Adolescence has reached menopause. Funny classic lines

Adolescence has reached menopause. Funny classic lines

Adolescence meets menopause funny classic lines. Funny lines are also common TV stories in our lives, and they also have many influences on classic lines, and their expressions are different. Here are some funny classic lines when adolescence meets menopause.

Adolescence meets menopause. Funny classic lines 1 1. This is my husband, and we are talking about divorce!

2. Brother Tong: "Where is the steamed bread?" Sister Yang Yi: "What's in the washing machine?"

3, the car rolled the pot, dead and straight (value).

4. Miao Zi: Give you a number, greater than 1 less than 3!

Dapeng: You have imposed an economic blockade on me, and I have to live! I'm not solar.

6. Miao Zi's mother: At that time, I thought I had a good figure.

Miao Zi's father: I only saw the devil, but I didn't see the figure.

7, Jiang Gongzi: I am quite good except that I am more subtle and embarrassed.

Xiao Rui: Besides your safety, you are not safe at all, you know?

8. Don't talk about love. No one who talks about love has a happy ending, Romeo and Juliet, butterfly lovers, Farewell My Concubine, and finally only Wang will see her again.

9. It is not necessarily a birdman who can speak bird language.

10, what happened to love, what happened.

Miao Zi: You are a little match girl.

Xiao Rui: I'm picking girls' mushrooms.

12, stay away, you will be covered in blood!

13, eighteen martial arts, are you the third? Knife and Gun' Base'

14, we are a group of poor people who are played by life!

15, first marriage, no wife, no experience.

16, Miao: When I was young, everyone in the company nicknamed your dad, called him a git, and later called him Brother Tong. What else is it called?

Miao Zi: Why are they all coarse grains?

Miao Zi's dad: Steamed bread.

17, Miao Zi: If it is interrupted, it will be disturbed.

Qijia: Hanhan walked home.

Miao Zi: The fire at the city gate has damaged the fish in the pool.

Qijia: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.

Woman: I am Zhang Er, a monk, and I am at a loss.

18, Qijia: I like ugly things. I am rebellious.

19, why? Feed the pigs! Why? Eat what you feed!

20. Say two dollars more! Two dollars is too little, talk about 10 quick money!

Adolescence meets menopause. Funny classic lines II. First, Guangu: Longlong, you are a poor year, forever and ever.

Second, humiliate him, trample on him, trample on him.

Third, that old man is him, he is Ceng Xiaoxian.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

5. Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

6. Never discriminate against crazy people. It's just that we have different world views.

Seven, you can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

Eight, delivery: the same is the end of the world sausage mouth, why rush to fry!

Fighting is bad behavior … fight!

Ten, Conan if alive, will also be angry to Richard Moore.

Eleven, don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

Whenever I find the key to success, they change the lock.

Thirteen, who can't swear, the key is ~ useful?

Cheer up, self-confidence emerges from your temperament!

15. I really want to slap your size 42 face with my size 38 shoes!

16. Listeners and friends, it's me, and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian!

No one can fool me, Hu Yifei.

At eighteen, I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

19. Tucao is used to count money, not to reason.

Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

Twenty-one, believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.

Mo Yu, 22: I'm allergic to time!

Twenty-three, Xiaoxian: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!

You think I'm a charlatan, and we intellectuals have integrity.

I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!

What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.

Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

I like him, but that is the past tense, and life is the future tense.

It's me who smokes, not cigars.

Thirty, we are two ambitious young people standing on the street who are about to fly their ideals.

Thirty-one, since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has died early and late.

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

33. Yifei: We are distinguished guests. Don't act like a decoration team.

34. Love is a cage. The only way to reduce the sentence is to ... let go of your hand.

Thirty-five, something will go wrong. Things always go wrong.

Thirty-six, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.

Do you know tennis? Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping.

Thirty-eight, happiness is not as good as solitude, and madness is not as good as epilepsy.

Thirty-nine, eleven slaps, what's left? 12.

40. Xiaobo: I have been divorced for three years, and my son is half a year old.

4 1. Guangu: If Conan were still alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!

Forty-two, pigs and dogs dare to call themselves teachers these days, don't they, Ceng Laoshi?

Forty-three, quarreling is always bad. Why don't you call?

Forty-four, occupy a tomb after death, and finally make up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

Forty-five, I know more than a dozen different ways to die.

46. Why Ebie? Because love is crazy and betrayed.

Forty-seven, you talk to them until midnight every day, how can they have time to create human beings!

48. If you don't come home at 2: 30 in the morning, it's too bad.

49. My classmate's cousin's neighbor is in-laws with your brother-in-law's cousin!

Fifty, a Philippines: if you want to live, you must bring some green ~!

Fifty-one, I went to your grandmother's banana peel.

52. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

The price of pigs is rising these days. Why can't the price increase?

Fifty-four years old, what a lonely star in Dreadwind, who was stood up for his second marriage.

Fifty-five, "amputation is an operation that can't have children." "That's called ligation."

56. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

57. You not only insulted the word handsome, but also insulted the word obscene.

Fifty-eight, the noise of the world is floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

You can't go to this competition because it's too anti-human.

Sixty, I agree. I'm in charge. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

6 1, you are a well anyway.

Sixty-two, as the saying goes, Rome was not built in a day!

Sixty-three, Xiaoxian: I want to eat my stomach if I pull it.

Sixty-four, a fly: As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, except in the microwave oven!

Sixty-five, whose children are not optimistic, is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?