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Make fun of your circle of friends

A self-deprecating friend circle copy is 1. Similar year after year, different year after year.

2. In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the "examination scope" is wider than the sky!

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

4. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words, courage.

Please forgive me, I'm not pretty, sweet and have no money.

6. I did well in this exam. I failed only two subjects, liberal arts and science.

7. Just get excited about the exam and write the exam number as QQ number.

8. You can ignore me and don't understand me, but don't come near me, understand me, hurt me and leave me.

9.QQ scores are inversely proportional to academic performance.

10. You can't even cheat. How can a teacher trust you to enter the society?

1 1. Instead of complaining about what has happened, either change it or accept it silently.

12. grades are like slides. It's hard to climb up, but it only takes a moment to slide down.

13. If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely turn over a new leaf next semester.

14. Life is a tragedy, and it goes on with tears.

16. How could I only get 85 points? No way! I was blindsided at once. I choked back my tears and sat down in my seat in frustration.

17. You hide from me with invisibility, so I will help you with online invisibility.

18. The school just doesn't want us to live. The last mid-term exam is the end of the world. The mid-term exam is Tomb-Sweeping Day.

19. What is like? Just more restrained than love. So is leaving. There is no difference if you don't love (2022 describes the sentence that I hope I can't get into college).

20. This achievement is not ideal, and the ranking in the whole grade has also declined. This exam is the worst I have ever taken.

Make fun of the circle of friends who failed the course 2 2 1. For teachers, the exam is to test the results; For us, the exam is to test popularity.

22. Without unrealistic hope, there will be no bitter disappointment.

23. My heart seems to be pinned down by an invisible stone, and my mouth is shaking when I don't listen. Mind a blank

24. I believe Brother Chun will live forever, but Brother Chun also needs a rest.

25. If we don't be friends, will it last longer?

26. Number

27. How many children were hurt by the exam and how many honest children learned to cheat.

28. I always feel that I am a foreigner when I test Chinese; I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. I found myself an alien in the math exam.

29. The exam is a boomerang and will always come again.

30. I want to chase it to the end and die with you.

3 1. Liu Bei has been studying in various places for a long time, and he must know the people who have failed now. Please try to point it out.

Although you didn't get what you wanted in the college entrance examination, I don't blame you because you tried your best. Don't cry. Try again next year!

Self-study can lead to success, including becoming a fool.

34. A frustrated rain fell on the earth. Stepping on the rain, I poured out the sadness of failure, and I was in a tree-lined campus. Premature leaves whirled in the air one by one. It's a little cold, but it can't put out my anxiety: I failed the midterm exam.

35. Success lies not in difficulties, but in actions. Although action may not bring satisfactory results, there will never be satisfactory results without action.

When I got zero in the exam, I shouted, "God, what did I do wrong?" My deskmate replied coldly, "You did it all wrong."

37. Exams, like the third grade, aim to destroy family harmony.

38. Cheat boldly in the exam, dare to cheat, and don't be like a little woman.

After the exam, I was very angry with myself when I found that I didn't answer the question correctly.

40. Don't tell me how the exam went. I can only say that I copied the answers all over the paper.

In a bad mood, I sent a circle of friends to talk about the recommendation.

I'm in a bad mood after failing the exam. Send a circle of friends to talk about it (I) 1. We have been looking for, looking for, we all have endings.

You only cooked for me 26 times. Busy 365 days a year, I'll cook you three good meals.

Sometimes, we live very tired, not because life is too mean, but because we are too easily infected by the external atmosphere and influenced by other people's emotions. In fact, you live for yourself, and not many people can take you to heart.

Losing is more terrible than not getting, because it has one more process called once.

I want to forget you a thousand times, but I miss you a thousand times.

6. Wild animals can run to the cave to hide when they are injured, and then lick the wound and stick to it, but once asked, they can't stand it. (Author: Jing M. Guo)

7. No one likes loneliness. What they are afraid of is not loneliness, but disappointment. It's just that loneliness makes people feel more practical than hot and cold.

