Funny quotes about Double Eleven

1. Warning to Double 11 shoppers, when you are busy you feel like you lack everything. Only when you are extremely bored will you feel like you have nothing.

2. It’s hard to give up on someone, but it’s even harder for me to give up shopping on Taobao.

3. I think that since Double 11 requires everyone to spend money, there should be no upper limit on the shopping cart!

4. Happiness can be bought, such as Taobao.

5. On a cold day, it’s Double 11. Don’t buy anything and go to class. It’s really suitable to be with the air conditioner.

6. I can’t tell the difference between the Double 11 Shopping Festival and Singles’ Day. I just want to ask: “Have you shopped today?” Anyway, I’m almost defeated and plan to drink porridge for a month.

7. Every shopper has a priceless car or shopping cart.

8. The so-called Double 11 Hand-Chopping Festival, in fact, I have spent all my money.

9. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the evil wind of Double 11 is coming, and the pace of online shopping is approaching. Everything looked like just getting paid, Mengmengda opened her eyes. The prodigal ladies are getting impatient, their credit cards are being used, and the gentlemen are turning green in the face.

10. I’m so tired that I’m so tired that I’m done with everything after losing Double 11.

11. You don’t have money if you don’t buy something, and you don’t have money if you buy something. That means it doesn’t cost money to buy something! Why not buy it if you don’t need money!

12. I always feel like these days I keep saying that my wife is a prodigal, and so on, just to show off my wealth on purpose. The first is to show off that you have a wife, the second is to show off that you have money, and the third is to show off that you have both a wife and money!

13. Double 11 is over. After this period is over, I will clean up the cabinet and bring out something to restore blood.

14. Save the hand-picking party, I want a different activity for this Double 11.

15. Last year’s clothes don’t match my temperament this year.