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How do you make friends with your new girlfriend?

1, a best friend is a girl who touches her hands when she meets you, speaks without mercy, but gives up when you get angry.

2, friends don't need too much, as long as one can speak the truth.

3, dear, move a house with me, the landlord is me, the rent is love, smile and bend down every month, the house number is carefully selected, the road to happiness is sweet, the password must be remembered: love you for a lifetime!

I have a girlfriend who can accompany me like a shadow all my life!

I will pay attention to your latest developments. I will read every mood log. Although I can't reply to everyone, you have to believe that I really care, because I regard you as my sister.

6. Even though we have disappeared in each other's lives for a long time, we are still obsessed with it.

7. You are the abandonment I talk about, but I still remember it in my heart.

8. A good sister is someone who is desperate to hurt you in front of you and will defend you behind your back.

9. Occasionally send text messages to friends who don't contact often, and don't look back to former lovers.

10, if you don't see it, you will miss it. If you see it, you will hate strange things. You can bully yourself and others can't.