Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening Sketch

Zhao Benshan Liaoning Spring Festival Evening Essays over the Years

Happy birthday to the composition in 2009? Performances: Zhao Benshan, Liu and Lin Li.

In 2008, the essay "New Year"? Performance: Zhao Benshan, Ye Cheng, Sun Lirong, etc.

In 2007, Zhao Benshan, Yu Yuexian, Wang Xiaobao, Tang Jianjun and Wang Xiaoli performed the sketch "Country Love".

In 2006, Zhao Benshan, Zhao Haiyan and Li Zhengchun performed the sketch "Sick".

The essay "Famous" in 2005? Performance: Zhao Benshan,

The essay "Rent a Wife" in 2004? Performances: Zhao Benshan, Gao Xiumin, Fan Wei

In 2003, Zhao Benshan, Tang Jianjun and Cai Weili performed the sketch "Drama into a Small Village".

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1963, Zhao Benshan's mother died of illness, and his father ran away from home, almost becoming an orphan, and began to learn from his second uncle.

He is good at playing erhu, playing suona, throwing handkerchiefs, playing Yu Zi, singing ditty and duet, especially at sanxian.

His miserable childhood was the wealth of his life, which laid a solid foundation for his future sketch and performance career.

1974, Zhao Benshan joined the literary propaganda team of the commune at the age of 17, joined the Weiyuan Township Amateur Troupe, and was seconded to Xifeng County Troupe to star in the duet.

Zhao Benshan was married twice. 1979 At the beginning of this year, Zhao Benshan married his ex-wife Ge.

/kloc-0 gave birth to his daughter Zhao Yufang at the end of 1979, and/kloc-0 gave birth to his son Zhao tiedan in 1982. However, Tiedan is a deaf child, suffering from rickets, emphysema and heart disease.

1991On May 7th, Ge and Zhao Benshan went through the divorce formalities. Through negotiation, his daughter Zhao Yufang and son Zhao Tiedan were raised by Ge, and Zhao Benshan paid living expenses, alimony and medical expenses for Ge and his two children in one lump sum. At the same time, he also gave the car, three-bedroom commercial housing and indoor facilities to Ge, and chose to lead an honest and clean life.

1992, Zhao Benshan married Ma Lijuan. 1997 On New Year's Day, Ma Lijuan gave him a pair of twins. The nicknames are Niu Niu and Niu Niu, and the names are Zhao Yinan and Zhao Yihan.

Baidu Encyclopedia-Zhao Benshan

Good evening, gentlemen. Welcome to red romantic slippers. Hand in hand to invite three male guests upstairs ~ Zhao Benshan Liaoning Spring Festival Evening sketch won Tian Wa's lines.

Good evening, sir. Welcome to Red Romance. Take your slippers upstairs. Please, three male guests. That's the sentence.

Zhao Xiaoguang: When I turned around, there was a group of people at the door. I heard someone making noise. Hurry up and go in. What are you doing there? Go upstairs for a meeting later.

Tian Wa: No, you are not right. They say so. Good evening, sir. Welcome to Red Romance. Please take your slippers upstairs. There are three male guests. That's the sentence.

This article is from Liaoning Satellite TV's Spring Festival Evening essay Winning the Prize 20 13.

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Creative background:

The general content of "winning the prize" is that Zhao Benshan took migrant workers to take a bath in the bathhouse, which cost 1.2 million yuan, but the invoice won 600,000 yuan. After Zhao Haiyan's wife found the bath receipt in her pocket,

Suspecting that Zhao Benshan cheated, Zhao Benshan finally distributed the winning money to 60 migrant workers. Liu plays a man who does bad things with good intentions. His main task is to add fuel to the fire. Tian Wa played a very likable role.

Who are the wedding actors in Liao Shi's Spring Festival Evening sketch?

20 15 Liaoning Satellite TV's Spring Festival Evening sketch "When Men Are Married" stars Twist FunAge Changyuan, Wang Ning, Allen and Zhao Ni. The Spring Festival Evening of Liaoshi in 2020 will be unveiled on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, once again creating a spiritual feast with innovative thinking, offering a warm, laughing, moving and enterprising dinner for the national TV audience, showing the rich and fiery taste of Liaoning and the feelings of home and country.

