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Love is illogical, perhaps this is the logic of love.

First, we will never take each other as irreplaceable as before; We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

second, after breaking up, I still see you, but I don't want to see you any more. You have a good life, I won't wish you well, you have a bad life, and I won't laugh at you. Because we are strangers from now on, your world no longer has me, and my world no longer has you. I can't cherish you anymore. I'm sorry, what I got was also what you got.

third, the merry-go-round is the most cruel game, but there is a permanent interval between chasing each other.

fourth, I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

5. It's snowing outside the window. Make a cup of coffee and hold it until it's cold, then I know I'm thinking of you again. How can you understand my waiting?

6. Love is illogical. Perhaps this is the logic of love.

seven, love is not because of being loved, but because of love. You can't get love because you are not loved. Love is in the heart of the loved one, not in the eyes of the loved one.

8. You treat me as a kite, either let me go or take it home. Don't tie me with an invisible emotion, which will break my heart.

nine, when you see through everything, you know that it is more practical to get than to have.

when I was a teenager, I was crazy about the words "take me away". Now, I will never let anyone take me away willfully. I've learned. I'll go.

Xi. If you live in a city, you may love a group, or you may do something. After a long time, you will feel bored and feel excited to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of the city, the people I love and the things I insist on, but I just can't give myself the courage to persist.

12. If you forget that group, it is better to forget yourself and inform me, not for fear that he will forget, but for fear that he will remember you again one day. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, really, he turns around and tells you that he is thinking about you constantly. Don't believe it, because he was not the original one, and you are no longer the one who came over.

XIII. It seems that I have been waiting for a hundred years, and suddenly I understand that even if I meet you again, it is better to lose sight of the mature play.

XIV. I informed myself that when I bought 3 cans, if she didn't come back, this relationship would be out of date. I don't know when to start, there is a day under everything, saury will be out of date, canned meat will be out of date, and even plastic wrap will be out of date. I began to wonder, what else will not be out of date in this world? -"Chongqing Forest"

15. Life is too short, you should live brilliantly, not lie down in gray; Surprise is double yellow eggs, despair is double coptis; Life is alive, live like a sunflower, even if you are depressed, you will face the sun. Life is too short, you should live brilliantly, not lie down in gray; Surprise is double yellow eggs, despair is double coptis; Life is alive, live like a sunflower, even if you are depressed, you will face the sun.

16. I have the ending and the process, and even I feel greedy if I go on pestering.

XVII. We agreed to watch the long stream of water together, but we will become someone else's so-and-so. At the fork in the road, you are on the left and I am on the right, and we are tenacious and never look back.

about you, I can only miss you as a stranger.

nineteen, I will never love a group again, even you.

twenty, it is said that marriage is the grave of love, because I walked on the way to the grave before marriage. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and dive into the grave?

21st, dress beauty is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary and sufficient condition. You still need to read more books. In this way, you will find life more beautiful.

twenty-two, we are all reunited in the wind of years. Looking back, we can't see the trace of being together, although we have been together so hard. No one is born brave. Being brave does not mean not being afraid, but pretending to be brave and learning to control fear. -Nelson Mandela

Twenty-three, I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.

twenty-four, watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, not surprised by honor or disgrace, looking up at the clouds in the sky, it is intentional to stay or stay. Laugh and cry, maybe this is growth

1. The distance is terrible because you don't know whether he is missing you or forgetting you.

second, we know that if we like a rose, we should tolerate its thorns, not just its beauty. Love a person will tolerate her shortcomings, not just want to get her good. Feelings are always closely related to forgiveness, always linked to caring about the pulse, and how much love there is, how many times there will be tolerance.

3. Sweet love, warm affection and sincere friendship. When I have these three feelings, I will be the happiest person in the world. With your love, there will be no more thorns and obstacles in front of me. Thank you.

Fourth, what is happiness? Happiness means that in the middle of the night, you are lazily lying in bed, eating snacks and playing online games. On the other side, he is busy sitting at his desk, turning over a book and holding a pen to prepare for the exam. When he wakes up the next day, he is still worried that he will not marry you in the future.

