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Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

answer: I brushed my dentures

What door can never be closed?

Answer: Goal

There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters away from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can the sea water drown the ladder?

answer: a rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.

when the car turns to the right, which tire does not turn?

answer: spare tire

what book can't you buy in a bookstore?

answer: suicide note

what water can never be used up?

Answer: Tears

A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly there was a big river in front of him. He couldn't swim, but he passed. Why?

Answer:

Two brothers with the same appearance were drafted into the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same birth date and parents' names. The company commander asked him if they were twins. They said no. Excuse me, why is this?

Answer: Two of the triplets

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the guards opened the prison door the next day and saw that there was another prisoner inside?

Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "All".

what can solve all the mysteries?

Answer: Answer

In today's society, what do most self-employed people who make a fortune rely on for food?

Answer: Mouth

What should be hidden for secret use, and then given to others secretly after use?

Answer: Negative

A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is it?

Answer: Angle

Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?

Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming

When will the clock in Times Square ring 13 times?

Answer: When it's time to repair

What's the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?

Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time

In ancient times, who became a father-in-law before becoming a father? ?

Answer: Eunuch

Xiao Li hurt his face after drinking. When he went home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but he was scolded by his wife the next day. Why?

answer: the band-aid is stuck on the mirror

if someone asks you the way, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

answer: is this the earth? What kind of competition does the winner get no prize, but the loser gets a prize?

answer: punching and drinking

Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why?

Answer: Just push it away.

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right for three times, then turns back for three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn?

Answer: Down

Why does a hospital never treat people?

Answer: Veterinary Hospital

Two father and son went to buy a hat, each of them bought one, but why only bought three? ?

answer: three generations

what melons can't be eaten?

Answer: Fool

Why do four 9s add up to 1? ?

Answer: 99+9/9 = 1

When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? ?

Answer: When going to the toilet,

When Xiao Wang was standing guard at the post, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye?

answer: aiming at the target

is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why?

answer: black chickens are powerful, and they can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.

everything in the world melts when heated, but only one thing solidifies when heated. What is it?

Answer: Egg

In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

answer: they are all blank rolls

what are the products with the same manufacturing date and effective date

answer: there is a person in the newspaper

. He was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? ?

Answer:

What is my word that is universally used? ?

Answer: Arabic numerals

Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of his old lover were scattered all over the floor. In his panic, in order to avoid quarreling, he immediately covered something with his hands. Excuse me, what will he cover up?

answer: cover your wife's eyes

This ice looks like an aluminum foil (four-word idiom)?

Answer: Walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)

This letter is made of two eggs (four-character idiom)?

answer: swear (letter is balls)

both sides of wheat were stolen (four-word idiom)?

answer: everything is stolen

Cleisthenes's cow stopped barking after swimming in the water (four-character idiom)?

answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)

A turtle is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)? Answer: deserved (cross turtle)

Do girls hang their mobile phones on their chests (guess the name of the fruit)?

Answer: Litchi (milk machine)

Why do people like reading comics?

Answer: Boring

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why?

answer: are these a pair of deaf people?

please think about it carefully. what is the biggest shadow you see?

answer: the shadow of the earth, that is, every night?

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken, but what made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? ?

Answer: Does Mrs. Kim speak hesitatingly while eating sugar cane?

there is a medicine that you want to eat in the drugstore but you can't buy. what medicine is it?

answer: regret medicine

Some people often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices. Why?

answer: high platform diving

what rain can kill people?

answer: bullets rained down

why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?

Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet

What will be the impact of abolishing morning self-study?

Answer: Sleep less for half an hour

Why did Dr. J get a hole in the ground after doing 1 push-ups?

Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand

He invited the tortoise and rabbit to race and the pig to be the referee. Who will win?

answer: I can't say! People are pigs ...

What are the similarities between what two women say and what a thousand ducks say?

answer: nonsense (chicken)

why do some people like to take a shower after taking a bath?

Answer: Because it's disgusting to pee in the bath

How do men sort clothes?

Answer: [Dirty body] and [Dirty body but still wearable]

After going to the toilet, is it better to wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand?

Answer: It is better to use toilet paper ...

What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the entrance exam?

Answer: Remember to get up

What will a man and a woman become?

Answer: Two people

Mark's father is in the city library (four-word idiom)

Answer: An old horse who knows his way (an old horse who knows his way around the city)

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

Answer: I'm still excited to see you a year after I bought my new dog.

Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, and Bobo slapped him upside down, but spit out 1 yuan. What should Bobo do?

answer: keep feeding him one yuan

which number is the most diligent? Which number is laziest? Answer: a bear without a tail is a tail bear, and a bear without a penis is a bear.

Answer: Mother Bear

What is the smallest island in the world?

Answer: Safety Island

What keeps cutting?

Answer: Waterfall

September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what is October 28th?

Answer: Confucius Full Moon

The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?

answer: carambola (sheep escape)

What would the world be like if Jiang Gong (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?

Answer: One more person ...

Are there carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice?

answer: be polite (there are carp in the ice)

why can tofu hurt people?

Answer: Because it is frozen tofu

Is it possible that an ant actually climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo?

Answer: Climbing on the map

A bus had an accident, and everyone was injured. Why is Xiao Ming okay?

Answer: Because he is not in the car

There is a place where he can enter but cannot leave. What is this place?

Answer: Grave

Chickens and geese run in the 1-meter race. Chickens run faster than geese, but why did they arrive at the terminal later?

Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction

A ball and an iron ball fell from a tall building, who landed first?

Answer: Iron Ball

The bell rings in the east, but no one is in the classroom. What's the matter?

Answer: It's physical education class.

Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand?

answer: the car is a taxi

who is busy with work all day?

Answer: The ballet dancer

Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praises her math as one of the best. Why?

Answer: Count from one to two

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?

answer: take the other foot

what is it that people keep eating, but they can never get enough?

Answer: Air

What method can make the eyebrows grow under the eyes?

answer: handstand

what is the thing that everyone will never forget before going to bed?

Answer: Close your eyes

Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat with eyes

There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator?

Answer: Because he lives on the first floor

What kind of animal did you hit but shed your own blood?

answer: mosquitoes?

what can be added or subtracted?

Answer: Age

Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time?

Answer: Because two people's scores exceed his

What kind of mountains and seas can move

Answer: A sea of people

What books do normal people not read

Answer: Blind books

What has no tongue in its mouth

Answer: Teapot mouth

What kind of officials can't give orders and have to smile at others all the time?

Answer: Xin Langguan

A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why?

Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly

Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say that he has bad breath. Why?

answer: he swears every day.

why can frogs jump higher than trees?

answer: because he is standing on the tree and jumping.

Xiaoming's eyes are very nearsighted, but they are still blurred when he wears glasses. Why?

Answer: Because he wears glasses

and sits on Daniel, why doesn't Daniel eat grass?

Answer: Because Daniel is human

Daming's English is very good, but some foreigners don't understand it. Why?

Answer: Foreigners don't understand English

What's the best way to avoid carsickness?

answer: walk

Xiao Ming is only 4 years old, but he has become a "father". Is it possible?

Answer: I played house games.

Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but he still felt dirty. Why?

Answer: Because Lao Wang's reading glasses are dirty

"Congenital" is the constitution inherited by his parents, what is "acquired"?

Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow.

What do people dislike to eat?

Answer: Of course it is a loss.

Why do swallows fly to the south for the winter?

Answer: Because you walk too slowly

Of the two bottles of flowers, one is a flower and the other is a paper flower. Please tell me which one is a flower?

Answer: A flower with butterflies flying on it is a flower.

Which organ is the thief most afraid of encountering? Answer: public security organs

What is the most preferred way for prisoners to die?

Answer: Die of old age

Eight birds stood on the tree, and one was shot and killed. How many birds are left?

1. what kind of road can't be taken? ... (answer: circuit) 2. Wavelet's every move is inseparable from the rope, why? (Answer: Bobbi is a puppet, (I don't understand this)) 3. Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming) 4. A student throws a coin into the air: go to the movies with his head up, play billiards with his back up, and study if the coin stands up. (Answer: Go to study) 5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slowly. When running to the finish line, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat) 6. There is an animal, which is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7 7. A monkey can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (answer: I didn't get one) 8. Slip away (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you have to tie 1 horses, only one can be tied, not two? (Answer: How to fasten it) 9. What is higher in the world than the sky? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky) 1. What is the most valuable thing that is easily lost? (Answer: Sputnik) 11. Three Jin Xin, three water called Miao, three people called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help) 12. What does a fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself) 13. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth) 14. What is Confucius's greatest family in China? (Answer: the old man) 15. What is the sleeping beauty most afraid of? (Answer: Insomnia) 16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body) 17. No matter how similar twins look, someone will tell them apart. Who is this person? (Answer: themselves) 18. Apart from the train, what is the longest car in the world? There is a man who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired.