying to scare his parents. What happened? "The teacher asked again. The result-"

Jimmy replied, "John's ass is swollen."

Geography tells us that Fushun, Liaoning Province is the place with the most coal production in China and Anshan, Liaoning Province is the place with the most iron production, so Fushun is called the "coal capital" of China and Anshan is called the "iron capital". In an exam, the paper showed that the coal in China was (black) and the iron in China was (hard). After the exam, he also said: How did the teacher come up with such a simple question?

2. A political topic: China's research ship _ _ _ went to the Arctic for investigation. My answer: Titanic.

3. In primary school, a classmate recited poems, and the first three sentences were difficult to recite. The last sentence: "A line of egrets went west." Dizzy in class!

4. Fill in the following sentences in the Chinese test of Senior One, "When * * * cuts candles at the west window". I replied, "husband and wife sit until dawn." Correct answer: "Late rain time".

5, the last sentence is: "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and students can't hold back for a long time, so they scribble: "Climb a black turtle by the East Village River"!

6. In a Chinese exam in high school, I also filled in the following sentence: "Mayflies shake trees, _ _ _ _ _". One of my classmates wrote: Don't move. Is in line with the facts.

7, high school Chinese exam, write the next sentence of ancient poetry. The last sentence is: "When the mountain blossoms", one person in our class actually filled in: I will try my best to pick flowers.

8. English test: How are you? Translate like this? The answer is-how are you? How old are you? How to translate? The answer-why is it always you?

9. Question: If an international student from China witnessed a traffic accident in California, USA, and the police come to ask you if you know what happened, what should you tell him? One person replied: one car comes and one car goes, two cars Pumbaa, one car dies.

10, Mr. B wants to describe a person's appearance in his composition. When he didn't know a word, he whispered to his deskmate, "How to write the word' right' for a pair of glasses?"

The deskmate told him, "It's just a pair of checkers."

After reviewing Mr. B's composition, the teacher saw that it said, "He has a pair of checkers on his high nose."

1 1, I: That's our physics teacher. . .

Classmate: What do you teach?

Me: Chemistry. . .

12, a person in our dormitory drank too much urine and then brought out a cold sentence: if you drink too much wine, you will get more.

13, junior high school art evening, grab the answering session.

Hostess: "Attention, everyone, don't grab it too fast." When I finished, I began to raise my hand. "

Then he began to look at the topic and said, "Now. . . "

At this time, a player scrambled to answer.

The host said: "This classmate is a little too anxious. I' started' (shit) is still in my mouth, why did you rob me? "

14, once my classmate's mother called me in the dormitory.

I am used to saying "he is not in", but this time I want to say "he is out"

The result is: "He's gone ..."

15, everyone was given badges in high school. . Before a physical examination, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, put on your bra and come to Zara. . The audience was silent. . .

In class.

Xiaoming slept soundly. Suddenly, the teacher called his name and asked, "Are tomatoes vegetables or fruits?" Xiao Ming quickly replied, "It's a vegetable!" "Well," the teacher frowned. Xiao Ming quickly corrected: "It's fruit!" The teacher frowned again. Xiao Ming doesn't know how to answer: "Yes, yes, yes, what is it?" The teacher said loudly, "I want you to translate this sentence into English!" ! ! "

1. Title: Original

The child wrote: It turns out that he is my father.

Teacher's comment: Mom cares.

Make sentences as usual

Title: (Tree, Tree) I will plant you.

The child wrote: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I want to eat you.

Teacher's comment: How cute ~ ~

3. title: genius

The child wrote: I take a bath every three days.

Teacher's comment: I have to wash it every day to be clean ~ ~

4. Title: textbooks

Children write: class is boring.

Teacher's comment: concentrate in class.

5. theme: popularity

Children write: I like bananas very much.

Teacher's comment: Be careful not to choke.

6. Title: Once upon a time

The children wrote: Xiaoming came in through the front door.

7. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive ~ ~

8. Title: Ten points

The child wrote: I got a ten today.

Teacher's comment: I'll tell your parents ~ ~

9. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? ~~

10. Title: 1 .......

Children write: a doll 100 yuan.

Teacher's comment: The teacher laughed to death. ..

1 1. Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? Never seen it!

12. Make sentences as usual

Example: You (singing) and I (dancing)

Children write: you (good) me (good)

Teacher's comment: Are you writing an English translation?

13. Make sentences as usual

Example: Everyone praises me (), but actually I ().

