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By bus, a girl came up with no change. The driver let the girl get off and change. The girl walked on, but she had to wait for another bus and call the driver.
I was about to borrow money from passers-by when a beautiful woman came in, as if to buy something. I stopped her at once, no, no, no, let me put it another way-I called her from behind, "Hey, this female classmate, you dropped your screwdriver-".
What and what! I said, "hello, classmate, I went out in a hurry without my wallet." Can you pay it for me, and then I'll pay you back with a treasure? I am not a liar.
Ok, so that beautiful classmate readily agreed to my request and helped me pay the money. Walking out of the hardware store side by side with her, it was a pleasant afternoon, and the sunshine swayed in her clear eyes with the breeze of elm leaves on the roadside. I took out my mobile phone, opened a treasure, wiped it, and the phone was dead.
I grabbed the beauty's hand and said I was not a liar.
Ah, later I begged the beautiful woman to send a text message to my mobile phone number and let me contact her when I went back to charge. I was defeated by my wit again.
Finally, we said goodbye briefly at the fork in the road where there were few people.
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