Happy Humor Positive Energy Sentences Talking about Mood Phrases with Humor and Happiness (Selected 49 Sentences)

1, make your girlfriend angry and invite her to eat hot pot. A hot pot meal can't be solved without sister paper. If so, treat her to two meals.

2. Indulgence and diligence are wasted in drama, and actions are destroyed in thinking.

If happiness is not on the road, it must be at the end of the road.

The simplest emotion between people is mutual contempt.

5. Product input is the user's demand, and output is the user's satisfaction.

6, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single!

7. Let's turn our worries into thinking and planning beforehand!

8. Life is too short to regret. If it's not the end, please go straight ahead with a smile.

9. I don't accept any behind-the-scenes comments and criticisms. If you see me unhappy, thank you for your mood. I am very happy.

10, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

1 1. The mirror is installed at the school stairs to tell you that if you are ugly, you should read more.

12, the road of life, like the intestines in the stomach, turns a thousand times and finally comes to an end.

13, don't be a late bloomer, try to make your talents create the greatest value while you are young.

14. How much you love someone is usually not known until you break up. This is the paradox of love.

15, lonely old people stew meat at home. When the meat was almost cooked, he heard the stew say: lonely, lonely, lonely.

16. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

17, to broaden your horizons, you have to keep learning and make friends.

18, this sentence is definitely the most bitter irony for fat people.

19, youth is dandelion, which seems comfortable, but it can't help it.

20. When appropriate, say I'm wrong, I'm sorry, that's not bowing, that's growing.

2 1, after calculating the salary increase, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

You can lose to anyone, but not to yourself.

23, alas ~ this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.

24. Society is a carriage. Those without seats encourage rebellion, while those with seats call for stability.

25, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, for a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for work!

26. The funniest thing is to step on the carpet of the "safe passage" and fall down.

27. Summer has arrived, but the body is still in winter. What should I do?

If an adult says "don't ask so many questions" to a child, he basically means "actually, I don't know".

29. If one day we get lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it is because we have not tried to live a rich life.

30. The core of grassroots dinner is rice, the core of elite dinner is bureau, and the core of celebrity dinner is celebrity.

3 1, I passed a person countless times, and all my clothes were scraped without sparks.

32. I can't be strong, but at least I have to stop being weak!

33. Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you will learn to be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will learn to be bald.

34. Good ideas are very cheap. What is really priceless is the person who can realize these ideas.

35, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

36. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing channels.

When you feel that the whole world has abandoned you, please believe that she just turned her back and brewed a better hug.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I counted with my fingers, and my stomach won again today.

39. My strength is four taels and my temper is half a catty. Plus my weight, I'm barely a heavyweight. Please rest assured that you will spend your whole life with me.

40. It is said that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, what looks good is companionship, but what looks ugly is entanglement.

4 1, I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

42. Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early hours of the morning and was born with insufficient sleep.

43. Parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and fool each other to call the generation gap.

44. I knew you wouldn't come with me when I reached out, so I tripped over you when I reached out my leg. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

45. Don't think you are better than others, even if you are excellent.

46. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

47. The language for my dear ones: You are the only one for me!

48. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

49. I know this is a world of looking at faces. I had plastic surgery with school money.