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Contrasting and unrefined sentences, some unrefined and refined copywriting (71 sentences)

1. Annoyed, I have insomnia every day, I can’t sleep well, how can I sleep with others.

2. The store manager just scolded our front desk lady to tears, and then she ran out crying. It was really too much. Why didn't you scold me too? I could run out too. How can I stay busy at the front desk alone now?

3. Recently, many friends have said that I have gained weight, which makes me think, how come I have so many friends? Are my friends too many? More?

4. Hello everyone, my name is xxx. My hobbies are painting, singing, swimming, etc., but please don’t discuss it with me because I’m afraid of revealing my secrets.

5. In the high-end game, everyone is hurt by love. In the low-end game, I can’t feel your sadness. I only see my teammates’ mothers and the enemy’s tower.

6. If the person you like doesn’t like you, it shows how discerning you are.

7. Hello everyone, my name is xxx. I like basketball but can’t play. I like rappers but can’t rap. I like to play king but I was only once a king.

8. There is no right or wrong in this world. Who makes you look ugly and have no money?

9. Hello everyone, my name is xxx. I like dancing, skateboarding, cooking and painting, but I don’t know how to do any of these.

10. I watched One Piece with my nephew. I cried, but he didn’t cry. I beat him to tears. I think this is what he should bear at his age.

11. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

12. Even if you fail 99 times, you must try again to make up the whole number.

13. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.

14. Let me tell you, I hate the poor the most and love the rich the most. I hate those people who have no money the most. People without money are like begging all day long. If you think I am right, give them. I transfer 50 yuan.

15. My mother said, don’t fall in love prematurely. What you are talking about now will be other people’s wives. When I heard this, I thought, oh, it’s other people’s wives. It’s exciting just thinking about it.

16. Hello everyone, my name is xxx. My favorite thing is xxx, and my most annoying thing is introducing myself.

17. With dead vines and old trees, crows sleeping, air-conditioned Coke and watermelon, watching dramas and lying on the sofa, the sun sets, and my mood is so good that it explodes.

18. Hello everyone, my name is xxx. I hope I can become friends with you in the new semester. I hope you don’t know how to praise me.

19. Seven or eight times a night, the pain was so bad that I couldn’t get up the next day. It almost killed me. I suggest you eat less watermelon overnight, otherwise you will easily have diarrhea.

20. Adults really don’t even have time to be sad. Many times we can only cry, then quickly wipe away the tears and continue chatting with 15 other boys.

21. Hello! I’m from Guangdong! I have a good personality, good temper, good grades, good hobbies, and good looks, but I don’t have a boyfriend.

22. There is something I want to ask everyone. Do you cry, make trouble, feel happy and sad every day when you are dating online? Which website are you on?

23. You can steal my sentences or my emoticons, but if you steal my heart, then I will call you my baby!

24. The only one so far who has I didn't dare to look at her. There was only one person who would make my heart beat faster if I looked at her secretly, and that was the invigilator.

25. Hello everyone, my name is XX. I like simplicity, so my self-introduction is as simple as this.

26. Do you know any Taoist priests who catch demons? I may be possessed by a pig demon and have gained more than ten kilograms. Price is negotiable.

27. Good night, I am still awake at this hour. Can you write my name as the beneficiary?

28. I am so annoyed that I want to resign. I have worked in Alibaba for 5 years and Baidu. After working for 2 years, Tencent is now poaching me, but I really don’t want to be a security guard anymore.

29. If you are not capable, you will struggle with yourself, but if you are capable, let others struggle.

30. Each person who comments will receive 100 yuan of phone credit. Choose from China Unicom, China Mobile, or China Telecom. Don’t ask me why, I’m just joking.

31. Hello everyone, I am xxx. My hobbies are chasing stars, painting, singing and playing guitar. I hope we can live in harmony in the next three years. By the way, do you like Wang Yuanhe as much as I do? Is it from He Junlin?

32. Hello everyone, I want to ask if I want to clear the memory of my phone now, will I also clear the 5 yuan in my WeChat coin purse? I have saved it for a long time, so I am a little worried.

33. Hello, I am interested in you.

34. I hope you meet a good person, not a trash, let alone a trash pretending to be a good person.

35. Recruiting a husband: 1. You can do it at home, the operation is simple, just send me a message. 2. Equipment requirements, just have a mobile phone or computer. 3. Send me a "wife" sentence every day, and you can get a "husband" sentence in return. My friend is also doing this, it is very simple.

