Silly, cute and funny. Tell me about Daquan.

1. My future son, tell me where to find your father ~

2. Some wrong things can never be recovered, just like you and me.

There are no more tears than your indifference.

I left gently, just as I came gently. With a wave of my sleeve, I only took away a bundle of cabbage.

5. the grace of dripping water. When I lend you a dime, please pay me back one hundred.

6. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

7. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

8. When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

9. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

10. Who said that boys can't wear miniskirts? Grandpa, I will wear it.

1 1. Q: What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

12. At first glance, you are not so good. It's better to have a closer look.

13. A paragraph tells you what a house is. Before I graduated from college four years ago, I wandered around the school park and got lost.

14. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

15. Don't think I'm happy-you just don't understand my pain.

16. Your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately in case you need more bullets.

17. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

18. I like daytime because I can daydream during the day.

19. On Valentine's Day, I must go to the supermarket and crush all the chocolates to see who can deliver them!

20. I will call you again. (Next life! )

2 1. Don't be too kind to me, lest I commit myself.

22. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

23. It seems that you are a complete loser, just a loser, just a loser.

24. If a person is not serious, even a headache is local.

25. Notice: To celebrate the arrival of the mother on duty, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

26. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, and then I know that I have no money. . . .

27. Worried that Mencius neglected his studies, Meng Mu moved his family to the city, next to a slaughterhouse, and Mencius soon learned to kill pigs and sheep. Meng Mu had to move his family near the university, and Mencius soon learned to play Dota.

28. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

29. I never lie, except this sentence.

30. When someone says that you have changed, don't panic, it's only because you no longer live in their way.

3 1. The sharp tangles are so beautiful.

32. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. I always scold your mother, and I almost have feelings for your mother.

33. Putting a photo of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

34. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, and you can't give yourself happiness.

Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

36. Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back.

37. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am online, you can't see.

The so-called growth is to force a person to become strong.

39. I also stupidly made that unattainable wish in my heart. The boss came to the bowl and burst into tears.

40. I'll throw a brick first, and if there is jade, I'll smash it.

4 1. We are good friends. I'll help you up when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.

42. Don't forget what you said tomorrow, and don't stop because of the thorns of tomorrow.

43. Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

44. Did you pour some coke into the red wine glass and drink it gracefully?

45. There are two words that hurt millions of net worms, and school begins.

46. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

47. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.

48. Because I didn't succeed, because I can only sing, and no one can succeed casually.

49. When I met you at my most beautiful time, I seemed to forget my troubles.

50. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

5 1. Learn to bully or not.

52. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

53. It was impossible to draw an equal sign before and now.

At the same time, we promised to be each other's boyfriend and girlfriend, but your departure ruined this relationship.

55. The key to losing weight is hunger, and exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

56. Outside the window, there are stars, the moon is in the sky, the wind blows the flowers, and my thoughts dissipate with the wind.

57. Don't challenge my driving skills with your life, you can't afford to get hurt!

58. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

59. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

60. Details will tell you who is really nice to you.

6 1. Many people are looking for him, but he is in sogou.

62. It was love at first sight. This is not love, this is face. . .

63. If I could have another June day, would someone play games with me?

64. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.

66. Fate makes you lose a big wave, and it will definitely give you a big wave in the end.

67. I tried to fill the days, but Tanabata reminded me how lonely I was.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

Cute treasure, funny personality, tell me.

1, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing.

2. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

3. I don't love those who love me, and those who don't love me will die!

I'm sorry, my recent constipation directly led to your malnutrition.

5, life is like a roll of toilet paper, read a lot, use it and it's gone.

6. Is there something wrong with my ears, or do I always hear my cell phone ringing again?

7. Oh, I see. You put Bibi cream in the coffin. Save face at all costs

8. When I think of writing a composition as a child, the clouds will turn into marshmallows and shit.

9. Everyone has a robot cat, the Monkey King, Huluwa and Changjiang No.7. ..

10, it turns out that people who think I'm important don't treat me like a person at all.

1 1. For a relationship, I went to 6 cities, 7 towns, 8 times to the countryside, and N streets.

12, one day, I took down the TV, and my dad told me that it would be sunny if you were good, and I would kill you if you were not good.

13, I must be the product of the combination of my father's ugliest sperm and my mother's ugliest egg.

14, I am embarrassed that you are so brave to show off in front of us with a fake machine.

15, I didn't laugh when you smiled, which means it's not funny. I smiled, but you didn't, which means you don't understand.

16, today's children, breaking up is dedicated to Valentine's Day, and confession is dedicated to April Fool's Day.

17, 33 days of lovelorn is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it's the 34th day, and my period hasn't come yet.

18, a teacher asked the students; Why does the body get cold after death? A student replied: a calm heart will naturally get cold.

19, everyone likes to eat master kong. If you eat Master Kong, then Mrs. Kang has no partner, so you have to marry the white elephant.

20, the moon represents my heart, the good man is me, I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

2 1, it is true that there can be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one is killed and the other is dumb.

22. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.

23. Not every cow has Telunsu, and not every father is Li Gang.

24. A fly can destroy a pot of soup, and a lump of shit can shut down the whole water park.

25. Grandpa Mao said, "Falling in love for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan!"

26. I heard that you have been having a bad time recently. I was happy at the door for several days.

The circle of friends is cute and funny.

