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This is a sad and funny story …
Yesterday Saturday, the weather was very good. It was sunny and comfortable. I was going to take my baby to climb the mountain after eating, but I didn't expect to waste a good time in the end!
After getting up in the morning, I cleaned up, boiled a pot of water and prepared to cook. I asked my husband "what to eat" and he said whatever. Although he speaks casually, he often complains, "Who wants to eat this every day?" -He is really more difficult to serve than a child.-Although I have a husband in name, I often have the illusion of "having an extra son" in my daily life!
I thought there was wonton in the refrigerator. He likes to eat jiaozi and wonton. I said, "There are two bags of wonton. Let me make wonton for you. " He said yes.
I asked him how many to eat, and he asked me a little unhappily, "Is it still a problem to eat wonton?" Others may not need to say it, but you have to say it! First of all, because you don't like leftovers, I'm afraid you won't waste too much cooking. Secondly, I am afraid that you will be dissatisfied if you do too little.
He said almost word for word: "I won't eat a few!" " I eat a bowl! "I asked him if he was a big bowl or a small bowl. He said big bowl!
When I was about to cook, the baby clamored for me to play with her. I told her, "I'm going to cook now. Go to dad's bed and let him play with you. " The baby was very obedient and went to find his father with a toy …
After the wonton was made, I poured two bags of materials into a big bowl, poured boiling soup on it and gave my husband 25. I think, when I used to fill him too full, he always complained, "Why so much? Who can eat? " So, I kept five for myself this time.
When wonton and scrambled eggs were served, I called him to get up for dinner. As soon as I sat at the dinner table, he angrily asked me, "Are you really Cao?". You don't want me to eat so little and starve to death! " I get angry when I hear it!
I said, "I have cooked dinner for you, and you still scold me." Who is it, Cao? If it's not enough, I'll make you something else, and two bags of wonton! If you want noodles, I'll cook some more noodles for you. You want an omelet, I'll make it for you! I didn't say I wouldn't do it for you! Why am I Cao? "
After quarreling for a while, he sat on the sofa angrily, staring without saying a word or eating! The baby insisted on eating instant noodles, so I reburied a pot of boiling water for her ... After a while, he began to eat. I gave him all the wonton in the bowl and said to him, "Eat it all, don't leave it!" " If you don't have enough to eat, I'll make you something else! "
His tone softened and he asked me, "Why don't you cook more food?" I said there were only two bags left. He was still a little unhappy, but he ate it all and drank all the wonton soup in the bowl …
After dinner, I handed him a banana. He took it half angry and half happy, put it on the table, and then picked it up to eat. I asked him if he was full. He didn't say anything.
In fact, after dinner and some fruit, you will be full.
Don't eat too much. Seven points full is good for your health.
After eating, I found that the courier took my overtime express. I called at once, but no one answered twice! I found that the rice I bought arrived again. I'll let the baby watch cartoons by himself first, and I'll get them!
My husband heard me open the door and asked me nervously, "Why are you going?"
I said, "I'll get the courier!"
10 Jin of rice was carried to the fifth floor, and when the package was opened, it was found that the rice was contaminated. Take photos and communicate with customer service. I didn't understand it for more than half an hour! The baby just clamored for me to play with her again. She urged me, which made me angry and annoyed, so I yelled at her. She ran to her father in tears.
Her father hugged her and asked me, "You are in a bad mood. Do you have to make the whole family dissatisfied with you? " I said, "It's all because of you! Giving me a lecture early in the morning ruined my good mood for the day, and now everything is not going well! "
The baby hugged his neck and cried. He said: "I asked you to take her out to climb the mountain without her mother. She cried and said,' I miss my mother'-look at you, you are still fierce!" I said, "honey, mom is not bad for you, just in a bad mood!" " "The husband deliberately said," You are mean to her! "The baby is crying again!
