Funny sentences to say on Moments. Funny sentences suitable for posting on Moments.

1. I am a very heartless person. Now I have closed my heart to you. Please don’t come to me again in the future.

2. It is unstable to stand on tiptoes to like someone, so after learning ballet well, you will be very stable to like someone.

3. If you are curious about what the bath ball looks like when unfolded, it is a long belt. You can cosplay Chang'e when needed.

4. The shelf life of semi-cooked cheese is only five days. If you put them in the refrigerator in a dark environment, they will not know how many days have passed before they will go bad.

5. I think there is no need to add a core to a fruit like mango. I don’t know who will be responsible for this. My voice is very small. I hope everyone can appeal together.

6. I had insomnia last night. Among the 23,752 sheep I counted, I always felt that one of them was pretending to be you. I will go find you tonight.

7. I wore a small skirt today, so I don’t want to curse, but that may not happen tomorrow.

8. If we break up, let’s break up. Why are you going to Ant Manor to beat my dick?

9. I always feel that there is a little tail wagging left and right behind the word "looking forward to it".

10. The world is so big, let’s go eat and see it together.