Children write: others praise me (very handsome), in fact, I (wear a mask)

Teacher's comment: What mask is so easy to use?

14. Title: Good ... Good again. ..

The child wrote: Mom's legs are so thin and thick. ...

Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick?

15. topic: one by one

The child wrote: After work, my father came back one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

16. Theme: First ... then. ...

Example: Eat first, then take a bath.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

17. Title: Tianya Haijiao

The child wrote: My sister ran to the ends of the earth.

Teacher's comment: Your sister can really run ~ ~

18. Title: Forever.

Children write: I drew a straight line.

Teacher's comments: ..........

19. topic: prosperity-a metaphor for beautiful growth.

The child wrote: My brother is thriving.

Teacher's comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable? ...

There is a more powerful one. ...

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: What class gossip?

20. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. .....

Canteen article:

1 Student: Wow! It turns out that the sand in the canteen is a gift of rice!

2, canteen notice: this window mainly sells teachers and students, sells out teachers, and then sells out students until they are sold out!

There are snacks in the canteen. One day, a student was sweating profusely in the runway canteen, shouting: Boss, have a pee fried rice! Everyone is sweating!

4, give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, I can tilt the earth!

Team coach

This is what my professor told us. He used to teach in America. Some players never study, but neither does the university.

I want to graduate, and then I can join the professional basketball team to play nba. After retiring, I often go back to my alma mater as a team coach.

There is a student (let's call him Jordan) who will graduate soon, but calculus can't pass anyway, so he can't graduate and play nb.

Ah! So he asked his coach, who is also the coach of the school team, to intercede for him.

Coach: "Professor, please let Jordan live. The nba has been waiting for him for a long time! 」

Professor: "All right! Since the coaches have come to intercede, I will give you one last chance. "

"How much is one plus one? 」

Jordan immediately replied without thinking, "Two."

Coach: "Professor, please give him another chance! 」

Remember to brush your teeth! !

One day in the biological experiment, I observed my saliva cells, looked at them with a microscope and recorded them. Just when everyone was in high spirits.

I screamed when I carefully observed and studied. Ah ~ it was originally sent by the beauty teaching assistant ... the professor thinks it happened.

What happened, so he ran to look at her microscope. After that, he told her: remember to brush your teeth next time you finish your work.

Rinse your mouth! !

sex education

One day. Xiaoming came home from class sadly.

Mom asked Xiaoming: What's the matter?

Xiao Ming replied: Xiaohua in the class knows where he is from. But I don't even know

Mom thinks it's time to tell Xiaoming about the relationship between men and women and make a correct sex education by the way.

Mother began to tell Xiaoming that boys fell in love with girls. Then get married ... talk about how sperm and eggs meet.

Mother told Xiaoming everything she knew.

When my mother finished the satisfactory teaching.

Xiao Ming is still at a loss. Look at mom. A little tears dripping from the corner of my eye said:

Xiaohua said that he came from Yilan. But after listening to my mother, I still don't know where I come from.

In class, a teacher is introducing Japanese surname habits to students.

She said: "If there is the word" Taro "in the Japanese name, then he must be the eldest son, if there is one in his name.

The word' Jiro', then he must be the second son ... Next, who can give a Japanese such a name? "

A student stood up and answered loudly: Isoroku Yamamoto.

The teacher was giving a lecture when a little boy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I want to shit."

The teacher told the students, "You can say it in another civilized way."

The student thought for a moment and said, "teacher, my ass wants to vomit."

A student asked the teacher how to write the word dung, but the teacher forgot for a moment and had to say:

"It's on my lips. Why can't I get out?"

My brother is in the fourth grade of primary school. He is so fat that people often make fun of him.

One day, the teacher asked one of their classmates to start writing down "what they do for their family every day" in the contact book.

My brother couldn't figure it out, so my mother had to help him fill it out. She is in the address book.

I wrote: "Help my family eat every day. 」

The teacher's comment is: "I can see that you are working hard!" 」

The most classic 20 campus humorous jokes

Firefly was detained for hooliganism. Fireflies refused to accept: Who discharged? Who streaked? Who has an exhibitionist? I'm not allowed to order the toilet when it's dark?

A robber in new york, USA, said a wise saying when robbing a bank: "Don't move, money belongs to the country, and life is your own!"

An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask, hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!

One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I see where the fuck you lost!