Liaoning Spring Festival Evening Sketch: Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening is one of the platforms for Zhao Benshan's frequent guest appearances, and his daughter Zhao often logs in to perform sketches in Liaoning Spring Festival Evening. Liaoning Satellite TV's Spring Festival Evening is dominated by comic sketches, which are deeply loved by everyone.

As a phenomenal provincial satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, Liaoshi Spring Festival Gala is not only full of classics, but also full of youthful and inspirational elements. With the help of the hit drama Joy of Life, Ruoyun Zhang, a young powerful actor, not only sang two songs, The Longest Journey and The Light Chaser, in the Spring Festival Evening of 2020 in Liaoshi, but also brought infinite surprises and joy to the audience with witty live interaction and humorous performance.

It is the characteristic of Liaoshi Spring Festival Evening that Liaoning local guests go home for the New Year, and it is also the advantage of Liaoning regional characteristics. Liaoning is a big cultural province, and many outstanding artistic talents who enjoy a good reputation all over the country come from here.

Ask the lines of Xiao Shenyang's sketch "Pay the bill". Thank you, Speed.

Paying the bill is a sketch performed by Song Xiaobao and Xiao Shenyang in the Spring Festival Evening of Liaoning Satellite TV 20 14 Year of the Horse.

Name: Pay the bill

Type: sketch

Guests: Zhao Haiyan, Xiao Shenyang, Song Xiaobao.

Broadcast channel/time: Liaoning Satellite TV/65438+1October 29th 19:30.

Source: Liaoning Satellite TV 20 14 Spring Festival Evening

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Song Xiaobao: Hey, son, look, at noon, dad just ate something in the village, so he won't go home for dinner. You don't have to pay for me. What are you going to buy me? Dad just bought a chicken with 3000 yuan, and 3000 yuan just came in. Dad pays for it himself. Ha, ha, ha. I'll have a bite alone in the village. Ha ha ha, Scottish flirting, part two, hey, why?

Shenyang: Welcome.

Song Xiaobao: You scared me. You child, why are you so surprised?

Shenyang: I'm sorry, sir. This is the slogan of our hotel. I scared you.

Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God. Hey, are you a punk on the Avenue of Stars?

Shenyang: It's me.

Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God, my grandson likes you so much that I can imitate you if I have nothing to do. Why? Why?

My grandson is always proud of you, so why don't you take a picture with me and I'll go back and show it to my grandson?

Shenyang: OK, Grandpa.

Song Xiaobao: Thank you for taking my picture, hahaha.

Shenyang: Uncle, you'd better look for it.

Song Xiaobao: I don't have my camera. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, my God, I'm just teasing you.

Shenyang: Don't you feel sad?

Song Xiaobao: Scottish flirting. I heard that Scottish noodles are delicious. That gravy costs nothing. Give me two bowls.

Small Shenyang: Uncle's brine is old and salty. Do you dare to drink this color?

Song Xiaobao: Ah, it's up to me.

Shenyang: I'm afraid your throat hurts.

Song Xiaobao: Noodles, please.

Small Shenyang: Bowl of noodles.

Song Xiaobao: Just eat it here.

Small Shenyang: Just put it here to eat.

Song Xiaobao: Yes.

Small Shenyang: That uncle can't eat it. I beg you. Don't make any noise. Take chestnuts from the fire. Is there a leader to eat? The new township head invited us to have dinner here.

Song Xiaobao: The new township head is eating.

Shenyang: Well, what are you doing?

Song Xiaobao: I'll have a look.

Shenyang: You scared the township head.

Song Xiaobao: Nothing. Why did the original one go down?

Shenyang: I'm going down.

Song Xiaobao: So the new building will be built here.

Shenyang: I can tell you that you don't know what I'm talking about. Just our former township head, you know, don't you? You always come to my house for dinner. I'm telling you, the main thing is that you don't give money after dinner. Oh, my mother, I have so many lists. I don't know who to call. The best seafood in my restaurant now is kelp.

