Humorous sentences about drinking in a circle of friends

A humorous sentence about drinking in a circle of friends

1. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you will be haunted. You will slip your tongue when you talk, run away when you walk, get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and regret it when you get up in the morning.

2. Half a catty of wine is not enough to hold the wall, and I won't go if I hold the wall for a catty and a half

3. You are wine, and I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you to accompany me in this life, and I won't regret it if I get drunk all my life!

4. leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

5. I'll do it first, and you can do whatever you want.

6. red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship lasts forever.

7. don't want to drink, reluctantly, out of control.

8. A word for life, a glass of wine for life.

9. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

1. It's nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it's just an excuse for me to cry once.

11. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.

12. The host raised his glass to everyone present and said, "Women should open their mouths and all men should go in."

13. wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I don't remember the person around me. It's just that the wine was soaked all over my body, from my heart, only into my heart.

14. People can walk in rivers and lakes without drinking. If they see rough roads, they will shout, and those who don't drink will drink.

15. In the virgin stage, keep a close eye on it. Young woman stage, half-pushing and half-giving. In the prime of life, all of them are not enough. Widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if you can't, you can still fool.

16. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the beginning of drinking.

17. The sky is blue and the sea is blue. Pass it down one cup at a time.

18. If the past can be drunk, the memory is a hangover.

19. Men and women don't drink, so there is no chance.

2. wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes people, and you won't come back until dawn. Humorous sentences about drinking in a circle of friends 2

21. Ordinary women don't drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.

22. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Feelings are thick, not enough to drink. Feelings are too thin to drink.

23. If you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

24. It's good to drink for a while, and it's good to drink all the time

25. Grassroots cadres don't drink, and they have no expectations at all.

26. A woman who drinks wine, drinks affection, and is drunk with love.

27. The leader may not remember who respects the wine; Whoever doesn't respect the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

28. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink. [arranged by MeiWEn]

29. Do you still need a reason to drink? Today's reason is drinking!

3. It looks like water and tastes spicy. If you drink it, it will be haunted. You will trip up and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.

31. Ordinary people don't drink and have no happiness at all.

32. The preemptive strike can win by surprise, and the late strike can take the overall situation.

33. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's fine wine.

34. One can walk in the Jianghu without drinking. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink too much?

35. If men don't drink, they walk around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends.

36. generally speaking, if you don't drink alcohol, drinking alcohol will be unusual.

37. Men don't drink, live like dogs, walk around the world in vain, live like eunuchs and can't make good friends;

38. It's rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

39. Being away from home makes the wine field unbearable.

4. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries. A humorous sentence about drinking in a circle of friends III

41. It is better to have a rotten hole in the stomach than to have a split feeling.

42. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

43. I want to cry. Tears are in my eyes. I want to smile. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

44. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink, and there is no clue at all.

45. You can drink half a catty and one catty, so your buddy is the most intimate!

46. stand up if you can't reach the food.

47. I feel deep and stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, the article source China Wine News Network drinks bleeding;

48. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, you only wear one dress, and no one will feel bad about it.

49. If you don't get drunk, who will sleep by the road?

5. Wine is like a woman, and there are also gains and losses in life in wine. Successful women can be intertwined and never let a man in life. A frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.

51. It's good to drink. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

52. Move your ass to show respect.

53. Drink today, get drunk today, and don't live too tired; Good has passed, bad has passed, just want to be in a good mood.

54. Back to Jialing River, drink wine as soup.

55. wine is the most polite thing in the world.

56. Men can't make good friends if they don't drink.

57. wine is a pack of medicine, so you can't sleep without it!

58. Give up drinking once, and it will fail.

59. Drink nine doses at a time and focus on cultivation.

6. wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I find that I was missing the person around me. Humorous sentences with a slight drink are sent to friends circle 4 articles

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1. A drunken beauty is blushing, and she doesn't forget to be charming, shy and gentle.

2. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb with the paralysis of alcohol.

3. pretend to be indifferent, and with the paralysis of alcohol, make yourself look numb.

4. Three cups of aged cigarette make you slightly drunk. Raise a glass to solve all the worries, in exchange for a lifetime of clear dreams and sleep.

5. if time is quicksand, I am slightly drunk and I am in a whirlpool, circling and circling, waking up from my dream. Suddenly.

