70 cute and humorous copywriting short sentences

The new version of dichlorvos is delicious and tonic. Open the lid and have another bottle! Holiday gifts are excellent. In the boring life, there was a time when sharing sentences on WeChat was very popular. These sentences carried people's blessings and greetings. What sentences do you remember that are suitable for expression? To this end, we spent time sorting out those humorous short sentences. Please continue reading this article!

Humorous copywriting phrases are cute (1- 18). The reason why I like winter is that I can snuggle up with you. Watch TV, warm your hands and do what you like.

I didn't make it back when I left, I dare say it wasn't my own cowardice.

Every girl has a princess dream, but unfortunately no one loves her, so in some people's eyes, she becomes a princess disease.

But as a senior gardener, I am good at grafting.

The first step of mental health is to hate others less. Discontent, anxiety, blame after anxiety, resentment. So contented people are often happier. Jealous people are more painful, more targeted and more anxious. Resentment, jealousy, love to sabotage, destroy the good of others, such people are not easy to get along with. According to Buddhist scriptures, seeking is not one of the eight bitter things, because it is the beginning of destruction and at the same time, it is also sinking.

6. From then on, someone asked me if I could heat porridge and have company at night.

7. To be a koala in the next life, sleep for several hours, eat for several hours and stay in a daze for several hours every day. Perfect!

8. Tears and sweat are similar in chemical composition, but the former can only bring you sympathy, while the latter can win you success.

9. As long as there are two chances in life, once I meet you and once I come to an end.

10, it's raining outside and the sky is gloomy. Write your name on the glass window. People who are insatiable always end up with nothing.

1 1, Confucius said, "It's not too messy to hit with bricks, but it's not too dead to look at your head."

12, talking with the owner of the breakfast shop downstairs about health preservation, he asked, "Do you know what influence you people who don't eat breakfast for a long time have?" I said I didn't know, and he said, "It affects our business."

13, I am the cutest! Watch me laugh, watch me laugh, watch me laugh!

I am very happy to come to such a beautiful Disney in my life.

15, although the years are ruthless, I am only interested in you, girl (sir), please teach me more for the rest of my life!

16, I was going to pick a star for you, but I thought about it and forgot what to pick. I am a star.

17. If you don't work hard, the boss will turn to koi fish endlessly.

18, you like her clean, why do you want to dirty her?

Cute humorous short sentences (19-36) 19. I'm not the kind of girl who spends 500 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. I have to think about spending five dollars recently.

20. In the first grade of primary school, the head teacher was my aunt and got me a small monitor. I think I'm always cheating! Followed by a group of friends to see who is unhappy and bully who. Later, my aunt was transferred, and everyone bullied me when they saw me. You have to pay it back sooner or later, and it's especially doubled.

2 1, seeing your smile is the happiest in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful in the world!

22, going to school is that it is uncomfortable not to go to the teacher, but to feel uncomfortable.

23. I watched a video last night to test the reaction of men hitting women and women hitting people around men in downtown areas. The results are as follows: when a man hits a woman, 95% of the people around him will come forward to stop it, and some even hit the man directly. Women beat men, and people around them were watching. What's more, they came up to help women beat men.

24, but if you don't come to the wild, you will really be single.

25. I asked 30 people for a video member, and he said, "Drink 15 yuan of milk tea."

26. Girls should copy not only classical Chinese and texts, but also algebraic geometry, English words, physical formulas, chemical elements, biogeography, history and politics.

27. The boy who warms all the girls is called the boiler burner.

28. G.E.M. proved that success has nothing to do with height, Ma Yun proved that success has nothing to do with looks, Dong Mingzhu proved that success has nothing to do with gender, and Jiang Ziya proved that success has nothing to do with age. I am amazing. I proved that success has nothing to do with me.

29. My girlfriend has never been very keen on sports events, but I think the Olympic Games should be another matter. So I was very excited to ask him just now: "Do you want to watch the opening ceremony together the night after tomorrow?" She suddenly looked at me: "Whose grave is this?"

30. I just weighed myself and found that I actually lost weight 10 kg. Looking carefully, I found that I forgot to bring my gold chain, and I was as busy as a bee every day.

3 1. I want to read the Forbes list every morning. Without me, I will go to work.

32. In those summer days, whenever you stand in Yuan Ye where there are many weeds, I always lie in the shade of a nearby birch tree. In the evening, you put down your pen and come to me. We will hold hands and stay quietly for a while, looking into the distance side by side.