Song Xiaobao: Hey, don't be angry. I'll buy you the mayor's bill

Shenyang: You can forget it. What can I buy? That's a lot of money.

Song Xiaobao: Do you despise me? Grandpa looks down on me in this suit. I tell you, I am a big chicken farmer in our village. I have raised more than 17,000 chickens to support the GDP of our village.

Shenyang: Really?

Song Xiaobao: Oh, stop asking so many questions and pay the bill quickly.

Shenyang: Grandpa, what are you buying?

Song Xiaobao: Let me give you some.

Shenyang: Click me.

Song Xiaobao: Why pay the bill? Because my son Qin works in the village.

Shenyang: Oh, pave the way for your son.

Song Xiaobao: Buy a good one.

Small Shenyang: Buy the good ones and buy the right ones.

Song Xiaobao: Hey, I don't have any cash. Can I swipe my card?

Small Shenyang: You can have everything.

Song Xiaobao: Do you have a POS machine?

Shenyang: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: swipe your card.

Little Shenyang: Good grandpa, if you want to listen to your children, don't keep chickens, just keep monkeys.

Song Xiaobao: The key to keeping monkeys is not to sell money. I used to have two. I squatted in the market with one hand. Others buy me. I can't sell monkeys if I don't buy them. I still raise chickens to make money.

Shenyang: Grandpa, look at the list.

Song Xiaobao: You don't have to look at the list, so you can count the money.

Shenyang: OK, I'll brush it.

Song Xiaobao: Hurry up.

Shenyang: I'll sign it for you as soon as I finish.

Song Xiaobao: If you don't sign it, don't touch it. It's no use.

Shenyang: Oh, Grandpa, sorry to come.

Song Xiaobao: Why?

Shenyang: There is still 200 yuan left in the beer.

Song Xiaobao: If you hurry, I'll be in a hurry.

Shenyang: Oh, the balance is insufficient.

Song Xiaobao: No way. Selling chickens just saved 3 thousand yuan.

Shenyang: Yes, I just brushed 2900.

Song Xiaobao: Just 2900 pounds.

Shenyang: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: No. Is there that much?

Small Shenyang: How many people come and go? Are there so many more?

Song Xiaobao: I thought it was 3500 yuan, but it's actually 2900 yuan.

Small Shenyang: two thousand nine hundred

Song Xiaobao: Then why didn't you tell me earlier?

Shenyang: I told you, but I didn't listen. I didn't even look.

Song Xiaobao: So you won't let me see it?

Shenyang: I'm telling you, Grandpa, I can't tell you these things if you don't pay the bill, okay?

Song Xiaobao: Anything else?

Shenyang: What else is so strange? Sit here and tell you. The former township head was reported for eating and drinking. Now, how clear are the eight regulations? How dare you pave the way for your son? Do you dare to take care of the whole thing? Will your son always go with him?

Song Xiaobao: That's not over yet? Even if you leave me a p, I can do it. No, it's not. It is not easy to cause great things. What is a small loss? Didn't you hear uncle tell you that he is a little disillusioned now? I regret it now. Come on, give me my money back.

Small Shenyang: refund money

Song Xiaobao: No.

Shenyang: That's impossible.

Song Xiaobao: Grandpa regretted it.

Shenyang: I don't regret it. My hotel is going to close down. I finally came in. Can I give you a refund?

Song Xiaobao: So if you don't return it, you can't return it. Grandpa will make mistakes.

Shenyang: You made a mistake. I didn't force you to pay the bill. Who did you blame voluntarily, right?

Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God, why are you so childish?

Shenyang: What about me?

Song Xiaobao: You won't.

Shenyang: Yes.

Haiyan: Waiter.

Small Shenyang: The township head has finished eating.

Haiyan: Show me the list after eating. I want to buy it.

Shenyang:1* * 3100. Will you pay by credit card, cash or signature?

Song Xiaobao: Cash, cash.

Haiyan: Oh, I was just about to swipe my card.

Song Xiaobao: swipe your card. The POS machine is broken.

Haiyan: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I have cash here, and I can almost do it.

Small Shenyang: Well, township head, you, you, your cash.

Haiyan: Ah, yes.