36. My mother said that genius is composed of 99 perspiration plus 1 inspiration, so she turned off the air conditioner in my room and let me study hard.

37. Hello everyone, I am xxx. Although we are not close yet, but the weather is so hot, I believe we will get close soon.

38. When someone else was having sex, we kissed each other from the elevator to the bed. When I was having sex, both of us felt that the other person was a pornographic monster, so we beat her from the station to the police station.

39. If I hadn’t been woken up by peeing, I would be in the Maldives right now, having a party on my private yacht.

40. Don’t write your love in words all day long. I don’t have that much time to pay attention to you, and the love I want is not just words!

41. I I think I just took too many interest classes when I was a kid, so I have no interest in going to work when I grow up.

42. When we get old, we will go to a nursing home together. I will push you, and you will sit in the wheelchair and watch me dance with other old people.

43. Don’t look at me watching dramas, chatting, browsing Weibo and playing games all day long. The rest of the time, I am seriously sleeping.

44. Now that I am getting older, I don’t dare to use a cute baby as my profile picture, for fear that others will think I gave birth to it.

45. I originally wanted to get married this year, but I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau and waited in line for a whole day. He told me that it takes two people to get married, which made me confused.

46. I liked a boy before. I heard that he was very good at exciting battlefields, so I started practicing hard and playing games like crazy day and night. After a month, I completely forgot about him.

47. Every time I see a handsome guy posting about a relationship in the circle of friends, I feel uncomfortable for a while. Maybe this is because he cares about the world.

48. My name is xxx. I know everything I need to know, and I will slowly understand what I don’t know.

49. Hello everyone, my name is xxx. I don’t have any special characteristics, just my personality.

50. Hello everyone, it doesn’t matter what my name is. What matters is that I am single.

51. At a young age, I have already struck a balance between career and love.

52. Hello everyone, my name is XXX. My hobby is watching others sing and dance. You can perform enthusiastically to satisfy my hobby.

53. It’s late at night. I have stories and wine. Are you willing to bring some beef jerky, spicy hot crayfish, fried chicken, hand cakes, two bottles of Coke, salt crispy chicken, Dongpo elbow sauce, beef sweet and sour pork ribs? Me?

54. As for why I can’t find a partner, I will briefly mention six points:

55. If you forget to bring money just after dinner, tell your boss to make up for it next time. , the boss didn’t want to! I got angry and called more than 10 friends, and finally got the money for the meal together.

56. Tutorial on picking up girls: When a girl cries in front of you, this is the most important time to show your care and concern for her. Ask her, have you not eaten yet, why are you crying so quietly?

57. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable has passed and it’s time to show off.

58. Although I was poor before, I was happy, but now it is different. Now I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

59. I lost 20 pounds in two days, not through diet or exercise, but all through my own imagination.

60. In the future, I will make a movie called "Girls like us who no one chased in those years". I don't believe it is not popular.

61. Hello everyone, I am a well-known beauty in Guangdong Province. Only I know how small I am.

62. Those women who complain that they can’t find a partner, don’t look at yourself in the mirror. You are so beautiful, which man is worthy of you.

63. He is 1.87 meters tall. He can cook and do laundry. He has eight-pack abs and can build elevators. He can swim, dive, gliding and bungee jump. He practices Taekwondo, Sanda and free fighting. His favorite thing is Bragging.

64. Although the twisted melon is not sweet, I just want to twist it off. It doesn’t matter if it is sweet or not, as long as I twist it off, I will be happy.

65. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much, and spending too much.

66. Dear audience friends, good evening, today is Tuesday, September 15, 2021. Here is an urgent news for you: I am going to bed.

67. Hello, I am the rumored girlfriend of Xue Zhiqian, Xu Guanghan, Ding Yuxi, Song Weilong, Wu Yifan, Wang Yibo...

68. We broke up, don’t ask why, just turn the voice call into a video

69. Hello everyone, I am xx, I am stupid, sweet-tongued, and have no money to support me. , I really don’t have any hobbies or specialties, so why don’t I kowtow to you all and ask you to remember me.

70. Hello everyone, those who have a partner are welcome, and those who don’t have a partner, just follow me.

71. Do you have any friends who know marketing planning? Please help me introduce an ice cream that is less than 200,000 yuan and costs about 2 yuan. I feel very hot recently.