"The enemy's firepower is too strong, please ask for artillery support!"

A few days ago, I accidentally got involved in a "war". Regardless of how brutal the battle was, the smell of gunpowder smoke only dissipated after so many days.

This is what happened.

One day, our Mr. Grandet (also Yiluo, or Xiaoya) had nothing to do and participated in a "Mother's Day" activity of xx-mouthed dried beans. The content of the activity is to talk about "the biggest generation gap between my mother and me." The top five people who leave a comment and like it will receive four bags of xx mouth dried tofu.

After leaving the message, Mr. Grandet asked me to give her a thumbs up.

On a whim, I clicked and sent the link to Mr. Li (almost becoming Mr. Grandet’s second uncle) and asked him to like it too.

"Would you like to post it on Moments?" my second uncle asked me on WeChat after he liked it.

"It's a bit embarrassing not to post it." I replied.

"What are you afraid of?"

"If you want to send it, I won't send it anyway."

Maybe everyone has thought that the second uncle sent a friend lock up.

Next, the number of likes increased from 3 when I clicked to 45, ranking first, 28 higher than the second place (Fuyunlai).

Thinking that the task was completed, I didn’t care about it anymore.

This happened on the morning of Mother's Day.

"The enemy's firepower is too strong, please ask for artillery support!"

"The enemy's firepower is too strong, please ask for artillery support!!"

At around four o'clock in the afternoon, WeChat masterpiece.

My second uncle sent a distress signal.

I quickly opened the link and saw that Fu Yunlai and the two or three people behind him were already approaching the city, and their numbers were basically the same as Yi Luo's.

While I was telling my second uncle to hold on to the position, I was moving troops around. When it comes to deploying troops, it is also a matter of speculation. You have to think carefully about who to ask for help. The other party must be a good confidant. Holding the phone, I sent seven or eight WeChat messages nervously.

With the reinforcements, the numbers of both the enemy and ourselves increased alternately. At 11 o'clock in the evening, Yiluo's number rose to 109, ranking first.

Thinking that the overall situation has been decided, I fell asleep quietly.

The next morning, when I looked at the link, Yiluo ranked fourth.

With the facts before us, I didn’t want to bother anymore, so I had to give up.

At noon, when I looked at the link again, Yiluo actually ranked first. What's going on?

It turned out that the second uncle and another friend had been fighting. Both of them were soldiers, with long-lasting fighting power and unique fighting methods.

I saw that the people behind me were still pressing forward, so I sent messages to each other, saying that they should give up the fight. For a few bags of dried beans, it was not worth it to meet them head-to-head. Unexpectedly, they were attacked, saying that this was not about a few bags of dried beans. Now, the war had risen from a matter of bags of dried beans to a matter of face and honor.

Suddenly I remembered the tragic scene of the phrase "Don't laugh when you are lying drunk on the battlefield. How many people have fought in ancient times."

The battle continued until noon on May 12. Yiluo’s number stayed at 170, 18 likes ahead of the second place Fu Yunlai.

The event ends on May 13th. After analyzing the enemy’s situation, my second uncle sent a WeChat message.

"Stand still for the time being and observe the enemy's movements at all times. If the enemy makes another big move, I will enlarge the move at the last moment."

"What big move?" I asked.

"Send red envelopes to each of my six groups."

After the second uncle replied to this sentence, he sent another emoji with a grinning teeth.

I made a wiping sweat emoji.

Fortune's number rose to 160 and there was no movement anymore, and others also stopped.

This state lasts until the end of the event.

Thanks to everyone who liked this.

Although my second uncle and that friend had been fighting side by side for a few days, they had never met each other. One day they drank together.

As for Mr. Grandet, who started the war and reaped the benefits, I sent her an axe-smashing-on-the-head emoji as a warning.

This picture and this article are to commemorate.