Shenyang: Oh, my God.

Haiyan: Check if it is enough.

Shenyang: Really.

Haiyan: Ah.

Small Shenyang: Don't you sign the bill?

Haiyan: No sign.

Small Shenyang: Why did the township head give money? It's impossible. Then sign the bill.

Song Xiaobao: Where is the money? You put it here.

Shenyang: Why?

Song Xiaobao: Do I regret not buying that order just now? It happened that the township head settled in cash. Why don't you give me my cash back and we'll be even?

Small Shenyang: This money was bought by the township head himself, and yours was bought for the previous township head.

Song Xiaobao: When did I say that I paid for the last township head?

Shenyang: Didn't you say you would bear it for me?

Song Xiaobao: I am responsible for you. What should I do with this township head and the previous township head?

Shenyang: I know which township head you bought it for.

Song Xiaobao: What are you doing? What are you doing, son? What are you doing, son?

Shenyang: What's wrong with me?

Song Xiaobao: What are you doing, son?

Shenyang: Grandpa, how many times did you say you piled me up when you entered the house? You said you

Song Xiaobao: I command you.

Shenyang: Don't talk nonsense with me. Let me tell you something.

Song Xiaobao: What are you doing? Lock your throat and don't pinch your neck.

Shenyang: You piled me up at once.

Song Xiaobao: Shameless, shameless.

Shenyang: Why do you smoke?

Song Xiaobao: You let me go.

Shenyang: I'll let you go, but don't move.

Song Xiaobao: I can't be quiet. The tortoise let me go.

Shenyang: You old man, you are so unreasonable.

Song Xiaobao: If someone is unreasonable, I will find a reasonable one.

Shenyang: You find a reasonable one.

Song Xiaobao: I'll ask the township head to reason with me. Go to the township head, township head, come on. Your villagers were bullied.

Haiyan: Oh, uncle, uncle, uncle, get up quickly.

Song Xiaobao: Come on.

Haiyan: Uncle, get up quickly. What's the matter with you? Get up and talk.

Song Xiaobao: Help me make a decision.

Haiyan: Hey, don't worry, I'll help you make a decision. Get up, uncle.

Song Xiaobao: Oh dear, oh dear.

Haiyan: Uncle, what's the matter with you?

Song Xiaobao: What's going on? Get up.

Shenyang: I won't.

Song Xiaobao: What's going on? You just ate that order. I bought it. After I bought it, did you go out and buy it at once? We bought it again.

Haiyan: Don't worry, Grandpa. How can I listen to my dinner bill? You bought it for me.

Song Xiaobao: Yes.

Haiyan: I don't think we know each other. How do you pay me?

Song Xiaobao: Oh, I'll tell you the truth. What happened? Do you think my son's name is Qin? He works in the village head. Just right. I heard that a new mayor just had dinner here today. I think I should buy you a bill and a good one. My son can do better in the future. Later, I learned that this is not human nature. This is not a big mistake. I shouldn't have come.

Haiyan: no, no, no.

Song Xiaobao: I regretted it when you hid. I asked the child to return the money. The child didn't give it back to me. When you come out to pay the bill, it happens to be cash, right? I want to bring you some cash. We are even.

Haiyan: Hmm.

Song Xiaobao: The child said that your order was for you to buy it yourself, and my order was for the last township head. What should the last township head do?

Shenyang: He should pay me.

Song Xiaobao: Here is your money. You don't care what money I want.

Shenyang: Did you make it clear?

Haiyan: Uncle, uncle, uncle, ok, uncle, don't worry, don't worry, uncle, don't worry.

Shenyang: Who else do you want to cheat?

Haiyan: Is Grandpa all right?

Song Xiaobao: I'm just angry.

Haiyan: It's all right. Don't worry, Grandpa.

Song Xiaobao: All right, all right.

Haiyan: I understand. Sit down and have a rest.

Song Xiaobao: Ah.

Haiyan: Young man, the last township head owed you money. It was his fault. We'll give you a satisfactory explanation after investigation, but you have to return the bill to him today.