I asked my husband, "Are you sick? Why do you have to make her cry! " I reached out and hugged the baby and coaxed her into saying, "Mom didn't mean to be bad to you, but she was in a bad mood. Mom apologizes to you, I'm sorry! I love you. " The baby was very happy, but the husband said angrily, "It's all my fault! I should si! " I said, "OK, OK, you go to si!"
Hurry up and pack up. When the baby wants to go out to play, he runs to find his father, but his father angrily shouts, "I won't go!" " Nobody goes! "The baby was very worried. She came to me crying, and I said, "Nothing! Mom will take you to the children's playground as soon as she gets dressed! "She asked me how to get there, and I said take the bus. She happily went to open her piggy bank to find change.
All kinds of dawdling, it's past two o'clock when I go out. I felt quite warm before going out, so I didn't wear much, but it was a little cold outside. I asked the baby, "Do you want to ask Dad to take us?" The baby said, "No, he still needs to sleep!" " "After waiting for ten minutes, the bus came.
After playing in the children's playground for almost an hour, my husband called and asked, "when will you come out?" It's almost two hours! " I said, "I haven't played for an hour-I walked from home to the platform, waited for a long time, got off early and walked for a while."
He asked me, "What to eat in the afternoon?" I said, "Don't you want to eat jiaozi? I'll take jiaozi. " He asked me, "When will that be?" I said I'll clean up when I get back! He also told me ...
He also told me where his car was parked and said that he would wait for us in the car.
The baby said he was hungry after playing. He couldn't wait to go home for dinner, so I took her to the store to eat. I just started eating and got a call from my husband. I said, "The baby is eating. Shall I buy you something? " He said, "No, I bought some duck necks."
The baby wants to go home by bus. I said, "Dad has already driven to wait for us. Dad will be sad if we don't take the car. And it should be dark now, and it is very cold to wait for the bus. "
The baby said, "All right! If we go out and find it is still dark, we will take a bus. If it gets dark, shall we take dad's car? "
I said yes! The baby said to me very gently, "thank you, mom, for taking me out to play today." Thank you for taking me to eat French fries. I am very happy-I love you, Mom! " I said, "Mom loves you, too!"
I walked to the position my husband said, but I didn't see her car. I called him and asked him where his car was parked. He said grumpily, "Where are you looking at? Roadside, I tell you the roadside! " I turned my head and saw it behind me!
Open the car door, I think he is busy with his mobile phone. I said, "Why?" He said, "I'm making a video, from the company."
He fastened the baby's seat belt and handed her two ice creams. I said, "Why did you buy her ice cream on such a cold day?" He said, "Well! What happened? Just buy ice cream. " As soon as I heard it, I said to the baby, "Show it to mom!" Sure enough-cookies in the shape of ice cream.
He's still filming. I said go home first. You can make videos when I package jiaozi, so you can save some time and eat early. He put down his cell phone and started the car.
The juice I bought for the baby has arrived. I took the baby to get the courier. He continued to make videos in the car. My baby and I just got home, and he also came back.
Jiaozi is ready, and the first pot is ready. The baby said not to eat them yet, so I tasted one, and the salt taste was just right. He ate up two plates. I cooked the second pot and fed it to the baby while eating. He was watching TV and suddenly remembered, and asked me, "Why hasn't his grandmother called recently?" Almost half a month. "I said," she is waiting for you to call her! You called to ask, how is everything at home? "
After opening the video and chatting, my mother-in-law asked, "Have you eaten?"
He said, "I'm finished. I'm not finished with her mother." My mother-in-law asked me, "What took you so long?" I said, "I went out to play."
Hmm ~ think about this day, it's really not worth it! It's not worth ruining the good mood of the day for a little thing! This day, not bad. Although we were angry with each other, he took the initiative to pick us up by car. I also made his favorite jiaozi. ...
When eating, he said with satisfaction, "Mmm ~ it tastes good ~"
I asked him, "What's delicious? Duck neck? " He said, "jiaozi!"
When I went to bed at night, he said that I was full again and my stomach was uncomfortable!
I really don't want you to starve. I just want to keep my mouth shut for you. Does it taste bad?
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