Don't look funny at dinner. Talk about it.

1. One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write the word beauty silently, but the deskmate couldn't write it. She looked up quietly at my face and then wrote it.

2. Xiao Ming, a filial son, chewed up sugar cane and fed it to his old father. The old man with a bad mouth was moved to be speechless.

3. There was a patriotic poet named Lu You in the Southern Song Dynasty. At that time, the nomads from the army invaded, facing the broken mountains and rivers, the people were miserable, and Lu You was angry. Lu You was so angry that we couldn't surf the Internet.

4. Can you swim? No, my dog can. You are not even as good as a dog. Can you swim? What's the difference between you and a dog?

5. Apple is the real leader in the fruit industry: one seduced Eve, one woke Newton, one dominated the mobile phone and the other dominated the square dance.

6. Me: The doctor always feels chest tightness recently. Please have a look. Doctor: The bra doesn't fit. Me: I have already bought the largest size! Doctor: I mean it's not appropriate for you to wear a bra for a big man.

7. why do you want to study? For example, when you see the afterglow of the sunset, what comes to your mind is: sunset and lonely Qi Fei, autumn waters and the sky are the same. Instead of: lying in the trough, so many birds, really beautiful, really fucking beautiful!

8. After I took the beggar's bowl full of money that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.

9. What's the matter? Let's talk openly. Don't always say that I'm beautiful and cute behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

1. The other day, you shook that thing up and down, telling you to be light and not too intense, but you just didn't listen, and it made me sticky and wet. I told you you could spray champagne!

11. In ancient times, when a man came to propose marriage, if he was good-looking and the girl was satisfied, he would say with a shy face: It was up to his parents to make decisions for life. If you are ugly and dissatisfied, you will say: My daughter still wants to honor her parents for two years. In ancient times, the hero saved the beauty. If the hero is handsome, the beauty will say shyly: The hero saved his life, and the little girl has nothing to repay, only to commit suicide. If you are not handsome, you will say: the hero saved his life, and the little girl has nothing to repay. Only in the afterlife, she will be a cow and a horse and repay this great kindness. From ancient times to the present, it's all routine.

12. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

13. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

14. The kind of person who talks super funny and has a particularly good temper, is really impeccable, such as me.

15. Why don't I have a deskmate who is stunning, but my deskmate does?

16. It's not easy to cheat if I'm good-looking. The invigilator can't help but look at it. No wonder I was often found in those days.

17. grades are such things, you rank first if you are ugly, and I am handsome and casual.

18. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside is shouting that you don't want money if you are not ripe. I went to see him, but I really didn't know him, so I picked up two watermelons and left.

19. once, a cat was knocked down by the roadside, and it was crushed when it came. When the police arrived, they saw Xiaoming on the sidelines and asked, Is this cat yours? Xiao Ming replied: This cat has the same shape and posture as my cat, but my cat is not as flat as it.

2. I was curious to play with my best friend's new mobile phone, and found that there was a husband in my contact recently, so I wanted to play a prank and sent him a short message: Honey, I wanted it last night, and I immediately replied: OK, I'll talk to her first. Before I knew it, my mobile phone rang: Wife, I'm going to work overtime tonight, I won't go home for dinner, and so on. I seem to know something!

21. Woman: Let's do that! M: What do you mean? Woman: Oh dear! That's what your parents often do. Man: (silent for a few seconds) Shit! Tell me if you want to fight!

22. After the haircut, the barber asked me how I was. I was silent for a while and said to him. As long as you are happy.

23. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink by my handsome face, and live a lewd life freely and easily.

24. Mother mouse strode across the kitchen floor with a group of little mice when suddenly a cat jumped out. Cat meow: Miwoo! Miwoo! Mother mouse also called back: Miwoo! Miwoo! The confused cat left, and the mother mouse said to her little mice, Look, am I right? I told you that it is always useful to learn one more foreign language.

25. I went shopping in a supermarket and saw a man asking the boss, Boss, do you have Dove batteries? The boss stared blankly for a while and said, we only have Nanfu chocolate here! !

26. Don't keep clamoring for gifts for Children's Day. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

27. When others are angry, they don't eat. When I am angry, I eat two more bowls of rice.

28. Today, when I got on the bus, I saw a bus driver swearing at a primary school student: I've been driving for years, and I've seen a dime, a dime, and a penny. What do you mean by throwing two calcium tablets? . .

29. I heard that there would be radiation when the sleeping mobile phone was placed next to the pillow, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow. Scared the baby to death.

3. When you find your husband looking for a mistress outside, don't make trouble with him in tears. You must reflect on yourself first, dress yourself up, and then put on the clothes he said you were wearing the best, and you will find that you are too fat to wear. At this time, you can cry again.

31. The five elements with the word Sen are short of wood, those with the word Miao are short of water, those with the word Yan are short of fire, those with the word Xin are LMNT, and those with the word Jing are short of what?

32. I heard that ugly people need to read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

33. I regard you as friends one by one, but you regard me as a goddess.

34. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" meant me, but it wasn't. It was "charming".

35. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

36. I will work hard, or people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

37. Be a low-key person, just like I'm so handsome, I didn't even say it.

38. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know it themselves are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

39. There is no predestination between us. It's all up to me.

4. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, and I am so beautiful. Don't look at it when eating. Tell me something funny.

Don't look at it when eating. Tell me something funny.