8. words hidden in the bottom of my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all pain can be shouted out.

9. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world. The two people sitting on the wooden horse turned round and round, so close, but they couldn't touch it.

10. The moment a pupa breaks out of its cocoon, it is heartbreaking to tear off a layer of skin. Many butterflies die in pain at the moment they break out of their cocoons.

1 1. Many things will always be understood after experience, just like feelings: you don't need so much unnecessary persistence until you miss it and regret it.

12. If waiting can bring miracles, I would rather wait, even for a year, or for a lifetime!

13. It turns out that the feelings of adults are not asked or explained, tacitly, suddenly separated, naturally diluted, a cold tacit understanding.

14. You will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

15. We are like needles on the surface, turning and turning, while watching the time pass by in a hurry, but there is nothing we can do.

16. The alienation between adults is politeness and silence, and children will be upset because of why you don't play with me.

17. Sometimes, I just want to cry because I feel wronged. Sometimes, I just want to be crazy, because I am depressed. Sometimes, I just want to swear, because I feel bad. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet, because I am really tired.

18. In the emotional world of adults, there is a hidden rule. Not taking the initiative is the answer, and not responding is equal to refusing. No one in this world will be too busy to return your message for a day.

19. I don't seem to have feelings for anyone. You can like it or you can suddenly dislike it. You can't say anything melodramatic or cry in the middle of the night. Later, you told me that you grew up, but it was not cool at all.

20. I always meet people who shouldn't give up when I don't know how to love, but I plant unintentional injuries when I know how to love.

Send a friend circle copy when you are in a bad mood (2) 2 1. You try to take care of everyone's feelings and don't want people around you to be unhappy. You can always find subtle changes in their mood, but in the end you will always be left behind.

22. I thought about countless moments. I wish you were here. As a result, I survived all these moments alone.

23. What can be lifted and put down is called weight lifting, and what can be lifted and put down is called load bearing. Unfortunately, most people's love is heavy.

24. One day you will know that people's hearts can't be exchanged, and you can't get deep feelings if you are serious. No matter how well you do, someone will turn a blind eye; No matter how much you say, someone will turn a deaf ear.

25. Life makes me sad, and you don't leave me alone. Why tell me what's wrong in such a cruel way?

26. Time will let you see every face clearly, and the company of dragons will let you know every heart. Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.

27. I always thought that the mountain is the story of water, the cloud is the story of wind, and you are my story, but I don't know if I am your story.

28. I never changed, but I learned to pretend. Stumbling through the saddest and darkest moments in life, the most difficult moments.

29. I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

30. I am most afraid that you will come to me when the phone is dead, but I forget that you never take the initiative when there is power.

3 1. Behind everything that goes with the flow is your efforts that you want to change, but you can't. Behind every free and easy, you are reluctant to give up. You were struggling before you let go. Everyone has unspeakable secrets in his heart.

32. I want to tell you, in fact, I'm not doing very well, and I still think about you often and dream about you often. It's just that time taught me to shut up. Because I know that many roads have to be walked alone, loneliness is the normal state of life, just get through it.

33. You are the reason why I become strong. But you are still my weakness.

34. Which youth is not absurd? What kind of love does not hurt? Fortunately, there was later; Fortunately, it will grow up and put it down.

I have made up my mind to forget you. Don't think I'm heartless. From expectation to disappointment, you will probably never understand. Never give up and let go, it really took me a long time, please never look back.

36. We always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place, and then it takes a lifetime to forget.

37. I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

38. There is a feeling of helplessness, a feeling of helplessness.

39. Maybe you'll never know. I will remember your words for a long time. One of your disapproving promises, but I'm trying to wait.

You advised me not to drink, as if you cared about me, but you didn't know that the reason why I drank was you. You advised me not to stay up late, as if you cared about me, but you didn't know that you were the reason why I stayed up late.