One, staring at the dark sky all night, a cigarette, an old yellow photo.

If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, because it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

Third, we should learn from Tang Ming, a rare youth in life. However, you still have to smoke what you should, smoke while you can, and don't throw your parents away.

Fourth, I want to hold you and cry in your arms to tell you that I am so tired.

I used to be a goddess walking on the road, but later I became a wolf in the wind when the wind blew.

Six, miss a person until insomnia.

Don't make fun of me to please others.

Looking at the lonely moon hanging in the night sky, it seems that a faint sense of disappointment has emerged in my heart.

Nine, just because I looked at you more in the crowd, I became blind later.

10. Attending an ex-girlfriend's wedding, I met an acquaintance and asked me: Hehe, why are you here? I said, remember where I fought. At this time, everyone at the same table stood up and greeted me, saying that they were comrades in arms. Come on, sit here!

Life is as crisp as autumn.

12. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

Thirteen, the so-called eating goods, when you are hungry, you are massive, and when you are not hungry, your mouth is awkward!

Fourteen, I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least prove your judgment is right.

Every time I miss you, you are a grain of sand, so there is a Sahara in the world.

Seventeen, I hope that in the future, you can walk well, and I, by car.

Eighteen, some people say that they hate me, and I laugh at once, which can make you unhappy or make me feel very happy.

Nineteen, mosquitoes, when can evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

When we were young, we regarded toys as friends. When we grow up, our friends treat us as toys.

Twenty-one, I heard that you get along well in the future, but I still like you who was as stupid as a roe deer.

22. Why do I have to play with my mobile phone when I go to the toilet? Don't play with your cell phone, play with shit?

23. Smart women can inspire men, beautiful women can confuse men, talented women can attract men, women with status can play with men, and women with everything can confuse a group of men.

Take off your clothes, I am an animal. Put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

Twenty-five, for foodies, the only thing that can't be eaten in this world is loss.

Sometimes I will giggle all day because of your words.

27, damn it! Just now, I was standing on the side of the road. A boy who was probably in elementary school was probably catching a bus. Seeing the car coming, I shouted directly: start mad dog mode! Run like hell. Scared me to death. I thought you were going to bite me.

Twenty-eight, the chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool pulled by the gibbon. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

Twenty-nine, you are not qualified to look down on yourself, you are not qualified to give up halfway, you are not qualified to play lonely and decadent, you are not qualified to be influenced by other people's comments, you are not qualified to be timid, you have to know who you are, you have no way out, you can only make yourself better than anyone, become stronger than anyone, and let all those who look down on you look up to the height of neck pain. This is revenge worth your life, and that's enough.

Thirty, thirsty, probably because of lack of kisses.

Thirty-one, we hold hands and shine together to the ends of the earth.

Cute and interesting 202 1. It's funny.

1. May you fall in love and drown.

2. liking someone is like this. He pays a little attention to you, and you will go to heaven.

3. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also made a lot of online dating.

4. Send the girl you like home, no matter where you go, you are on the way.

I hear it's cheap to get married now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

6. Time made me forget my homework. I feel sorry for my homework. I fell in love with time.

7. I know why there will be a turning point in military training, in order to get a more even grandson.

8. If you say that I am not good, I will change. When I change, you TM said that you used to like me.

9. I look up to you, don't be arrogant, you are just taller than me.

10. Handsome boy, I'll give you this fake name, so please make yourself at home.

1 1. Take it if you like, a piece of garbage I don't want.

12. If you can't see my love, it can only prove that you are blind.

13. I'm really unlucky to meet you at the most beautiful age.

14. I know everything, but the people I love are ancestors.

15. Leave me, I promise I will be fine.

16. What's wrong with incompetence? At least I'm more real than him.

17. Since you don't love me, I don't need to love you anymore.

18. Thank you for finally choosing to give up and let me know your virtue.

19. He is poor, he is not as good as you, but he has a sincere heart.

I don't care about anything, because I have a thick skin and never go my own way.

2 1. Even if you are single all your life, employers and employees will be as handsome as you.

22. You have to live by yourself, and you have to eat by yourself. Why do you have to live on other people's faces?

23. Don't give up your cheap love, I never want it.

You don't need to pretend to be innocent, you are an egg in my eyes.

25. Don't underestimate the intelligence of any fool with high IQ.

26. Don't say that I have changed, as if you know me well.

27. Don't treat yourself as a waste until you die.

28. You are stupid, not that I don't agree with you.

29. My tears are also valuable, but your price has been reduced.

30. Whether friends or sisters, only this life is not the afterlife.

3 1. My mother once told me that the early worm was eaten by birds.

What happened to my lack of money? Better than you have no conscience.

Now that you have chosen to give up on me, I have nothing to keep.

I love you with my life, but you abandoned me brutally.

35. What's wrong with being sick? It's better than seeing a doctor when you are sick.

36. What's wrong with having a wife? You crossed the line with the cable.

I think you are not because of love, but because you are too cheap.

38. Friend, if you are not strong, who should you show weakness to?

39. You are so dirty that I don't want to look straight.

You don't have to say hello to me when you leave. Who are you?