5. Thank you for your existence, which existed in the deepest and most beautiful place in my memory. Thank you. Because of you, all I remember is these furry outlines. They have bright apertures that keep me happy.

6. We often doubt ourselves. Obviously, the conditions are not bad, why there is no other half, and those who are not so beautiful, so cute and so humorous have enviable feelings instead. Why? I think it's because we are too careful, too cautious to love. We package our feelings well, so as not to let the other party find out that they choose to wait, give up or miss for the so-called reserve and fear.

VII. Inadvertently, I remembered the time again. The day I met you is the most unforgettable memory. The four seasons slip away secretly, in exchange for fleeting time; Life is a long journey, and the harvest is what you want; Distant mountains and rivers shake each other, and nearby hearts meet. In every sunshine, days continue to grow, and in the future life, time will continue to wear away the tender face, but my heart is still old with time; My love, still walking with the sun and the moon, never left.

8. Maybe forgiving someone is not real forgiveness, but fear of losing. It's strange that people can be depressed for a long time because of one sentence, and they can also feel that the world is beautiful in an instant because of one sentence.

9. Time always makes people old, and it is difficult to keep all the good things you once had.

1. We can finally settle down temporarily. We are the survivors of that group of dead people. I should be thankful, but all I have left is my thoughts and sadness about you. They are as vast as rivers, and I am unable to sink into them.

11. Close your eyes and tell yourself quietly. The road of life, step by step on your own, life was originally lonely, but the world was crowded. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, run in the sunshine and rain, dream your own dreams and go your own way.

12. I have no road, so I don't need eyes; When I can see, I will stumble, too. We often lose our carelessness because we rely on ourselves, but it is not as good as defects.

XIII. It's easier to set a goal in life than to achieve it, but if you don't take action, you won't even be able to achieve it.

XIV. What is on the back of the moon? If you fly high, you will naturally see it. Life is a journey, and life is the process. What is growth? That's a measure of your heart. You can feel your growth, and you know in your heart what you will grow like, just like a tree seed, it will grow into a tall and straight oak tree without guidance. Everyone in the world can grow up to be his best.

XV. When the fool left, the liar became stupid. When the liar watched the fool give his heart to another person, he regretted it, but everything could never go back.

XVI. Don't know me from others. I treat you differently from others.

XVII. The dream is gone and the heart is broken. Staying is just preparing for leaving.

18. Many people struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder was on the wrong wall. Do things when you are awake, read when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry. Some things, if you keep them in your heart, may be better. After a long time, they will become stories.

XIX. Sometimes I want to say something, but I can't say it, for fear that it will be melodramatic; Sometimes I don't want to say something, but I say it. After all, you have to compromise with the world and laugh and cry; Perhaps this is growth, endurance, pain, and finally tempered into steel.

Twenty, it is said that people have a sense of being ahead, want to grow up when they are young, and want to die when they grow up

Twenty-one, if nothing happens, it turns out to be the best revenge. Why prove anything to people who are not worth it? Living better is for yourself.

twenty-two, the so-called love is that others are worried that you will get fat, but I am worried that you are not full. In fact, happy people don't get the best things in the world, but cherish the people they already have.

twenty-three, if one day: you stop looking for love and just love; You are no longer eager to succeed, just do it; You no longer pursue growth, but just fix it; Everything really begins!

twenty-four, don't argue with those who are sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued. People who live well are busy enjoying their lives. Those who live badly and have a bad heart only hope that others will be equally unhappy, and then try to use their meanness to cut away the happiness of others. Ignore these people and love yourself. You are diligent in charging, working hard, keeping in shape and smiling at people. These are not to please others, but to dress yourself up, light up your heart and tell yourself that I am an independent and upward force.

twenty-five, I hope there is such a person who dotes on me like a dog. God logic! Funny phrase of the year

Guide: My mother was going on a business trip for a month. When she left, she suddenly asked me about my exam results. She was so happy that she replied, "I just finished the exam and haven't come down yet." My mother came up with a punch, and I said, "How can I fight before my grades come down?" My mother picked up her luggage and said as she walked, "I will fight anyway, so I will fight ahead of time." . .

