The most non-mainstream classic: as a typical failure, you are really successful.

1, if you don't boast, you will be old, and you will be young and beautiful in just a few years.

2. The quickest and easiest way to ruin a relationship is to listen to rumors.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

4. What should I do if I am sad? You are the only one in my heart.

5. Tell a lie at parting time, as the last one I don't love.

6. The greatest thing in the world is to love and be loved, and to give to each other, even through suffering.

7. After the hug, you turned and walked away, smiling and saying goodbye, but your heart was shaking.

8. [Because there are too many people who are sorry, your betrayal is nothing]

9. I miss you very much, not much, just 60 seconds per minute.

10, who stumped my youth and let time flow away?

1 1. If I cry with a curse, how can I be lonely without tears?

12, I slowly realized that being sincere to a person may not be rewarded, and people who are ignored by you may often value you the most.

13, the road ahead is steep, but I know that as long as you are there, any difficulties will become a thing of the past!

14, don't give up your lover because of a passing bitch.

15, there is a name I only remember once, and there is a name I didn't remember until three times, and that is caring.

As an example of failure, you really succeeded!

1. In love, people who care most often lose the most.

2. Wash away all ignorance, and you will see wisdom that sinks at the bottom. Bernard

3. The less expectations there are, the more comfortable it will be to care for people.

4, boys can not be handsome, but be good to the daughter-in-law!

When you can dream, don't give up dreaming.

6. If mistakes can be corrected, then miss them.

7. If I can't beat you, I will turn against you.

8. A person's happiness is nothing more than peaceful years and world stability.

9. Don't pity your own strength, and strive to be the first.

10, the result of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes, and the end of narcissism is bring disgrace to oneself.

1 1. Words in your heart will leave a scar on the paper.

12, if possible, I hope you never appear in my world.

13, the future is hard to predict, and we only insist on the choice of the present.

14, we all hold high our yearning for the distant place and want to go to the sky to embrace the bright moon. (Tang Li Bai Xuan Zhou Xie farewell school Shu.)

15, endure the pain that others can't bear, eat the pain that others can't eat, just to harvest what others can't.

16, I think I am still not mature enough to control my impetuous heart calmly.

17, he is always doing nothing until he is tempted; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

18, play dumb, and when it's done, it's called playing dumb. Well done, it is called deep.

19, my enthusiasm is limited, so you should hurry. /Shu Ming/Qu Ming/

20. It's easy to lose yourself by imitating others too much.

2 1, I have been trying to find happiness, but what I find is endless sadness.

22. Be prepared to meet you every time you go out, even if you have never.

23. Hedgehogs don't need to smooth their spines to cater to others.

24, vertical and horizontal north and south, but when it comes to the mouth, it is finally silent.

25. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

26. It's very kind of you. I've been praying all my life.

27. Getting to the bottom of everything is a common problem for women, but it can't stand the stimulation of the truth.

28. If you ignore me, I feel that the whole world ignores me. When you care about me, I can't help but ignore the whole world.

29. I parted ways with my favorite person, that is, you.

Sorry, I can't compromise to please you.

3 1, the ideal way is to give us some resources and reserve spiritual happiness.

Super funny classic sentence: As a typical loser, you are really successful.

What are we talking about? Talking about feelings hurts money!

Too many desires, too many dreams.

Why do you want to see my signature? Are you trying to plot against me?

My first kiss is gone again. ...

The United States is awesome. It's been so long since the Asian Games and we haven't won a medal!

I have given you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars for anything.

Don't call me Lei Feng, my name is red scarf!

Wow! Look at that man showing his dog's legs!

When I need you, you should appear at once; When I don't need you, you have to wait for me to need you

After practicing martial arts for so many years, I finally got this embarrassing and conspicuous opportunity today!

That man is so rude that he never talks to me in class.

Although I'm not so good, this boiled water still smells good!

Girl, you are dressed beautifully. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and you have to tell a lie again.

There is only one earth, so we should cherish it. There is only one me, so you should love me too!

