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2022 traffic jam, taking photos, sending WeChat friends circle, talking about forty sentences.

2022 traffic jam, take photos and send them to WeChat friends circle to talk about (I) 1. China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

2. Your lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.

Sorry, there was a traffic jam.

4. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

5.? Once in a traffic jam, a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour-she was in a roadside advertisement.

6. I discussed with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

7. The car is crowded into a knot, the driver is fidgety and the horn is ringing.

8. Are you stuck in traffic today?

9. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There is never a traffic jam on the expressway. Last night's pothole concert dragged on to this moment's high-speed train, and I felt that I didn't find anything.

10. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

1 1. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

12. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Lao Tzu in the middle.

13. I keep telling my mother to buy a leather coat. There will be traffic jams when I go home on National Day.

14. Don't get stuck in traffic, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood. ?

15. I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.

16. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic all your life! ?

17. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the New Year. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

18. It's too hard to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.

19. I will block you and everyone and have fun together.

20.? Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

2022 Traffic jam photos are sent to WeChat friends circle to chat (Chapter 2) 2 1. Go out to play at this time, it's warm.

22. Traffic jams don't block your heart, take a nap and raise your spirit; Bustling roadside passengers, bustling motorists; The light is on, and every family is warm.

23. Every day from spring to autumn, driving on the road, crowded into a pot of porridge.

24. Every morning, there is a traffic jam in front of the ice crystal gate. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

25. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

26. There is a kind of pain that you are still stuck in traffic when others arrive, and there is a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch traffic jams.

27. Busy traffic jams, panic traffic jams, leisure traffic jams and happy traffic jams are healthier.

28. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

29. Expressway, please charge!

30. On the way to work today, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

3 1. Another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so let's use this time and environment to talk about love.

The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still on the highway ... I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ ... I thought I wanted to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

33. There is no way to go after heavy mountains and heavy waters. When you wake up, you still stand still.

34. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

35. It's really bad to be far from home. Seven-day holiday, you have to toss and turn for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

36. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

37. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

38. Don't worry? When will the digging stop? ?

39. When you go home for the New Year, you will always face traffic jams.

40. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

In 2022, the humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends talked about collecting forty articles.

Humor about traffic jam in friends circle in 2022-1. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the drivers all turned off the engine directly!

2. The most depressing thing: being satirized by GPS.

The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

4. alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?

5. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

7. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

8. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

9. There are ten thousand intersections and eight thousand roads every day.

10. Every time I go home for the New Year, I'm just Du Like Jie. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. After a few hours' journey, I finally spent a day, and my mood suddenly became ugly.

1 1. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll gate.

12. On the expressway, the traffic jam lasted for more than ten hours.

13. Some people showed their magical powers in the traffic jam on the highway during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, and we watched their Weibo in the office to amuse ourselves.

14. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!

15. We escaped from the National Day traffic jam army ahead of schedule and met the ugliest gourd and gourd baby in history. What a sin! ...

16.? The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

17. It's really bad to be too far away from home. A seven-day holiday means going back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

18. I know that the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

19. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?

20. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

Humor about traffic jam in 2022 friends circle Part II 2 1. Going out to play at this time is just to warm up.

22. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

23. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together. ?

24. Are you dizzy? Turn left and right, the road is blocked! ?

25. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there are always traffic jams on holidays.

26. Traffic jam is not the most depressing thing. The most depressing thing is that you are stuck in traffic, your car GPS said.

27.? Road construction in Jinan is from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building and rebuilding. There are four wolves every day, smoking everywhere, and traffic jams are annoying.

28. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jams and get stuck in traffic jams.

29. Go out early and return late, cross an intersection for half an hour, and there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

30. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

3 1. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I was in a hurry, I pumped oil and played one song after another, but the road ahead was endless. ?

32. An egg is stuck on the bridge, and the road under the bridge is still long, so it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?

33. Traffic jam is a killing pig knife.

34. Hello, hello, hello.

35. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

36. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

37. Expressway, please charge!

38.? Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

39. The Japanese are already upset and stuck in traffic jams.

40. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. Who should I call the glory of the king? As a result, I laughed at my lover. Think about whether you are stuck in traffic or lost.

Cook by yourself, take photos and send a collection of 40 sentences to friends.

I haven't cooked for my family for a long time, so I have little time to cook for my family this weekend. My cooking skills need to be improved!

2. Be in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry. Is instant noodles braised, spicy or spicy?

3. The highest level of eating goods. I'll believe that when I see it.

When the weather is very hot, I just want to order takeout and don't want to cook it myself. When it's cold, my enthusiasm for cooking rises.

I haven't cooked well for a long time since I had Amber. Suddenly I miss the time when I used to cook carefully for my family. I have time this week and plan to cook a big meal with my family.

6. Using the best ingredients, grasping the opportunity and cooking a delicious meal for your family with love is a job full of ritual.

7. Eating delicious food is a pleasure. Cooking your own food is a kind of life.

8. Cooking by yourself is also a kind of enjoyment of life.

9. I always say that my circle of friends is not nutritious, so I will send a nutritious one.

10. Hotel five-star chef? I must have been afraid to grin in front of my wife and fell asleep immediately.

1 1. If you don't live up to yourself, if you don't make do with life, you deserve all the beauty in this world with your heart.

