Talk about touching comments, be concise, after all, there is a word limit.

1: "My IQ is one of the best." "Yes, your IQ is only suitable for the best of them."

2. "Why do you want to get down on one knee when you propose? Kneel down. That's the grave. . . "

I didn't know your nickname was so awesome until there was no room for comment.

4: "Why don't you answer the phone? ! ""You listen to me for a reason. " "You said," The bell is too good for me to answer. "

5: [I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don't you die? ! ]

6. Don't underestimate a woman's curiosity. She can describe your spatial dynamics from today to the day you apply for QQ.

7. The teacher always says that poor students hold the whole class back. Teacher, isn't the class a pig Also divided into front legs and rear legs.

8: "Are you out of your mind?" "Why didn't you drown?"

9: My niece plays plants vs. zombies on the iPad, doing two things, collecting the sun and planting potatoes for zombies. She thinks this game is about raising zombies. ...

10: If you can't be a lover, be my Shen Jiayi. -The whole person's space to talk about comments

1 1: Thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won the prize.

12: "Ah, you watched my master take a bath," Liu Bei cursed Zhang Fei.

13: a man came up and said, "I'm your grandfather!" " I hesitated and said, "Then Confucius is still my grandfather, and Mencius is still my uncle! ! !

14: I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.