6. People are not saints, even people live all their lives. It is worthwhile to live a simple life without losing face.

7. Me? Le, will you miss me?

8. Drinking a little drunk is just right. My mind seems to be in a vacuum. I won't think about my daily troubles, and I won't have a headache or nausea the next day.

9. Those who drink drink, those who drink juice drink juice, and make a hot pot. Tonight, they are slightly tipsy.

1. If I hadn't drunk, I would have been a beauty, but now I'm drunk. I'm a slightly drunk beauty.

11. Liang Qiushi once said: "The taste of Cai Gentan's so-called' flowers are half open and wine is slightly drunk' is the most depressing realm." "Life needs to live just right, with more unintentional, less regret, more burden and less disability." Only by relaxation can you achieve life.

12. I especially like the feeling of drinking until I get a little drunk. However, I haven't felt a little tipsy for a long time, and the process of drinking has become difficult to drink → uncomfortable → vomiting. The tipsy was stolen.

13. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, all the heroes who share the same spirit are a little tipsy after drinking heartily.

14. I was a little tipsy after drinking. I covered my eyes with my hand, trying to avoid the laziness in the sun. A touch of pink purple slipped through my fingers and suddenly slipped into my eyes.

15. I can't hold too much. I can only hold people who care about me and me.

16. Have a glass of sweet wine and taste the sweet taste of love. Touching a glass of red nectar enhances the integration of friendship. Pay a cup of true grape nectar, sublimate love and love for a hundred years. Wine Valentine's Day, may friends find a beautiful bosom friend to dance!

17. When in love, worship each other; When communicating, talk to each other; When you are proud, share with each other; Support each other when frustrated; When angry, tolerate each other; Comfort each other when they are in pain; When in trouble, snuggle up to each other; When growing up, hold hands with each other; In old age, stay with each other. Wine Valentine's Day, dear, you are my lifelong attachment!

18. I have been poor for half my life, and my dream of returning home will come to an end. Two rooms leak rain, and generations have no officials. Moonlight spreads the river, and flowers flow over the fence. Work hard for the rest of your life, and there are three poles left in the sunset.

19. A big river has wide waves. Let's do it when we take this cup.

2. The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, while the friendship between villains is as sweet as water. Red wine should be the wine with the most noble feelings. Time has faded from its original sweetness and glowed with the original taste of wine. Humorous sentences that are slightly drunk are sent to friends circle II

21. In the eternal cycle, Chikage gathers, and he is so drunk that when he dreams back, he is as cold as water.

22. wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this man has to drink at the moon and has hundreds of poems about fighting wine.

23. Pick beautiful grapes and put them in a happy container; Blend the sweet life and scatter the romantic atmosphere; Ferment a happy life and produce the dry red of love. Wine Valentine's Day, tasting love wine with you, happiness forever!

24. Both new love and old love can't reach a sea of time

25. In this May weather, the sun is slightly tipsy and the wind is slightly cool, drying on the branches in the shallow summer, which is light and refreshing.

26. It's Valentine's Day with wine. Give your lover a kiss, let love indulge in the world of two people, give your parents a hug, let your family indulge in the warm world, give you a greeting to your friends, and let happiness get drunk in your arms. Be happy on Valentine's Day with wine.

27. I know that the future is the hardest to guess, but I have thought about tomorrow for countless nights.

28. If you don't drink, you won't have anything. If you don't drink for a long time, you will feel that the wine tastes terrible. But the state of drunkenness is too good. Hey, hey, anyway, I hope it goes well.

29. When I'm a little tipsy, I can't hide my worries, so I can't help talking. The considerate, the inconsiderate, the agitated, and the silent are all put into the wine, and they are all drunk, leaving nothing but fun.

3. The wine is made in Du Kang, so it's better to have a good wine than a light one. A gentleman is polite when he drinks, but a villain makes trouble when he drinks. Break the dishes in the plate and twist your clothes. Go to cry and scold ghosts. The family beat their wives to disturb their neighbors, the mother grieved her son, and the ginger sugar herbal tea woke up the soup.

