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After receiving the certificate, I will send a circle of friends to make fun of it. Much more interesting than getting married. I'm just talking about high-profile shows and funny versions.

1. Marriage is the grave of love. I'll lie down first.

2. Forever maid-in-waiting

3. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog!

Congratulations on becoming my legal first heir.

5. Congratulations to X for always mentioning his wife!

6. Jackson, I'm sorry, I won't wait for you.

7. Congratulations on becoming my legal first heir.

8. It's time for my friend who received my money to pay back the interest.

9. Long-term meal ticket recipients

10. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me.

1 1. Nine pieces to take home!

12. I returned it to you twice today.

13. Party B lost his head.

14. The composition of my circle of friends is "earning" and my daughter-in-law writes "losing".

15. I was raised by dog food, and today I come to give back to the society!

16. I can finally get my money back these years!

17. Hello everyone. Please prepare some money.

18. I don't need to teach you any more for the rest of my life. Listen to me.

19. I'm glad you will eat my meal in the future.

20. This time, I am not disappointed.

2 1. The second cup is half price for life.

22. Like money, you can get a 15% discount.

23. Go out with your boyfriend and take your husband home.

24. Put it down, wife card.

On May 20th, 25.20xx, I was a girl.

26. Once sold, it is non-refundable.

27. I was arched away by a pig

28. Dogs sit at home and food falls from the sky.

Get married, get a license, and send a copy of your circle of friends.

Send a marriage license to a circle of friends. 1. The three most beautiful days in this world are: the day when you have me, and the day when you and I become us.

I want to say that time flies, and I am very grateful to meet you.

Thank you for accompanying me from school uniform to wedding dress. You are enough in my life.

Although it sounds melodramatic, I really want to spend my life with you.

Compared with yesterday, today is suitable for obtaining the certificate. In this way, I confessed myself. It is legal to work with certificates.

Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.

7. Someone will hold you on the top of your heart, like what you like like like a fool, and someone will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.

My heart is a bird in the wilderness, and I found the sky in your eyes.

9. Who doesn't have a national certificate?

10. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late, but only you.

1 1. Today's headline: Congratulations to Mr. xx for being a wife and being sentenced to 70 years in prison.

12. The composition of my circle of friends is "earning" and the daughter-in-law writes "losing".

13. It starts at first sight and ends in old age.

14. "I really envy you having me."

15. Married

16. Headphones give you half an umbrella, half a hand, half a life.

17. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

18. I'm fine, as long as you don't mind.

19. Can I get a salary increase if I get a national certificate?

20. Sharpness slightly converges on husband and wife and beauty; There is no dispute about everything, and the couple are very warm.

Get married and get a certificate to send a circle of friends. Chapter 2 1. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, stay together all your life, and never give up.

22. Happiness is knocking at home, not reaching for the cold key.

23. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog!

24. Congratulations to me

25. On the road of life, we get together and peck at each other.

26. Monogamy is everyone's responsibility.

27. These are our two fresh best-selling little red books.

28. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

29. The production cost is 0 yuan, which is in line with socialist values.

30. There are no superfluous words, only a simple sentence, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

3 1. We are very happy. Let's just send a love.

32. You are my warm spring breeze, cold beer, skirt with summer breath and unforgettable scenery for me to sing.

33. Be a layman and thank you for your love.

34. The notebook is in order!

35. Being a wife for the first time. If you do not do well, please follow me. Thank you.

36. Life has you and the sun is shining; Life has you, and the seasons are warm; Life has you, not afraid of difficulties and obstacles; I will always look forward to having you in my life.

I can't promise you that everything will get better, but I promise you won't have to face it alone from now on.

38. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.

I do all the housework.

40. Look, this is the tombstone of our love.

Get married, get a license, and send a copy to a circle of friends. Three 41.100000 people like it, so it is better to understand it by one person.

42. My cabbage was finally arched by the pig.

43. We grow old hand in hand …

44. Hold relevant certificates and drive legally.

45. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.

46. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.

47. It's time for my friend who received my money to pay back the interest.

48. Two years later, I changed her household registration book.

49. I took a certificate, and it took me * years, which was my most time-consuming but most honored thing.

50. At first, I just wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then I wanted a bed, a room and a marriage certificate.

5 1. The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is to have ups and downs with you.

52. I don't want to be good, as long as you don't dislike it. I don't need hello, as long as I like it ~

53. Today is vivid and concrete. There is only one you.

54. I've been wandering the rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance stopped me.

55. Just be lucky twice. Meeting you has come true once in the end, and I will give it to you again.

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me.

57. Your sweet love is a treasure, and I disdain to exchange information with the emperor.

58. I see you, and I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

59. I will be you for the rest of my life.

60. The so-called years are quiet, but it is good to have someone who understands you, your joys and sorrows, and who understands you. It is worth the rest of your life. May we have a tacit understanding with each other and walk all the way to Qian Fan, still holding hands.

