Humorous routines to make boys laugh.

1, to buy water, the boss said two pieces, and I said the bottle said the suggested retail price 1.5 yuan? The boss said, "I don't accept his suggestion!" " "

My friend cried to me that she was often lovelorn because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: poor, why can he have a girlfriend?

3, some people say that I am shameless, this is jealous of me, so handsome, I am not willing to give up?

4. "I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. " "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

5. "Is your emotional path smooth?" "Shun, there is no one along the way."

6. Asking others to pay back the money is like unrequited love, and you will always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends.

7. I was told that my eyes were small before, but I still don't believe it. Finally one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV. Suddenly, my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

8. Even if I scold you, you won't know that I am an outstanding talent with both civil and military skills until you hit me.

9. The boss with whom you talked about money is a good man. Those who talk to you about your ideal don't want to give you money!

10, I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.