31. I didn't know the happiness of drinking before, but I found that the happiness above lies in what I thought before.

32. You took my thoughts away without saying sorry.

33. Do you really like him so much? Or did you weave a dream for yourself?

34. Looking up at Cang Jun, the truth may not be true. Stealing one's feet and enjoying a long life, Yan Hui returned to Yin early. Fan Dan has no tiles, and Shi Chongfu is appalling. Well, I drill horns and keep poor all my life.

35. Drinking at the age of 7, reminiscing about the past by yourself and looking back on the past, may be full of tears, or may be beaming. Raise a glass of wine and drink to you! Send my blessing!

36. Drinking wine is slightly tipsy, which seems to be drunk but not drunk.

37. the flowers are in a mess, the wine is decaying, and the songs are drunk. Her voice is silent and her makeup is incomplete at night. Who should make the whole thing beautiful?

38. I couldn't swallow it before. I don't know when I suddenly fell in love with the feeling of being slightly drunk. My face turned reddish after drinking, and my brain stopped thinking. It was really refreshing.

39. I really like wine fields, but I don't want to drink too much, but I like the atmosphere of drinking and laughing, especially the old memories that ran out from the depths of my memory when I stopped drinking and holding chopsticks after a little tipsy.

4. You are my medicine to cure my heart disease. When I dream of you, I will laugh and drink, and make friends circle to express drunkenness.

I have met many people who are obviously attractive but don't match.

2. At the age of 2, I began to drown my sorrows by drinking, and I first learned about alcohol. Whenever I get together, it is a mess, and the bottles are littered with alcohol. Say I'm not drunk, but I still want to drink.

3. In this way, wine is always lovely, and through it, it is convenient to satisfy people's wishes. If the meaning of "the drunkard is not in the wine, but also in the mountains and rivers" is not in the wine, there is something else to ask for.

4. wine is very good, but I didn't like it before, and there is still a little gap. Now I find it has advantages. It relieves fatigue and is tired from work. When I come back for a drink, I feel dizzy and lie down. This is comfortable. Inspired, there are hundreds of Li Bai's poems about drinking, which are all great talents.

5. A tear, like a swaying wind chime, flutters silently in my heart. Alone in a foreign land, across the horizon, I look for my hometown on the map with eager eyes.

6. I especially like the feeling of drinking until I get a little drunk. However, I haven't felt a little tipsy for a long time, and the process of drinking has become difficult to drink → uncomfortable → vomiting. The tipsy was stolen.

7. The best wine is light, not strong, not on the head, fragrant, comfortable and suitable for everyone.

8. Look up and ask Cang Jun, the truth may not be true. Stealing one's feet and enjoying a long life, Yan Hui returned to Yin early. Fan Dan has no tiles, and Shi Chongfu is appalling. Well, I drill horns and keep poor all my life.

9. When you want to buy something, the store often says that if you really buy it, you can get a discount. If you really buy it, it's not worth much.

1. The flowers are half blooming and the wine is slightly drunk. Life is wine, drink it at once.

11. Recalling the past, like a fleeting fragment, has long been fixed in my heart, and drunkenness is a sadness that can never be touched.

12. Liang Qiushi once said: "The taste of Cai Gentan's so-called' flowers are half-blooming, wine is slightly drunk' is the most depressing realm." "Life needs to live just right, with more unintentional, less regret, more burden and less disability." Only by relaxation can you achieve life.

13. when the moon is full twice in a foreign land, how can the geese be cold-resistant when they have spent the remaining flowers? The rustling mountain wind wakes me up, and I can't sleep on my pillow at night!

14. I really like wine fields, but I don't like drinking, but I like the atmosphere of drinking and laughing, especially the old memories that ran out from the depths of my memory when I stopped drinking and holding chopsticks after a little tipsy.

15. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb with the paralysis of alcohol.

16. Do you really like him so much? Or did you weave a dream for yourself?

17. There are three stages of drinking: slightly drunk, confused, and plain and vulgar ~ Good drinking, I ordered a plate of peanuts, which I ate with chopsticks at first, with a spoon in the middle, and finally with my hands.

18. The lights in the violet are low, and the song of Xiao Dingyan, a beard on the stage, is distant and blurred. After drinking several glasses of unmixed foreign wine, Zhao Zhi feels a little tipsy.

19. Walking along the breath in the blood path, wrapped around the dilated pores, and the slightly tipsy and quivering skin around the arms, willingly indulged in this mystery.