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Internet popular short sentences

1, self-denial with the heart of others and tolerance with the heart of tolerance.

I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that it climbed the wrong wall. ...

3, I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

4, advertising is to tell others that money may still be spent like this.

5. A scholar dies as a confidant, and a woman has plastic surgery for herself.

6. Be optimistic about the future and be philosophical about people's hearts.

7. Even if a person has been bumpy, no one has to stay.

8. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

9. There is only one person in the world, so there is no need to be an episode of others.

10. If you have children like Sun Zhongmou, you will find Kim Il Sung, if you find your father.

1 1, two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

12. All's well that ends well for lovers, and all's well for rich people.

13, don't sleep in class, just bury yourself on the wine table and get drunk.

14, life is like wind and rain, and it goes like dust.

15, fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards.

16, personals: The requirements are as follows: Party A is alive and Party B is female.

17, made a man cry, yes, you won, but you played too much.

18, I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

19. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

20. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

2 1, we are all fooling around like children because we depend on you; Be polite, because you are an outsider.

22, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, no three no four, no face, no skin and no heart.

23. Change does not necessarily mean success, but success must be accompanied by changes in life.

24. On the top of the high mountain, there is a girl. Oh, my god, my god, it's beautiful.

25. A person's life is really short, and everyone should live for himself.

26. The current tutor is not called a tutor or a boss, but a research contract worker!

27. By men, men can run. If you lean against a tree, it will fall down. You can't run by yourself.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

29. We are good friends. I'll help you when you fall, but let me finish laughing first.

30. A man wants to divorce his wife when he makes money. When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

3 1, don't make people crazy in the future, because the human brain 100% is water.

32. Try gold with fire, try women with gold, and try men with women.

33, a smile reveals a tiger's teeth, and a beautiful face is revealed when you look up.

34. People who use the iphone have one thing in common: I'm sorry to say that it doesn't work.

35. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is nothing more than spending the years together.

Without a beautiful appearance, no one will care about your beautiful heart at all. That is the reality.

37. Learn to change your life and taste the vicissitudes of life, so that you can have no regrets about your youth and the passage of time.