The story of the wolf coming tells us that we have been cheated twice, and we must believe him the third time.

You are happy to drag a pig around the street. I wanted to make fun of you, so I said, "It depends on a person's grade and who he is with." Unexpectedly, before I finished, I saw that pig abandoned you with disdain.

One day, I asked you if you were a pig, and you said no, and you were beaten-dishonest. The next day I asked you if you were a pig, and you said yes, and you were beaten-you are not modest! On the third day, I asked you if you were a pig. You were silent and beaten-even pigs are so crazy!

I met a ghost on the road that day and was beaten by me. Finally I said, "You are a ghost. Are you great? " ? I'm a ghost after I die! You think I'm afraid of you! "

I envy you for having such a successful father at such a young age.

Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

Do not move! Your left brain is full of water, and your right brain is full of flour. If you don't move, everything is paste.

The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Protect yourself and care for others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

I am small-minded, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

People have many backgrounds, and I only have one back.

After seeing me, you will find that handsome can be so single-minded

If something goes wrong, find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when TM is constipated.

It's over. You won't talk to me either. I am a dog.

The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

Don't worry, get some sunshine. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

Don't talk to me about ideals. Quit.

How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

Low-key is the best b show off.

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So there is no need to feel depressed about being a piece of shit.

If you are a flower, cows dare not pull stones.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

I am nostalgic because I can't see the future.

I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid I'll get a prize if I open the lid. One more bottle.

The humble surface hides the abnormal heart.

Relax, I'm not a good person.

I want the whole world to know that I am keeping a low profile.

Kindness means that when others are hungry, I don't bite ribs.

Think about the salary, forget it, don't live.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

Think about it, or kindergarten is easy to mix.

Tell me, do you want to die?

From heaven to hell, I just passed by.

It was a stormy night, and you were walking alone in the wild mountains, when suddenly a bolt of lightning struck your head. At this time, a distant voice came from the sky: "TMD, it's crooked again!" " "

Idealism said, "I said you are a pig, so you are a pig." Materialism says, "You are a pig, so I say you are a pig." In a word-you are a pig!

Oh, you're too busy to go to the bathroom by yourself.

Your stupidity is always so creative.

I didn't intend to come back alive when I came into this world!

Son, people are stupid and can't be resurrected!

Ever since I got crazy, I have been much more energetic.

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

Alas, if this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial.

Ahem! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

Tell me about you. Without a diploma, if you are not smart, you must learn from others' ugliness and baldness!

Look at you. Look at your back. You are in a hurry. You turned your head and scared away millions of lions.

It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

Give me a beautiful photo of you at home to ward off evil spirits.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

My heart is broken. It looks like dumpling stuffing.

Bald donkey, dare to rob the original teacher!

My daughter is a baby girl.

Life is like a super girl, and all the men who come to the end are pure men.

I'm dead. I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

It's been a long time since anyone blew cowhide so fresh and refined.

Get out of here! Keep leaving here!

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

How dare you call yourself pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

These feelings are too porridge for me.

1, a man must be able to protect at least four things: the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him.

2. Dissatisfied with their present situation, but unable to change it. Most people are not happy about it. In fact, unhappy people often don't lack the ability to change the status quo. Almost all of them are lazy and afraid, so they are mixed up. The result is often that you can't laugh for a lifetime.

I have seen a lot of things over the years, and there is nothing you can't afford to lose. Those who are willing to stay will get along well; If you want to go far away, just wave and say you're sorry. Do things well, make money hard, learn to take responsibility, and learn to abandon unnecessary burdens. Life is too short to care too much. It is better to spend the rest of your life in comfort than to spend a year in chaos.

4. The world is too big and life is too short. It's right to live as you want.

5. Be a girl with texture: learn to travel, go to bed early and get up early; Beautiful and elegant, self-reliant and independent.

I think communication between people is sometimes useless. It's not what you think when you say it When others listen to it, it becomes another taste. Saying it will cause misunderstanding. People know themselves best, and sometimes people's feelings are actually manifestations that they can't digest. Fortunately, I can find someone to explain it to you, but unfortunately, I may just say one more sentence to others to make myself more confused.

