When chatting with girls, what are some sentences that can successfully trick the other party?

That’s all

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A: You’re a little weird today.

B: Why is it strange?

A: Very pretty.

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A: I have a super power

B: Huh?

A: I like you very much

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If you don’t understand anything, just kiss me.

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A: "My dream last night came true"

B: "Can the dream come true?"

A : "Chat with the person you like"

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A: I have tolerated you for a long time.

B: Sure, what do you want?

A: I will bear with you for the rest of my life.

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A: My chest feels tight recently.

B: What’s wrong?

Are you sick?

A: Because you are stuck in my heart.

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A: I think we should go swimming.

B: Why...I won’t go in the cold weather.

A: Idiot, how else could we fall in love?

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A: Do you smell something burning?

B: No. What's that burning smell?

A: My love for you is burning.

B: Why don’t you go to heaven?

A: Because you are in the world, fool.

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A: I support you

B: Why?

A: Get rich by raising pigs.

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A: There are rumors recently that I like you.

B: Ah! ! ! !

A: Let me clarify, that is not a rumor.

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A: After meeting you, I just want to become a kind of person.

B: Who?

A: Your person

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"What kind of door is made of wood?"

"Wooden door"

"What kind of door is made of iron?"

"Iron door"

"What about the door made of happiness"

"Happiness door"

“It’s us”

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A: You look very much like a relative of mine.

B: Huh? Who is it

A: My mother’s son-in-law.

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A: What do you wash?

B: Clothes? I can wash all kinds of clothes.

A: Then will you like me

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“Do you know how to lose weight?

Put your heart Just leave me alone"

The last one

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