If you are in a bad mood, send a friend circle to talk about it (Part III) 4 1. Don't take my unswerving dedication to you as the capital for you to ignore my love, okay?

42. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

43. I have a good friend whose name is nobody. There is no one to accompany me to breakfast, go out to play with me, go shopping with me and pick me up for work.

44. The noise and light in the world and the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it is as warm as spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

45. Since then, I have been looking for flowers and asking for willows, and I have never talked together for a lifetime; From then on, red light and green wine, never want to hold anyone's hand again; Since then, I have never been in love until I was old.

46. You left so simply, as if breaking up had been played countless times, and you never dragged your feet.

47. Everything I meet is God's will, and everything I have is luck, but I have never been blessed by God, and I have never been lucky.

48. Actually, I really want to talk to someone, but I don't know where to start. Finally, I won't say anything. Tell yourself that tomorrow will be better.

49. Many times, I feel that I can't hold on. Many times, I don't know what I am living for and what I am sad about. Anyway, people around me are getting better and better, and I live happily. Only myself is still garbage as always.

I feel lonely not because no one cares about me, but because you don't care about me.

5 1. Because I know you are an anxious child, I dare not fly too far when I put the thread in your hand.

52. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

53. How affectionate a person is, how unprincipled he is. Is an unprincipled person, is a sentient heart.

54. The noise and light in the world, worldly happiness and happiness are as clear as a clear spring. In the wind, in front of my eyes, they passed by, and the warmth gushed out like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just hope you are happy and not sad.

55. I just got used to having you, but you are leaving me. Not necessarily, but from now on, everyone who falls in love is just like you.

56. Learn to clean up your life regularly, throw away clothes you no longer wear, and forget the person who doesn't love you. A man who always looks back can't go far. Do not pester, do not look back, do not miss the past.

57. I hope that after you cry, your heart will cool down and show your ruthlessness better.

58. What kind of sudden confession is actually a long-awaited secret love.

59. It is a temptation to leave with great fanfare, and the real departure is silent. The real disappointment is not cursing, not crying, not losing my temper with you, but being silent. I don't think everything you do has anything to do with me.

60. What has life done to us? We dare not try again, dare not try to love again, dare not explore again. You think it's mature, I think it's dead.

Talk about the tone sentences that failed in the circle of friends.

A circle of friends who failed in the exam, a mood sentence, 1. Love always makes people cry and feel unsatisfied.

The difference between Guo and Gua lies in whether it is O or A after hearing the result.

I gave you everything, but you threw it away like garbage.

4. How sunny it is to give yourself a belief.

5. Don't cry for unnecessary people.

6. Give up and you will gain something. (willing, you have to give up. Gain from loss)

7. There is still a long way to go with the wind, so why look back and miss memories.

8. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

9. It's not sad to pay too long. Recalling your own experience is the wealth of life! Don't be discouraged by your dreams, get up again!

10. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing, but that I am still doing the first question during the exam, and others have already done the second question.

1 1. Success lies not in difficulties, but in actions. Although action may not bring satisfactory results, there will never be satisfactory results without action.

12. You are not satisfied with money, but you can be exquisite. Poverty means lack of knowledge, meanness means no backbone.

13. My heart seems to be pinned down by an invisible stone, and my mouth is shaking when I don't listen. Mind a blank

14. If you study, you will study. Why are you still taking exams? How can there be no trust between people?

15. We can't choose what will happen in life, but at least, we can choose how to face it.

The mood sentence in the circle of friends who failed the course is probably 16. QQ scores are inversely proportional to academic performance.

17. According to my judgment on Mid-Autumn Festival, I can't look directly at National Day.

18. Cheating in the exam, wrong, that's not cheating, that's reference.

19. The wind blew the leaves and the sky was overcast, spilling ink on the once clear sky. Another gust of wind blew into my thin clothes and shook the pale test paper that recorded my grades. Feet like lead, stiff and numb walking, heart, falling, falling, almost desperate.