12. Enjoy cooking. Make yourself something delicious in your spare time. Love yourself and your taste buds.

13. Have plenty of food and clothing, make noodles if you want, and wash the pot after eating. Boys can find wives after cooking training.

14. Life has begun to add cream to my little puff.

15. The kitchen knife waved and sang happily, and the frying spoon danced and laughed happily. Babao's birthday cake was filled with vegetables, and the spoon and shovel in his hand jumped up happily.

16. It's good to cook by yourself. Today is the day when you can't afford pork.

17. Wife, are you hiding something from me? Are you a senior chef in a five-star hotel?

18. Today, Zhang's thoughts are split.

19. Please help yourself to something. I don't remember how many years I haven't cooked noodles for myself I cook at home.

20. In the past, sea water was difficult to turn into water, and fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.

Cook and take photos by yourself and send them to a circle of friends (2)1. A person must take good care of himself, cook himself a delicious meal and enjoy life, and you will find that happiness is actually around!

22. What delicious food is not worth mentioning in front of my cooking?

I haven't cooked in the sun for a long time. Let's have some positive energy and happiness. I didn't feel really talented until I finished writing! Every picture posted in the circle of friends looks good, probably because my skills are good enough to make such a good dish!

24. A steaming kitchen embodies the vitality of a family and derives the greatest happiness of a family.

You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

26. That happy little thing is called cooking.

27. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, where I eat all the food and talk all the time.

28. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

I miss the school canteen very much, so I have to cook by myself after work.

30. I am only a teenager. Love can be late, but takeout can't.

3 1. Life with pots and pans is also very happy.

I used to like eating out, but now I like cooking at home.

33. It is the fairy who cooks today.

34. This kind of cooking has defeated 99% people.

Cooking for your family at home is undoubtedly an activity to gather popularity and add a harmonious atmosphere.

36. Smoke and fire. I like the process of cooking by myself every day recently. Sure enough, women are fickle. I didn't like cooking before, but I wanted to go out to eat and disappeared.

37. It is very pleasant to watch the beautiful dishes I cooked. Although I eat very little, I enjoy the process of creating delicious food.

38. After eating convenience stores for so many years, I'll cook it myself tonight.

39. No matter how others cook, it is also a dark dish, and I am a black hole dish.

2022 WeChat friends circle basks in his son's cooking and talks about collecting forty articles.

2022 WeChat friends circle grandson cooking talk article 1 1. Cooking is also a gift. You can eat it with joy and do it yourself.

If you are in a good mood, it tastes good.

I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

There are many kinds of food, which are praised by family. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

5. Regard weight as nothing and food as everything.

6. Only food and love can be worthy of it.

7. After knowing your wife, what is the concept of eating out? Just eat at home and out every day!

8. The best way to boil water

At this moment, I just want to sit down and enjoy my own cooking.

10. A steaming kitchen embodies the vitality of a family and derives the greatest happiness of a family.

1 1. They don't know the joy of eating food.

12. There is a little woman in my family who won my stomach with her cooking skills and persuaded my people with her cooking skills.

13. Life must be exquisite, although I am not an exquisite pig girl.

14. No matter how others cook, it is also a dark dish, and I am a black hole dish.

15. After enjoying the delicious food cooked by yourself, the baby will go to work.

16. The happiest moment is to enjoy your own cooking.

17. I fell in love with this simple and delicious cake once. I made my own muffin cake this time, and it felt good. As a foodie, sometimes cooking by yourself is also a kind of enjoyment.

18. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I will arrive soon.

19. What life looks like depends on your attitude towards life. People who love life must be loved by life. Life is interesting when there are fireworks at home.

20. Cooking by others is life, while cooking by me is survival.

2022 WeChat friends circle grandson cooking talk about the second part 2 1. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

22. What is courage? I know I'll get fat after eating this meal, but I'm still going ahead.

23. Eating delicious food is a pleasure. Cooking your own food is a kind of life.

24. The concept of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

25. When the weather is very hot, I just want to order takeout and don't want to cook it myself. When it's cold, my enthusiasm for cooking rises.

26. Life has begun to add cream to my little puff.

27. Life should be sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite.

28. If you are poor, you can only cook by yourself. 10 yuan can solve it in one day.

29. I should have saved the whole universe on an empty stomach in my last life. You gave me such a wife who can cook in my life!

30. Make your own food. I don't remember how many years I haven't cooked noodles for myself I cook at home.

3 1. No hair, no hair! Start cooking by yourself the day after tomorrow! Do it yourself! Eat and wear warm clothes!

32. Talk about the love of food.

I haven't cooked in the sun for a long time. Let's have some positive energy and happiness. I didn't feel really talented until I finished writing! Every picture posted in the circle of friends looks good, probably because my skills are good enough to make such a good dish!

34. Kitchen life.

35. Good or bad depends on luck, but bad depends on luck.

36. There are many kinds of delicious food, which customers enjoy countless times. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

37. Will you come to my house for dinner? I cook for myself.

38. Enjoy cooking and cook something delicious for yourself in your spare time. Love yourself and your taste buds.

39. To start a beautiful day, you must show good cooking skills.

40. If we don't have a barbecue tomorrow, we won't reach the happy planet.