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Write a composition with my brother.
Who is black and who is white.
This autumn, I will go to high school. Brother, I finally got into your alma mater.
The lens regressed one by one to the romance of childhood. That day, I accidentally broke my father's favorite tea set, and my mother came over and pretended to be angry and spanked me. I have been spoiled since I was a child. Although it didn't hurt at all, I cried at the top of my lungs.
Seeing me crying, my mother held me in her arms and coaxed me, saying, "You naughty boy, why aren't you as good as your brother?"
Obviously, mom likes you very much, because you have been sensible since childhood. Then my mother recalled that painful experience again. Finally, she kindly took my hand and let me touch the shocking centipede-like scar on her stomach. Then she smiled and said, "Xiaoyue, my mother had an operation to give birth to you, and you are still so disobedient!" "
I was so scared that I promised my mother that I would listen to her and stop being naughty. Then I quietly ran to your side and tugged at your ear and asked if what my mother said was true. You didn't say anything.
At that time, I never called you brother. I always shouted, "Gu Jianning, come and help me get dressed." "Gu Jianning, you grab the remote control with me again, and I will tell my dad that you don't do your homework and peek at TV ..."
I was still in primary school when you were a freshman. You always save the pocket money your father gave you, roll it into a small bag, and then show it to me and say, "Look, my brother has a lot of money."
While you were not looking, I grabbed the small bag and said proudly, "No, all this money is mine." Your face suddenly pulled down and said, "Abortion, give it back to your brother." This money is useful to me. "
I am not afraid of you. I took your small bag to my little bedroom and hid it. But then, I don't know when, you just took it back. In your words, Xiaoyue is really an idiot, always hiding things in the drawer under the closet.
I have always guessed that you must have saved so much money to buy football or gifts for those beautiful female classmates. But on my birthday, after you gave me a beautiful Barbie doll, I found that your bulging bag suddenly collapsed.
Brother, you are really sensible, and everything is excellent. Your only shortcoming is that your skin is very dark, but I am the opposite of you. Yes, I am white, and this is my proudest place for a long time.
According to my mother, when I was a child, she gave me goat's milk and milk because of the lack of milk, so I am much whiter than ordinary children now; When I was a child, because my parents were too busy at work, you left them with grandparents in the country to take care of them. You're barefoot. A bunch of wild children have been crazy all day and got a tan.
When guests come home for the first time, they always joke with their mother and say, "You are so lucky. There are two children at home, but the age difference is too big and the difference between black and white is too big. "
I often laugh at you and say, "Look at me so white, you are so black, you are a black child, and I am a white child."
Once a foreign grandmother came to our house to play. When she heard this, she smiled and said, "I don't know who that black child is!" " "My mother also echoed the smile, grandma's eyes meaningful.
I'm a little confused. Isn't it obvious? You are so black, of course you are a black child. When you were admitted to college, my mother took me to take you to school, actually taking me to travel. It is a coastal city in the south. Although the scenery is beautiful, my mother and I are carsick and can't get used to seafood.
After staying in the hotel, you can buy motion sickness medicine alone in this strange city and find a northern restaurant to buy food for us. When all this is settled, you tell my mother and I to have a good rest, and then drag our huge schoolbags to report to school.
Go back to the hotel immediately after you report for duty, take us to the seaside to see the sea, and go to Pearl Island to collect pearls ... When we were resting in the downtown square, we saw many children playing with pulleys in the square. When the pulleys rolled, colorful lights flashed, which was very beautiful. I begged my mother to buy it for me, and my mother shook her head at me in embarrassment.
I'm going to junior high school soon, and I know it's harder to raise two children at home than my neighbors. I won't say anything more. Dude, you still see that I'm unhappy. Come and pat me and say, "When my brother makes money, I'll buy you the best."
Knowing that my brother was making me happy, I couldn't help crying. From then on, I will no longer call you Gu Jianning, but your brother.
I cried when I said goodbye to you. I saw my mother turn around and secretly wipe her tears. At that moment, I decided to study hard after I went back and stop making my parents angry.
Without you, home is empty. Brother, I tell you, mom is stupid, too. She also hides things under drawers in the closet.
There was no one at home that day, so I had nothing to do, so I went through my mother's medical record. The word "postpartum sterilization" is as shocking as the scar on my mother's stomach, but the operation time is not 1997 when I was born, but 1990 when my brother was born.
All the fragments are connected together:' The neighbor children who always find fault with me envy you for buying me a lot of fun toys and mutter several times' What's the big deal? You picked it up. "Neighbors have strange eyes, and grandma said" black children ". ...
Brother, I know, because you all put a lot of thought into it, fearing that I would know my own life. My parents always said that I was my own, so they regarded me as a super-born "second child". My father was also fined by the unit. A lot of money can't be slowed down at home for several years.
I know everything, but don't worry, brother, I won't tell my parents, they love me so much. I am so lucky to enter such a family and have a brother like you.
During the summer vacation, you actually bought me a beautiful pulley when you came back, with your manuscript fee.
Brother, you said I'm not as joking as I used to be. I understand. When I said this, I saw the hidden worry behind your concerned eyes. Don't worry, brother, I'm learning from you and trying to be as sensible as you. I won't feel inferior and I won't be sad. I don't care who is black or white, I am your sister, my parents' daughter. I just want to grow up quickly, take care of my parents and raise a pair of children with you. They're really hard.
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