A patient was lying in bed singing and began to sing face up. After a while, he sang on his back. The dean was puzzled and asked why. He replied: silly, it was side A just now, and now it is side B!

One day, a lion and a bear were in the orchard. . A few days later, the trees near Lion db are longer than those near Bear db. So the bear said a very philosophical sentence: lion shit is better than bear shit ~! ~!

I told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always said meaningfully: It's warm, so I won't roll more dung balls. What shall I eat in winter? !

A group of thieves robbed a bank and were photographed. The thief said: Brother, our movie dream has finally come true! The boss angrily said, idiot! Why don't you use your brain? Put on the mask, who knows which wrist we are.

Four-year "trophy" exhibition in university canteen: (Chairman C)

(1) An earthworm, lying at the bottom of spinach soup, has turned white and swollen like a little finger;

(2) A ladybug, seven stars, I counted them carefully;

(3) Strawberry is a (good thing), but I don't know why it appears in the bean bag;

(4) I made a meat dish and saw a big piece of meat in it (as big as a mouse, everyone around me envied it). As a result, I turned it over and saw that it was half a pig's chest, black and hairy! ! !

(5) steamed bread, the first bite has not been eaten, and the second bite has been bitten;

(6) Tofu, after eating it for the first time, always goes to the canteen to steal a few bricks before each fight;

(7) Others: porridge can take a bath, rice can shoot birds, and steamed bread flies to Taiwan Province Island. ...

Summary: The canteen is a place that can always surprise us: Today, you think you have the most difficult food to swallow in the world, but tomorrow, you can always find yourself wrong.

My lover is a stunning beauty. One day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her riding a horse, but I didn't see its owner. ...

A buddy said gloomily, "* * *, I was rejected by MM!" " "

The other said, "You figured it out like this. After being rejected, MM's sisters told me. " The buddy next to him said, "You are so lucky. The news that I was rejected was transmitted to the boys' dormitory through the girls' dormitory, and then my buddy told me. "

The last one said, "Ah, bah, I saw the news that I was rejected on the' Top Ten Today' in our school BBS! ! "

In class, the two boys in the back row:

A: "I curse that your future girlfriend is from our Jiaotong University!" "

B: "I curse your future girlfriend in our class! ! ! "

Freshman: I found a bug and the whole bowl of rice fell down;

Sophomore: I found a bug and picked it out to continue eating;

Junior year: I found a bug and ate it like there was no bug;

Senior: I found no bugs, protested, how can I eat without bugs!

When I was in graduate school, I found a bug, sighing, it was too simple.

When I was reading my PhD, I found that there were only bugs, and I felt that the school food had improved. ...

God, there are six "Xiao Qiang" in 4 Liang rice! ! !

Gentle, I can no longer restrain my pent-up anger. In a huff, I came to the rice window and slammed a kilo of 820 iron lunch box on the windowsill. In an instant, the noisy canteen quieted down, and more than a thousand pairs of eyes stared at Master Liu, who was cooking, and calmly pushed out my lunch box: "How many times have I said that it takes seven cockroaches to change a bean bag!" Everyone turned over. ...

The last question in the professional course exam: Who do you think is the most influential physicist? I wrote Newton. As a result, I was the only one in the class who failed. It turns out that everyone wrote the name of the tutor ... X, what a world!

Yesterday morning, I was watching the scenery on the balcony, and I found a beautiful girl in the opposite girl's dormitory waving to me with a handkerchief, and I waved to her. Then she ran to another window and waved to me, and I waved to her; Then she left again, and I didn't realize it until she waved to me at the third window. It turned out that she was cleaning the window. ...

MM looked for Tsinghua and got lost. Fortunately, I met a gentle professor with some thick books in his arms. "Excuse me, how can I get to Tsinghua University?" The professor pondered for a while and said earnestly, "Study, you can only go to Tsinghua if you continue to study hard."

A student in Tsinghua squats in a corner of the zoo with a broken bottle every day to watch bears. His mother went to the hospital to ask if there was anything wrong with the child's nerves. The doctor said that to judge whether he is ill, we must start with knowing him. So the doctor took a bottle to see the bear every day, and the two of them squatted for a month without saying a word. Finally, one day, he said, "Excuse me, are you, are you going to throw sulfuric acid at the bear?"

The only girl in the department came to watch the basketball game. Suddenly, the MM skirt was blown by the strong wind, and the foreign boy shouted, "God, spring is missing!" " "The boy in the department said with a calm face," Come on, this is dirty clothes! "!