7. Emotion is something that must be strictly controlled. If you indulge in self-pity, you will become more and more depressed.

8. People will grow up three times. The first time is to find that you are not the center of the world. The second time was when I found that no matter how hard I tried, there were still some things I couldn't do. The third time is when I know that some things may be beyond my power, but I will try my best to fight for them.

9. Many times, a person chooses to walk, not because of desire or temptation. He just heard his inner voice.

10, if you always cling to the past, then don't blame the present people for not going to the future with you. No one owes you, and no one should wait for you.

1 1, the first object of love in life should be yourself, write poems for yourself, talk to yourself, and quietly listen to your heartbeat and breathing in a space. I believe I won't panic when I go out in this life.

12, don't make any decisions at night. At night, the willpower is too weak, and there is only a thin line between Yin and Yang. At dawn, I still feel that I am right, even if I am wrong, I am willing.

13, put it down when you can't move your back; If you can't afford to get hurt, look down; If you can't figure it out, you can't think; If you can't hate, you have to heal. Life is a process of cultivation, so why treat people and things with such injustice, humiliate yourself and live up to the years.

14, the sunshine is different because the mood is different; The green leaves are different because the wind is different. Life is like this, life will face different choices, no matter what your choice is, please don't forget: the road is your own, and happiness is your own creation!

15, life is a process of choice, and every choice also means giving up. Every step of life is a crossroads. Actually, every road has no end, because there is no turning back.

16. Forgiving others is actually forgiving yourself. Sometimes, your intolerance may not be felt by others, but you throw yourself into the hell of thinking.

17, looking up at the sky remains the same, but under the same sky, we can't find the way at that time.

18, it is always easy to like someone, such as meeting a beautiful person, a handsome person; Or smart and talented people; Still a strong and enterprising person. It is not difficult to be tempted; But unforgettable feelings, certainly not many.

19, this kind of thing, emotion, must be strictly controlled. If you indulge in self-pity, you will become more and more depressed.

20. Time heals sadness and disputes, because we are changing, and we will no longer be the same person. A little thing can comfort us, because a little thing can sting us.

2 1, don't be too hard on yourself. People who are too hard on themselves will only consume more ability to make themselves happy.

22. I am unhappy when I am single, and I can't be happy after I fall in love. One should fix one's life first, love it first, and then share it.

What is vivid in my mind is the dribs and drabs of the past. I walked through the frozen part of the dusty sea, making it the end of the interweaving of dreams and reality at that moment-forgetting is the best memorial to each other, as beautiful as flowers, but not as fleeting as water.

Whenever I feel tired and want to give up, the other me says to myself, "If you don't do it now, there will be no future."

25. When traveling becomes a kind of vagrancy, we regard life as the truth of life.

26. The meaning of travel has always been determined by the heart. I don't want to see many places of interest in my life journey. I only hope that one can extend under my feet. Even if there is an endless field in front of me, I can still smile at a love that devours everything …

27, if people know their destination, why care about wandering at this time.

28. A flower cannot wither and waste the whole spring, and a setback cannot waste a lifetime.

29. Perhaps the significance of traveling lies not in how many scenery you saw along the way, nor in whether you reached the expected destination, but in the change of mood and rich experience during the journey.

30. Let your heart be full of hope, follow kindness, walk through the hustle and bustle of the world of mortals, and write down touching warmth in the shallow years.

3 1, I think the eternal temptation of travel is: we can't stay, there is no end.

32. In my lifetime, I only complain about warmth, and the fragrance of flowers is getting stronger and stronger, and the fragrance of tea is getting more and more mellow. I will meet you sincerely and be with you.

33. The longer the time, the lighter the heart. Breathe gently and smile gently.

34. Half-life flowers bloom and half-life flowers fall. This road is a long mountain and a long water. After all, you have to go on your own.

35. My dream life is like this: there are flowers, sky and distant places to look forward to.