Celebrate a friend's marriage and get a certificate to send a circle of friends.

Celebrate a friend's marriage, get a certificate and send it to a circle of friends (I) 1. Being a wife for the first time If you don't do well, just listen to me. Thank you.

I want to live with you forever, even if it is plain.

Three major events in life, dear friend, on your wedding day, I sincerely wish you a happy wedding! !

4. Love is tolerance and understanding, love is mutual trust, love is mutual cherish, love is mutual support, and love can live together well.

If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't know the most beautiful appearance of love, wife, and I will always be good to you.

6. From now on, I am a licensed driver.

7. Yesterday, I dreamed that I was married. So I'm getting married soon.

I dare not say that I will wait for you all my life, because my four years are running out. But believe that I will love you all my life, because no one can give me what you gave me.

9. You are my sun, and I am a proud sunflower, bathed in your warm sunshine.

10. I'll talk to you about a love that will never break up. I will stumble, the sun will set, and I will grow old together.

1 1. You first met joy at the age of 18, and you've liked it ever since.

12. I signed a life-long labor contract with the domestic worker, and I don't need to pay. Ha ha.

13. I don't want to be good, as long as you don't dislike it. I don't need you to be fine, as long as I like it ~

14. Two surnames get married, contract together, and get married forever, which matches each other.

15. I will wait for her to turn white, with no regrets.

16. The furthest distance is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

17. The main reason is that I am anxious to squander all the most extravagant tenderness for you.

18. We didn't say anything, just hugged quietly.

19. I finally want to marry a man wearing a white gauze.

20. Maybe you are not the only reason why I smile, but you must be my favorite person.

Celebrate a friend's marriage and get a license to send a circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. It's Wan Li Gusha. I'm glad to be with you.

22. For the rest of your life, you are dull and wealth is you. Let's grow old together.

23. Reincarnate, buy it and leave, and will not return it. The marriage certificate has been torn. (not really tearing)

24. We got married.

25. I think the man on my left has a good eye.

26. Everyone says don't hang yourself in a tree. I want to say that I am very happy.

27. Please give me some advice for the rest of my life.

28. From then on, someone asked me how warm the porridge was, and someone accompanied me at dusk.

29. Kissing you means loving you, and making you unreasonable means hurting you.

30. The circle of friends wrote "earning" and the daughter-in-law wrote "losing".

3 1. Goodbye to the big forest, I was entangled in a crooked neck tree.

32. My wish is that if I meet you for the first time, I won't forget you and hold hands.

Best of all, when people are crowded, you naturally hold my hand.

34. The red envelope that has been issued for * years can finally be returned.

35. If the deer returns to the forest, it will dock like a boat.

As long as I have you in the future, I have nothing to fear.

37. neither too early nor too late. It happens to be you.

38. It was you who put pen to paper in Qian Shan, you saw the beauty of the stars, you turned yellow on the title page of the book, you returned to Qian Shan, the iron horse was you, and the glacier was you.

39. Because I don't trust myself, I entrust my life to you. I've been looking for it for centuries, and I can't let you leave my arms in my life.

From then on, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you have me.

Celebrate a friend's marriage, get a certificate and send it to a circle of friends (3) 4 1. I don't have a boyfriend now, and I have changed my husband.

42. My friends won't celebrate their birthdays today, because I'm finally going to have a wedding!

43. The world is not worth it, but you are.

44. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

45. My dream is to die with you.

46. If the perfect score is passed, this certificate is issued as an encouragement.

47. If you have a job today, you will have money in the future.

48. In the future, I will tie your hair, wash your hands to make bridal soup, add fragrance to your hands, sew clothes and embroider lines for you, and make your bed.

49. From now on, my life slogan is: Love my wife/husband, earn money and travel around the world.

50. I love you. I just want to hold your hand and grow old with my son.

5 1. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!

52. Every morning, the first person I see when I open my eyes is you.

I must give you happiness, and no one will stop me.

54. I harvested a big pig's trotters.

Thank you for making my boring life interesting.

56. With the company of the world of mortals, get fat for nothing.

57. The most beautiful flower has taken root in her soil.

58. I want to say that time flies, and I am very grateful to meet you.

59. Get a license

60. Red envelopes that have been issued for N years can finally be returned.

It's funny and humorous to get married and get a license to send a circle of friends.

The sentence of getting married and getting a license to send a circle of friends is funny and humorous (I) 1. Friends who have received my money, it's time to pay interest.

I don't have any promises. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

I can still live well without you, but I want to be with you. This is love. See the right words today. The essence of love is willingness. I am willing to do many things for you, I am willing to give up everything for you, I am willing to compromise, and I am willing to spend my life together.

