Simple and interesting circle of friends, talk about personality, talk about seconds to attract you.

1. You are unique, and no one can be as ugly as you.

2. Girls don't take pictures when eating, which basically means they don't recognize the appearance of this dish.

Don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I will play with you.

Mirrors are installed in the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books.

Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

6. When you meet an unreasonable person, try not to talk if you can respond with white eyes.

7. God is fair, giving others happiness will also make them blind, for fear that they will feel uncomfortable.

8. At that time, I was still young and liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

9. I am not handsome. How can I treat someone who has a crush on me?

10. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

1 1. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

12. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

13. I am still so young and have reached the peak of my life. Excellence is terrible.

14. You are very busy. When can you sleep with me?

15. It's good that you left, otherwise you would have been worried. You will stay for dinner.

16. I work for money. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

17. You are not a simple and thrifty person. You are poor.

18. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

19. I don't even want a basin for spilled water.

20. Some people work overtime until they forget to eat and sleep, which may sometimes be a sign of inefficiency and decreased working ability.

2 1. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!

22. Even if everyone shouts, they want their wives all over the world.