1. Oh, my God! I don't understand why I am always so easily worshipped by thousands of people.

2. Don't walk around in my world, because I remember you in my heart.

3. No one really cares whether you are tired or not, just whether you fly high or not.

4. Actually, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

5. You always ask what the world is like? Someone replied: waste.

6. I tell you, my sister has a smile that you can't imitate all your life.

7. I can't swipe my card if I'm handsome, but I can get credit!

8. Now I have hope, desire and extravagant hope for life, and finally I am disappointed with him.

9. Sometimes I really don't want to tell you that you look like a car accident scene!

1. Look at that silly you, still thinking silly. Silly, you are still in love with me!

11. You idiot, you are not only sick, but also your hair.

12. By the way, Qiandao Lake has no cover, so just go! I will never hold you.

13. It's not that Mrs. Shi is abnormal, but that we all understand this sad and urgent time.

14. It seems that the teeth grow white. It's not necessarily white teeth, it may be black face.

15. The Association for the Blind sincerely advises you: Never drink and drive.

16. if I say I can't bear to part with you, will you look back at me again?

17. You can see that thousands of mountains and rivers are always in love. Please give one more branch.

18. Don't turn your back on me, okay? Because I can't tell if you are a prince or a frog.

19. I hope you don't call me a house girl, but please call me Madame Curie in the future.

2. Sometimes I feel like a hedgehog. When I go there, people are afraid when they see thorns all over me.

21. Don't be infatuated with elder sister in the future, or your brother-in-law will make you vomit blood.

22. Don't think that I dare not touch you. I can't beat you because I'm afraid I'll break you.

23. Don't expose your wound because others have sprinkled salt on your wound. 1. You will always be my mentor wherever you go, and I hope you will have a good career and good health.

2. I want to thank the leaders for their trust, support and encouragement. I sincerely thank you!

3. It's not the wind, I'm afraid I'm already haggard; It's not rain, I'm afraid it's already pale; Without your company, I am afraid that I have already been overwhelmed by troubles. Thanks to the wind and rain, I have taught me to mature; Thank you for your encouragement and giving me courage and strength.

4. I must consult you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will be of great benefit to me for life. In my impression, you are a dynamic and charming person.

5. My parents are happy because of my filial piety; My girlfriend is sweet because of my thoughtfulness; I am considerate because I got paid; Leader, give me more salary to make me more filial and considerate.

6. I am grateful to my parents for making me flesh and blood, to life for letting me know that life is difficult, to bumps for letting me know how to challenge, and to friends for letting me know that friendship is priceless and Thanksgiving is happy.

7. I am grateful to the mobile company for giving me this opportunity, to my parents for making me so smart, to the mobile phone manufacturer and distributor for getting me such a good mobile phone, and to you for letting me send you this short message when I was bored!

8. With a grateful heart, you will cherish friendship more. It is not easy for us to become friends and even bosom friends among countless people who pass by. It is no wonder that Lu Xun, a literary giant, sighed: "It is enough to have a bosom friend in life, and the world should treat it with the same bosom."

9. Walking hand in hand with genius is undoubtedly the most perfect sight in the world. And you have both. Today, may your youth and intelligence bring you a more perfect tomorrow!

1. I am grateful to have you in my life, and I wish to lead a happy life!

11. Thank you for your teacher-like teaching and keep learning at work.

12. Since you have chosen to pursue, don't cry. Hold on, carry on today, and happiness will be one step closer. What really exhausts people is the despair in their hearts.

13. I am glad to win your recognition and friendship, cherish it and maintain it for a long time.

14. I pass by you every day, but I haven't been in to see you. Today, I finally decided to summon up courage and knock on your office: Happy holidays, boss!

15. It's an honor to work and study under your leadership in the past year. Thanks to the leaders at dinner. 2

16. Be grateful to the company, which gives you a platform for development!

17. Thank you for providing me with this platform, so that we can better show ourselves!

18. Without ideals, that is, without some kind of good wishes, there will never be a good reality.

19. After so many years, I thank my leaders for their careful cultivation. Without Bole, I would never be a swift horse. Your care yesterday made me who I am today. Thank you!

2. If I am a horse, then you are my Bole. I will make persistent efforts with you!

21. Dear leader, thank you for taking care of me. I will work harder in the future.

22. Some tools must be taken away when moving, such as happiness, happiness, health and other valuables. Some rags must be thrown away: sadness, chagrin, nothing!

23. A journey of a thousand miles is accumulated in steps; The ship of Wan Li is a compass; Thanks to the leadership's guidance on weekdays, I have achieved today.

24. I thank my boss for giving me an opportunity and a platform to show myself and improve myself. I also thank the leaders of various departments for helping me, guiding me and warning me-I will seize every learning opportunity, remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten.

25. Hello, leader, today is your birthday. I specially send my wishes to him.

27. We work together, struggle together and make progress together. In a group of teams that love life and work hard, I am happy to have you, so that we can be good leaders and good colleagues.

28. Thank you for your friends' smiles, which made me feel happy at work.

29. The days of working together are fun, and the days of struggling together are unforgettable! Thank you for your help. I wish you happiness in the New Year! .

3. In the past year, thank you for your support in my work. Talk about mood phrases in a circle of friends when eating food

For a friend who eats food, only food and love can't live up to it. Every day, our friends who eat food are already eager to rush to the paradise of food, so what do we want to say in a circle of friends before eating? Today, I have carefully arranged some mood phrases for you to eat and send friends. I hope you like them!

1. No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

2. You deserve a girlfriend who eats food!

3. The life of eating food is actually very happy.

4. I always wander between full and full

5. Don't ask me what I want to eat, and I can eat whatever I have

6. The number I hate most about eating food is 24 (starvation)

7. Eating food, enjoying it in my mouth, makes me want to be thin in my heart.

8. Slim foodies are the best in foodies.

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