Winning humor, telling sentences and telling winning jokes.

1. What did you take to school? A heart ready for vacation at any time.

When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself: nothing, you are probably dead.

3, eating goods is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

4. Recently, all places are challenging 40 degrees. A sister paper talked about the heat in QQ and how to cool it down. A man downstairs replied: Sister!

Times have really changed. Originally, I asked my parents where I came from, and my parents all said I was here. Now the children ask their parents where they came from, and their parents say they bought it for more than 200 yuan!

6. Computer examination, first in the preparation area, and then enter the examination area through a big glass door. After I finished the exam, I touched the door for a long time, but I couldn't touch the glass. The kind teacher next to me reminded me: classmate, the door is open.

7. Eat with middle-class families. My husband stocks at home, which is very interesting. He said that he had done well in the past two or three months. Son-in-law works in the financial sector and earns some bubble money. My mother-in-law firmly said that the more bubbles, the better!

8. When the recruits went out for training, a recruit saw six stars on a uniformed shoulder by the roadside. He was shocked by these six stars and stood at attention to show his respect. The platoon leader ran over and slapped him: Give it to * * *, that's property!

9. The boss sat there depressed after work, and the secretary asked why. Boss: I received a letter from a guy yesterday, saying that he would kill me if I didn't leave his wife! Secretary: Just leave his wife! Boss: But that guy didn't sign it!

10, one day in class, the teacher asked Xiaoli: What is the motherland? Xiaoli said: Teacher, the motherland is my mother. The teacher said: Good answer. Then the teacher asked Xiao Ming: Xiao Ming, what is the motherland? Xiao Ming said: Teacher, the motherland is Xiaoli's mother.

1 1. A policeman went to Thailand on a case and called a young lady at night. After making love several times, the young lady has been touching the policeman's penis in his arms. The policeman was very comfortable and asked, Do you want to come again? Miss: No, I just miss it. I used to have one.

12. Nowadays, women have lost their hair in their teens. By the age of 20, they don't know how many men they have fucked or how many husbands they have called, and they keep saying that they are virgins. For this kind of woman, I just want to say: please contact me!

13. On the way to play, I heard a teacher teach kindergarten children: What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters. The classmate said: I'll handle it. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats catch mice, dogs bite cats, and Altman beats puppies.