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What are the little secrets between men and women?

1. After having a girlfriend, I found that boys are so easy to raise!

girls' skin care: toner, muscle lotion, mask, day cream, night cream, essential oil, ampoule, body lotion, sunscreen cream, hand cream and scrub (welcome to add)

boys' skin care: Dabao

2. The strength varies greatly, like Lin Daiyu when screwing the bottle cap, and like Lin Chong when unpacking the express.

3. When ordering, don't ask her what she wants to eat, ask her what she doesn't want to eat. PS: anti-casual.

4. The most tearful moment was holding her hand in a crowded crowd.

5. When something goes wrong, as long as you hear her sweet voice, the inner haze will disappear.

6. When you are alone, you don't feel lonely. Only when two people are together can you feel really lonely.

7. Finding a good girlfriend actually doesn't cost much. Sometimes she will take the initiative to pay and tell you not to spend money indiscriminately.

8. With her, the speed of reaction is very important.

9. When a girl only replies to you with "Oh", "Um", "I see" and "whatever", it means that something made her angry before.

1. Don't teach her to be strong. When she is strong, nothing will happen to you.

11. Be sure to protect her when going to crowded places, such as railway stations, downtown areas and shopping malls. Hold her tight at critical times and brush her boyfriend's strength.

12. It is very difficult for girls, especially those who are beautiful and alone. Wherever they go, they will be subjected to all kinds of unscrupulous eyes and are easily followed by candid photos, so it is best not to let her go out alone at night.

13. After confirming the relationship, keep a distance from her roommate and best friend, and don't add friends without adding friends.

14. Talk to her more if you have nothing to do. Don't be a dull boy, and don't pretend to be deep, or she will feel like having you or not.

15. I use a scraper more often than I do, except that I shave and she shaves her legs.

16. A girl's wardrobe is always missing a dress, and the best-looking style is always the next one.

17. I like wearing dark clothes very much, because it is slim.