Be a brave man and learn to bear every slap in the face that fate gives you.

2 1. I am me and you are you. You are strangers, and the horizon will be separated forever.

22. I failed in the exam. I am very sad and unhappy.

23. I asked for a big hug on a small mushroom that was sad because I didn't do well in the exam and took an ugly selfie to comfort my injured little heart.

24. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of disappointment, but all I can do now seems to be not to let others down.

All the children who took the college entrance examination did well, and no one will fail in June this year.

26. I am afraid that the senior high school entrance examination in June will break up our class. We love school, but we don't like classes. No matter what the college entrance examination is, we will still smile.

27. Because we met in the vast sea of people, it was too unexpected.

28. Reading a book every day is efficient; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

29. I couldn't help crying when I saw the school security dog, because I couldn't feed it every day after the senior high school entrance examination. I saw it sitting beside me and wagging its tail smartly.

30. Everything was going well a while ago, but now suddenly I'm unlucky and I didn't do well in the exam. It's so sad.

Because of a circle of friends in a bad mood.

After the college entrance examination, the whole class repented together No one puts on airs, no one puts on airs, only crazy music and staying up all night.

2. The bright red score tells me that I am disappointing and arrogant. Every time I look at it, it's like scattering a thumbtack and stepping into my heart. Pain makes me tremble.

It suddenly occurred to me that in this strange city, wherever I go, I am alone.

4. Be brave in cheating in the exam, don't be like a little woman.

Love is sometimes just a beautiful fantasy. You like someone, but you may not get it.

6. People die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are just their own shadows and spend the rest of their lives imitating themselves. "

7. Today's road seems extraordinarily long, as if it will never end. There are a few white clouds floating in the blue sky, but my heart is crying alone.

8. The tragedy of life is that when the exam comes, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.

9. Don't flirt with me. My sister-in-law will make you a legend when she sees it.

10. Life is a tragedy, and it goes on with tears.

1 1. I couldn't help crying when I saw the school security dog, because after the senior high school entrance examination, I couldn't feed it every day. I saw it sitting beside me and wagging its tail smartly.

12. Maybe, after the exam, I can't keep looking at you, but you are all to me.

13. Sometimes greed can change fate.

14. The future is brand new, and no one is allowed to turn back.

15. The history exam is coming, and history will be rewritten by me!

Because friends in a bad mood will say the second 16. After the college entrance examination, you will laugh and say that you have left, or cry and say that you don't want to.

17. I'm not afraid of the senior high school entrance examination in June, I'm afraid of leaving in June; I'm not afraid of new faces in September. I'm afraid I'll never see the person I want to see again.

18. Because we met in the vast sea of people, it was too unexpected.

19. I'm so depressed that I can't play after the holiday.

20. One person is afraid of loneliness and two people are afraid of disappointment, but all I can do now seems to be not to let others down.

2 1. Brother Chunchun will live forever, but Brother Chunchun also needs a rest.

Please forgive me. I'm not beautiful, I'm not cute and I have no money.

23. If you are rich, you are not satisfied, but if you are expensive, you can be refined. Poverty means lack of knowledge, meanness means no backbone.

24. There is pressure, but it will not be overwhelmed; Confused, but never desperate.

25. Don't love the past and don't worry about the future.

26. We can't choose what will happen in life, but at least we can choose how to face it.

27. Looking at the horrible score, my mood suddenly fell to the bottom. At that time, I really wanted to give myself two big slaps, but I couldn't help but let go at the moment I raised my hand. I told myself silently in my heart that under the guidance of my teacher, I will definitely redouble my efforts and strive for the upper reaches;

28. If I didn't love you, I would have broken up long ago. Why bother?

29. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

30. Learn to be a strong mushroom and how to live proudly.