33. Don't look at my height failure, but my personality is full!

Yesterday, I took my 4-year-old son to register in kindergarten. The moment I saw my son and teacher, I was forced! It turned out to be my primary school deskmate who had been bullied by me for six years. Take care, son. Dad, I'm sorry!

I am the best, I am the best, I am the best, I am the cutest, I am the cutest, I am the cutest.

36. When I first tasted mustard … it was sour and refreshing, and I cried for more than ten minutes. I see! The dog looked at me curiously as if to eat it. I took a big bite. Shit, I was bitten by a dog for the first time in my life.

Lovely humorous short sentences (37-54) 37. Although he makes you short, he makes your hairline high.

38. Now my surname is Liu, but I can't keep your heart. My last name is Li, but I can't understand how you feel. My last name is Zhang, but I can't say I love you. I feel very weak, because I saw one today: my last name is Gao, but I can't give you an orgasm. ......

39. Shade the wind for you, play cool with you and laugh with you.

40, but I always don't have the courage to explain, just want to listen attentively.

4 1, I feel like eating chicken and running away from everyone, and drag out an ignoble existence. There were bullets in the gun, and no one fell into the box in the mirror. I am a walking man-machine bag licker, deaf-mute, blind, light friends, hurting innocent side dishes chicken.

42. If I could do it all over again, I would stick to it and just want to do what I want.

I don't care if I am the coolest, I don't care if I am the cutest.

44. who are we You're welcome. Throw me any money.

45, serious, but three seconds is the last I love.

46. Pick anyone and invite me to drink milk tea. Don't tell me you have no money. No money is your business. Solve it yourself.

47, three points by dressing up, your face is destined to one point, nine points by filter.

48. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China's family planning work this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

49. I just found 500 yuan on the road and laughed too loudly and was heard by the owner.

50. Don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, and don't look back.

5 1, no matter how pure, beautiful, beautiful, cute and melodramatic you are, you will eventually become an aunt, even before the time.

52. When my father and I went to the supermarket, we saw a man and a woman begging for food by the roadside. We walked around, and my father sighed: Even beggars have wives. I replied with a smile: he should have a wife before begging.

At school, we scum hid in the toilet next to the playground and smoked in the middle of the night. At that time, people with cigarettes were called grandfathers. No, a buddy said. I will give a pack of cigarettes to anyone who dares to go to the ladies' room next door and come back. As soon as I heard it, I was happy. After earning a pack of cigarettes for nothing, I volunteered to go ~ Then, just entering the ladies' room, I bumped into a female teacher taking off her pants to go to the toilet …

54. My home is so big that dozens of people can eat and live together. But my heart is very small, small enough to accommodate you alone.

Humorous short sentences are lovely (55-72). 55. I warn you, this is a shame! Be careful. I'll stick a size 36 shoe on a size 40 surface.

56. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

57. A few days ago, my girlfriend was in a bad mood and suddenly asked me, "Remember what I told you that time?" "Which time?" "You really don't remember, get out!"

58. Today, my girlfriend sent me a message: "My parents asked you to come to my house tonight!" I miss Doby, and she says, "Play with you"? After a long time, there was no response, so the phone was hacked. At that time, I felt inexplicable! The original message back to her was: "play with your mother"! I will ... buy some gifts and go home tonight to apologize, hoping to explain clearly.

59. Even fish can be roasted without water.

60. After my wife and I got married, the housework was divided and she washed the dishes. As a result, I now know that there are several steps in washing dishes: 1. Bowl series 2. Bubble bowl 3. Brush the bowl 4. Hanging bowl 5. Disinfection 6. Enter the cabinet 7. Wipe the table. Mop the kitchen floor. And she just washes the dishes, and having a highly educated wife is just a gesture.

6 1, if I am going to die, I will be a super Q and member of QQ for ten years, let my avatar shine for ten years, and then change my signature and say "I am waiting for you".

62. I found ten dollars along the road and handed it to the handsome guy of the network management. The handsome boy smiled, and I said to him, Be a member.

63, the new version of dichlorvos, delicious and tonic, open the lid and have another bottle! Holiday gifts are excellent.

64. I hope life is not too crowded. I hope you don't have to smile deliberately. I hope you have a princess dream and Cinderella's glass shoes.

65. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

66. I was also asked to stay. She took my hand and said she wouldn't pay the bill. Want to leave?

67. Only then did I know that I had given up someone I liked. It's that simple.

68. No matter how beautiful it is, it is not as exquisite as your retouching skills.

69, I want to hug, I want to touch my head and kill me, I want to hold high, I want blue basin friends!

70. Ask her to open a courier. Don't need scissors.