I'm not good, as long as you don't dislike me. You don't need it. I am glad I like it.

If all your deep feelings are disappointed, I will give you a long stream of water to accompany you all your life.

6. Hello, everyone. Please prepare some money.

7. In the future, I will tie your hair, wash your hands to make bridal soup, spray perfume on your hands, sew clothes, embroider lines and make your bed.

8. Some people will hold you on the top of their hearts and like what you like like like a fool. Some people will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.

9. The world of mortals keeps you company.

10. Today is your wedding day, and the fairy couple is you. May you love each other forever.

1 1. I harvested a big trotter.

12. For the rest of my life, snow is you, but it is you.

13. "Married" and "Married"

14. My husband took the marriage certificate and said in surprise: How did the marriage certificate change to this?

15. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object and took one home.

16. Since a person is allowed to generalize, he is willing to be generous all his life.

17. Loyal love fills my heart, and I can't estimate the wealth I enjoy.

18. I wish the rest of my life, knowing each other well, sharing happiness, sharing the same space, and growing old together.

19. Let's take our time. Please make suggestions for the rest of our lives.

The sentence of getting married and getting a license to send a circle of friends is funny and humorous (Chapter II) 20. Wandering for the first half of my life, I am willing to make soup for you for the second half.

2 1. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

22. "I got my driver's license today." "What a coincidence, me too."

23. I am willing to worry about you, and I am willing to protect you all my life.

24. Time has turned you and me into us. Because of you, we move on.

25. The happiest fairy tale is the wealth-obsessed oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea with you.

26. It's not that I'm too strong, but that no one can spend time killing my spirit.

27. If the deer returns to the forest, it will dock like a boat.

28. The best love letter and promise a man can give a woman is a piece of paper: a marriage certificate.

29. With the known people, I have lived an unknown life.

30. In this life, I am surrounded by you.

3 1. It is this man who ruined my plan to die alone.

32. I really envy this person around me. His eyes are really good.

33. Have you met the people around me? They are people who want to spend their lives with me.

34. Loving you is sweet, comfortable, happy, happy and happy.

35. I paid all the private money.

36. Congratulations to me

37. I made an amazing deal today. I spent nine dollars to buy someone to go home.

38. You are the first person I see when I wake up and open my eyes every morning. I think this life is enough.

The sentence of getting married and issuing a certificate to a circle of friends is funny and humorous (Chapter III) 39. Since ancient times, beauty has been worried, and it is necessary to wait until the next life to get a marriage certificate!

40. The road is long and rugged. You get half the juice and share the love.

4 1. This is Lao Zhang (plus her husband's surname).

42. Yes, I am married, married to love.

43. The man in front of you is a sweetheart. Get a certificate and send a circle of friends.

44. I want to mention the national certificate.

45. I will definitely wait for her until she turns white. I have no regrets.

46. I thank God for letting me meet you. From now on, my world is all about you.

47. The answer is very long, and I am going to answer it all my life.

48. after eating the whole family bucket, it is a family. (The picture shows the marriage certificate and the family fight)

49. The circle of friends wrote "earning" and the daughter-in-law wrote "losing".

50. This is not the end of the dust, this is just the beginning of the story.

5 1. What I envy is not the vigorous love, but the company I carry with me to my old age.

52. The gentleman next to you, you are lucky to marry such a girl as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade.

You are my warm spring breeze, cold beer and a skirt with summer flavor are my unforgettable scenery.

54. Tell Hugh that I can't wait for him.

55. Since then, two people have a room, three meals and four seasons.

Now I can't find words to describe my mood, but I know I am very happy. I will finally enter the paradise of marriage with my beloved. From now on, we will be legally married.

57. I don't have intoxicating love words, I just want to tidy up you and take you home.

I just want to go on with one person, no matter what I will meet in the future.

59. I've been wandering the rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance stopped me.

60. Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir.

6 1. Many friends around me are married, so I also got a certificate today to suppress the alarm.

62. Because of the good performance of * students, this card is issued as an encouragement.

63. Obtained a national certificate.

64. My wish is that if I meet you for the first time, I won't forget you and hold hands.

Look! The legendary first-class certificate!

66. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.

67. Always compare wings and swear to each other.

68. Looking back on the past 500 times, this life has passed. I am grateful to have you in my life. I just want to grow old with you and accompany you to the ends of the earth.

69. Let go of the date, live together legally, and get a marriage certificate for only nine yuan!

70. It is said that marriage is the grave. Anyway, lie down first.

7 1. I will not be spared in my life. See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau.

72. Today is vivid and concrete. There is only one you.

73. Life and death are rich and prosperous, and the son inherits it. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

74. In the days to come, we should wash more clothes and cook more. ...

75. Before, the person in front of me was a sweetheart. From then on, my sweetheart is a pillow person.