Shenyang: What's the matter, township head? Why do you want to be a township head and be easy to talk to? I tell you, township head, I am an ordinary citizen. This restaurant is going to lose money. Where can I get money? On your second day in office, you brought a group of people to dinner. You will soon. I will tell you soon.

Song Xiaobao: If I hit you in the mouth, would you talk?

Shenyang: I am a Weibo, and you are enough. Let me tell you something.

Song Xiaobao: The child's face is getting bigger and bigger.

Haiyan: Never mind, young man. You think I eat and drink?

Shenyang: Are there any snacks and drinks?

Haiyan: Do you know who I invited? These people I invited today are all lonely old people in our hometown nursing home for the New Year. I bought each of them a new suit and invited them to have dinner and chat. Although he is an ordinary person, he is the one who needs care most. Don't worry, every penny I spend is in my pocket. My salary is absolutely clear.

Shenyang: Sorry, Township Head. I was a little aggressive.

Haiyan: Nothing, nothing.

Shenyang: Forgive me.

Haiyan: Nothing can be understood. I have something to say to you. You think you paid the bill for your son, but it may not work.

Song Xiaobao: I learned a profound lesson.

Haiyan: It's all right, uncle boy. Give him his money back.

Shenyang: OK.

Song Xiaobao: Township Head.

Haiyan: I'll talk to grandpa for a while.

Song Xiaobao: Take your time.

Haiyan: Nothing, nothing.

Song Xiaobao: We have caused you trouble.

Haiyan: Nothing.

Song Xiaobao: We're not worried anymore. I've worried you.

Small Shenyang: This township head is really a good-looking township head. I didn't expect the leader to be so accurate. That's the real leader

Song Xiaobao: Hey, what's this?

Shenyang: Nothing.

Song Xiaobao: What's this?

Shenyang: I'll give it to you. Can I not give it to you?

Song Xiaobao: Ah, money. I'll forget if you don't mention it.

Shenyang: You have.

Song Xiaobao: OK, thank you. Why don't we show it together?

Shenyang: What do you mean?

Song Xiaobao: You sing one and I'll dance one.

What sketches are there in Liaoning Spring Festival Evening starring Zhao Benshan?

Zhao Benshan starred in Liaoning Spring Festival Evening skits including New Year's Eve, Lottery Winning, Blind Date, Happy New Year's Eve and Three Whips.

1, "Chinese New Year"

"Chinese New Year" is a sketch of Liaoning Spring Festival Evening in 2008. Directed by screenwriter Cui Kai, starring Zhao Benshan, Ye Cheng and fat ya. The theme of the sketch is very touching, and Zhao Benshan's life-oriented humor performed the sketch.

The sketch is about the first day of the New Year's Day, when I gave birth to a left-behind woman, and then I received a letter from my husband from Africa, which was very touching.

2. "Award-winning"

Lottery Winning is a sketch of 20 13 Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening. The general content is that Zhao Benshan took migrant workers to the bathhouse to take a bath, which cost 1.2 million, but the invoice won 600,000. Zhao Haiyan's wife suspected that Zhao Benshan was cheating after she found a bath receipt in her pocket.

In the end, Zhao Benshan distributed the winning money to 60 migrant workers. Liu plays a man who does bad things with good intentions. His main task is to add fuel to the fire. Tian Wa played a very likable role.

3. "blind date"

"Blind Date" was written by Yin Qi and performed by the famous comedian Zhao Benshan and his disciples Song Xiaobao and Zhao Haiyan. It was broadcast on the Spring Festival Evening of Liaoshi at 20 1 1. It's a story about his wife asking her ex-husband to check on blind date.

4. "Happy New Year"

"A country for the elderly" is a sketch performed by Zhao Benshan, Yan Shuping, Wang Zhongqing and Su Jie in Liaoning Spring Festival Evening. It tells the story of a two-person actor who lost his job because of the reform of the troupe and then asked his original apprentice to help him with his work.

5. "Three whips"

Three Whips is a sketch performed by Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Li Hai in Liaoning Spring Festival Evening. This paper describes the story of Xiao Wu, the magistrate and driver of Shixian County, inspecting the rural roads, and Lao Zhao using three whips to summon villagers to carry cars for the magistrate to meet him.