1. In the middle of an Internet cafe game, someone suddenly said, "Where did you get your ID card?" When I looked back, I saw several police uncles asking a child. The child said timidly, "The webmaster said to use your ID card for surfing the Internet, but I saw an ID number on the telephone pole outside, so I copied it down." The police uncle angrily said, "You dare to use the provincial card of the wanted man. How did your parents teach you?" I sat next to an uncle, and chatted with him very congenially. After getting off the train, someone drove to pick him up. I also hitchhiked home to show off to my mother that I went home without spending money. As a result, my mother said, "Daughter, don't dare to do anything because you are ugly. What can you do if you meet a blind man?" …

3. The old neighbor went to town to see his son and took a taxi. The taxi driver wanted to kill him when he saw that he was a foreigner and was honest. Although it's only a kilometer's walk, the driver walked around the train station three times. On the fourth lap, the old man asked, Why are all the sculptures here the same? The driver replied: We are a new city, so the sculptures on the roadside will be the same. Old man: oh, there will be such a situation, but there is one situation that will definitely not happen? What? The driver asked, and the old man replied, I saw an identical old man selling apples under the statues here and there.

4. There's a Shandong student in the class. I don't know if it's because I've read too many novels or something. One day, I called myself "Cudgel". Is it easy? Soon the whole class became popular. "Cudgel goes to class", "Cudgel goes all night" and "Cudgel has no money" ........................................................... One day, there was a queue in the canteen, and one mouth opened: "Bring three or two rice for Zajia". The master kept a spoon for a long time, but he didn't respond … responded … should, and the queue behind him burst into laughter.

5. When the mobile phone rings, I pick it up and hear a man say, "Hi, long time no contact. Do you know who I am?" Another fraudulent phone call, I opened my mouth and replied, "I have your son. Call the money tonight." There was a pause, and another voice sounded: "This is an insurance company. Do you need insurance?" I sneered: "Korean original mask, now it's 2% off ~" The other party held back for a long time: "You won" beeping ...

6. About my husband's nephew, he was fascinated by Xiong Da Xiong Er's cartoons. A boy shaved his head in the kindergarten class that day, and he just slapped him. He also asked: Logger Vick, who told you to cut down trees? The child cried directly, and then my husband and her sister were called to school.

7. Last night, I had a fight with someone who was bald ... Policeman: "How did you hit him?" Me: "He is bald!" Policeman: "people insist that you didn't fight!" " Me: "Then I was injured, too. It was very serious. My arm was injured by him." The policeman looked at it and said, "Isn't this a birthmark?" Me: "It was definitely him!"

8. I remember when I was in junior high school, a girl I liked drew a flower on my hand, and she was happy for a long time. She still enjoyed it when she went home, and she took a shower and avoided it. When she went to school the next day, she said with a disgusted face, Gee, you are disgusting and didn't take a shower.

9. I told my son in bed this morning: Although your mother only plays with her mobile phone and doesn't feed you every day, she often calls for an hour in the middle of your bath before remembering that you are still in the water. Although she is late for sending you to kindergarten every time, today is Mother's Day, so you should do me a favor and kiss your mother. Just finished, my wife kicked me out of bed. "Damn it, dare to slander my mother"

1. The big fool brought a parrot into a country, and the customs staff stopped him: Sir, you have to pay taxes on this parrot. The fool asked, how much does it cost? Live parrots are $5, and specimen parrots are $15. The parrot shouted in horror: big fool, don't be stingy!

11. A couple went to an art exhibition. The wife was highly nearsighted. She stood in front of a portrait and exclaimed loudly: Oh, my God! The woman in this picture is so ugly. The husband pulled her and said, Keep your voice down. Wife angry: Why? The husband said: You have a mirror in front of you.

12. I went to a photography class in my spare time. In the class, a girl with heavy makeup asked the photographer, "How can I make the picture look more natural when I take a selfie myself?" Faced with this problem, the photographer said: first of all, you should look natural. . .

13. Today, I was walking on the road when an old lady came and fell down after touching me. I suddenly felt a little scared. Why was it so unlucky? Just after I went out, I met a man who touched porcelain. The old lady raised her head and said to me, "Hey, young man, be exciting!" Oh, my God, who are these people?