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How do you feel about splitting eggs in spring?

The feeling of dividing eggs in spring is as follows:

Fan Wenyi:

I came home full of questions and told my father about the task. Dad said cheerfully, "I just have nothing to do, so I'll try." I picked a big round egg from the egg box and prepared to stand up. My father picked it up and put it on the table. As a result, as soon as I let go, the egg arrived immediately. I said, "Let me try." I held my breath and stood cautiously and gently. As soon as my hand was released, the egg fell instantly.

Fan Wener:

Mom came over, looked at the eggs and said she had chosen the wrong one. I am very confused; "Is there a trick to set up eggs?" "Of course, first you have to choose an egg with a big head and a small head. When laying eggs, put your big head down, so that your center of gravity will be lower and you can keep your balance as easily as a tumbler. Keep your hand steady and let the yolk slowly settle to the lower part, so that the center of gravity will be low enough to keep the egg balanced. "

Fan Wensan:

I turned the egg upside down and it immediately fell. Mother said, "You can't worry, just take your time." This time, I held the egg in my hands, set my position, slowly released a finger, and prayed in my heart: "I must stand up!" " "But when I let go of the last finger, the egg fell headlong on the table like a drunk, rolling around as if to provoke me.

I tried several times in a row and failed. At this moment, grandpa came over and said, "This glass table is too slippery for eggs to stand on." I listened, took a napkin and laid it flat on the table: it should be all right this time. I stood the egg on it carefully and held my breath for fear that the slightest noise would frighten it. I slowly let go, yeah! Egg stood up firmly, motionless, like a pirate who surrendered. I am very happy.