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Introducing what they said when they met can make the atmosphere relaxed.
If you stand in front of my house like this, I'll sweep you out with a broom!
Wang Leehom's pronunciation is poor.
You sing as affectedly as Sun Nan.
Step 5 go back and wash your face
6. As soon as you come out, I don't like it. We can't go over here.
7. Is your backpack too heavy? Shoulders always droop like this ...?
8. There is no reason to run away.
9. I will let you pass the next model contest.
1 1. My birthday present to you just failed! -For a birthday contestant.
12. This is not a striptease competition. Your dancing is really ugly.
13. You look like a ghost! Why don't you marry Li Juan Della!
14. Lower body! Lower body! I'm telling you young people! Don't shake your lower body when singing!
15. I really want to give you a cup of throat-moistening tea when you sing, do you know?
16. You love music, but you have no feelings.
17. When your vest came out, I knew I missed your muscles in Xiu Xiu, but I didn't respect the judges.
18. When you sing high notes, your mouth is crooked. Go home and watch.
19. Singing is to show beauty. You look like a doormat!
20. When you sing, I think it is you, Dao Lang, you and Dao Lang!
20. You sing like Andy Lau who didn't wake up. You are imitating. That's terrible!
2 1. Your stomach hurts when you sing.
22. let's go Don't pretend to be naive.
23. From which girl did you take off your coat? When you see a player's coat is too small and feminine.
24. Your hair, sweater, pants and shoes are all in a mess.
25. All the dirty children in the street smell like this, but you don't. You're too clean-comment on a street music player.
I can watch the stars with you, but your expression tells me that you can't bear it.
27. You should have your own style, just like your sister Yang has a flower on her head.
28. What do you do here when you feel bad? Congratulations, I can't pass here.
29. You can sing or not dance. It's ugly.
30. Tao Zhe's songs are not suitable for children.
3 1. It's all because of Yang Kun.
No one can help you, even if you want to give you a chance.
33. Sanmao must be angry with you if she wants to live.
34. Ouch ... That's terrible. The song is wrong and the dance is wrong.
35. This is not a kindergarten. You'd better go to the kindergarten to dance!
This is a woman's flower, just like this one of mine. It's gorgeous
37. You sing badly, don't you?
I just don't like men singing with their eyes closed.
39. One of you is a hamburger and the other is dried radish.
40. Your fire doesn't seem to be burning either. Thanks for being eliminated ~
4 1. You look like you just came back from cutting Huang Lian.
42. I don't care. You know what?
43. why I am also a dance major! (Qin Si Gezhile said to the contestants, "I don't feel the same as them. I think you dance very well, because I am a professional dancer "... and then Yang is unhappy).
44. As soon as a contestant sang, he said, "I don't like you, so he was eliminated."
45. Your clothes are very interesting, do you know?
46. Maybe it would be more appropriate for you to wear a vest.
47. Don't look at me, are you trying to curry favor with me?
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