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Tell me if you want to drink Sprite when you grow up.

The summer vacation when I was admitted to college, I had nothing to do and wanted to integrate into the experience society. So I went to the computer shop opened by my big cousin to help and learned some computer maintenance skills.

In the evening, I closed the stall and went home with my cousin. It was very late for dinner. He asked me if I wanted something to drink, and I said no.

He opened the cold beer, took a sip, took a deep breath and said to me with emotion, "This beer is the most enjoyable at the end of the day!" "

I never understood why so many people like to drink beer. Beer tastes bad, slightly bitter, and the stimulation of bubbles is not as strong as Sprite and Coke.

In hot summer, I also like to drink, but I like to drink Sprite, which is sweet and sour in one gulp. It would be better if it could be served with spicy strips.

The burning sensation and tingling sensation brought by the spicy stimulation of spicy strips can be suppressed by the sweet and exciting Sprite, and a feast of ice and fire is staged in the mouth.

This feast with fire is sweet and straightforward, just like the desire in the university, straightforward and vulgar.

In the hot summer, in order to make money, I stayed in Hangzhou and lived on campus. I took the subway from Wenze Road Station to Hu Xiang to make up lessons for the students.

It is already 8 o'clock from getting up before 6 o'clock in the morning to going out to returning to the dormitory at night. At this time, it is my greatest pleasure to buy a can of Sprite with a braised chicken leg and watch the young sister of the Korean women's group sing and dance to calm down the fatigue of the day.

Ambition, money and women; Desire is endless, straightforward and explicit, just like Sprite's straightforward sweetness.

The more utilitarian and straightforward the pursuit, the more deviated it is. I still don't understand this truth.

I really entered the social experience after graduation. I want to take the CPA exam, but I signed up for three courses. I have been preparing full-time for more than half a year, and I have failed none of them.

When I first entered the workplace, I first worked in a small accounting firm. I am tired and have no money, so I am not appreciated. Naturally, I resigned and gave up auditing completely.

After resigning, he joined two startups to regain his financial dream, and as a result, the two companies closed down one after another.

With the growth of age, the burden on my body is getting heavier and heavier. My family began to whisper in my ear that "other people's children earn 10W+" and "XXX is married and has children."

I fell into the mire of failure, but life doesn't allow me to have a moment's rest.

Just like a sentence in Fire and Ice: "Life is not a ballad. One day, you will be disappointed in it."

Once straightforward desires have been reshaped under the weight of life. I hope to precipitate a real force on myself every day. Although I can't succeed in my official career, at least I can follow the pace of being an ordinary person.

This kind of power that has to rely on precipitation needs to rely on extreme self-discipline, get up in the face of setbacks, and stick to it more foolishly when you are confused and can't find the direction.

These things, in your opinion, taste like chicken soup, but in my opinion, they are bitter. They are hard to achieve and taste like cold beer.

Sprite is sweet, and it is the straightforward taste when teenagers don't know what life is;

Beer is bitter, and it is the sweetness of adults who have experienced the hardships of life.

Now, after a hard day's work, I sometimes drink a can of beer to quench my thirst and use a little deception to escape the disappointment of life.

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