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Have a nice chat. Say happy sentences.

1, the world without you is really good, the air is unusually fresh and the sun is so bright.

I think maybe everyone has some talent for acting, pretending to be sad, moved and happy.

3. Knowing you is fun and annoying.

4. I am very happy recently and have a great time.

5. Am I stupid to see tourists so happy with you recently?

6. One day Altman went to class and the teacher asked questions. Altman raised his hand and the teacher hung up.

7.2o 13.520。 May everyone be happy.

8. I am happy today for a reason.

9. Who has as strong feelings for me as for RMB?

10, I'm fine. We're all fine. That's all that matters.

1 1. I like struggling with him in the abyss. This feeling is tired and happy.

12, I am very happy to see you sad.

13, in front of the person you love, sometimes laughing is not necessarily really happy.

14, since dating is not allowed, don't send school uniforms, lest others say they are lovers' clothes.

15, Mozzie, when will you go to the meeting and stop sucking blood and liposuction?

16, the second row of letters on the keyboard means: I cried after falling in love with each other, and vice versa: it is love to open a chrysanthemum to attack and defend.

17, I am very happy, because when I chat with you, you will turn off the game and accompany me.

18, I think I have you as the happiest and most perfect time.

19, I might be happier without you.

20. Forgive me for not cleaning everything for you. It hurts to look at your face You used to be so cheerful and happy.

2 1, I like you to make me happy when I am unhappy.

22. I made up with him. I am so happy, hehe.

23. Many times, the parties don't feel pain, but they will be forced to suffer by onlookers.

24. I have been determined to be a smart person since I was a child, but I have only succeeded in half, and it is still the second half.

25. I smiled when I saw him chatting with his beautiful woman so happily.

26. Love those who care about me and wish you happiness every day. If you don't love or care, I wish you a happy breakup.

27. The happiest thing for girls is that the male god and her boyfriend are the same person.

28. It doesn't matter if you encounter unhappy things. As long as the family has a positive look and a gentle encouragement, those low yin numbers will be swept away.

29. Up to now, it is still the same. Whether happy, sad, lost or wronged, I think of you for the first time, but what can I do? You are far away from me.

30. Crossing the road in Chinese style means that enough people can walk, which has nothing to do with the traffic lights.

3 1, everything depends on human effort. This is a positive attitude towards life, a happy life, an optimistic lifestyle, an open-minded way of living, and a superb wisdom of joining the WTO.

32. One person is busy, one person is tired, one person is troubled, one person experiences, one person enjoys and one person is happy.

The happiest thing is to find money in your pocket when washing clothes.

34. An idiot drove to the traffic post and shouted to the traffic police, "What can you do to me if I drive without a driver's license?" The traffic police didn't even look at him. He went to the co-pilot and said to the people inside, "If this SB can get his driver's license, I will cancel your coaching license."

The happiest thing for girls is that male gods and male brothers and sisters are the same person.

I know what you will be like tomorrow, really, I will tell you the day after tomorrow.

37. I am happiest to see the person I like take the initiative to find myself.

38. My life is unfortunate. Only meeting you is the greatest luck in my life.

39. In fact, we are all children waiting for love, waiting for those hands to pick ourselves up and hold them lovingly in their arms. It's just that many times, we can't wait, so we can only get up by ourselves, pat the dirt on our bodies and move on.

40. Nothing is happier than your coming to my space.

4 1, _ You can make others happy, which should be quite mature. If you can make yourself happy, it should be quite successful. ︶

42. I want to be happy and carefree.

43. Learn to understand and find happiness for yourself: if you want to get through it, you won't be tired.

Let's live a good life. ☆

45. Sometimes I feel that I am not from the same world as others, and I don't know what they are busy with.

46. Disappear a few times and leave without saying goodbye, and you will know that strength is more reliable than happiness.

47. The so-called holiday means being scolded at home, going out without money and having a special day.

48. When a person lives in the world, there must be people who praise him and people who scold him. The more people praise you, the more people criticize you. Thank those who praise you, but also those who criticize you. Don't live in your own world. One in ten people have a problem with you, which may be his problem. Once more than half of the ten people think you have a problem, you must check yourself. There is no love for no reason, and there is no hate for no reason!

49. Happy every day, always in a good mood.

50. No matter how sad and wronged I was before, my heart was warmed at the moment I met you.

5 1, worry about this thing, you cover your mouth, it will run out of your eyes.

52. We all live happily. Some people always complain that their lives are not satisfactory. Actually, it's not. Happiness needs self-experience.

53. I'm very happy recently and have a great time.

54. I am willing to put it down to make you happy, because you live in my heart.

Every time you take the initiative, I will be happy for a long time.

56. When I met him, I felt that the whole world was illuminated.

57. You have the best smile and the best voice. What's more gratifying is that you are mine.

58. What exactly do you want? Are you happy to see me covered in scars?

59. It is enough for someone to see my sadness and make me happy! ! Where are you! ! !

60. Happiness is only a personal feeling. Depends on what you think. Many times, simplicity is a kind of happiness.

Your smile is the fuel of my happiness

62. Iridium is leaning against it, and the sound of jumping is very frequent and arrogant.

63. You are the happiest because you have her.

64. Modern women take three out of four. Three obedience, never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Fourth, say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

Looking at you quietly like this is my happiest distance.

Only by sharing can happiness be doubled.

67. The happiest thing for girls is that the male god and her boyfriend are the same person.

It is enough that you can chat with me, so I will be very happy.

69. Happiness takes so many roads, so long and so much effort, but it only takes one step to destroy it, and no effort is needed at all.

70. True love is knowing that she is ugly when she smiles and can make her happy all day. ..

7 1, I don't want to see you unhappy, but I am jealous that you are too happy with others.

72. Before disfiguring a woman, I spilled a bottle of makeup remover on her face. To disfigure a woman now is to uninstall Meitu Xiu Xiu from her mobile phone while she is not looking.

73. I had a holiday and had a good time every day.

One day, I will be like a beam of light, break through the shackles, radiate my own light, and illuminate the way forward.

75. I am very happy every day with you.

Life was [once] simple, but [we] were too complicated.

77. I found that since I had him, my smile often hung on my face.

78. I am most happy to see someone I care about contact me actively.

79. You can always make me good night every day and make my dream the most touching.

80. There are only a few good friends, and there is no roll call. I just want to say that I am very happy and moved by you. []

8 1. Stir fragrant coffee with happiness, bake bread with raw wheat with happiness, and wake up dear you with warmth.

82. You don't know how long I can be happy if you say a word to me.

83. Some people are crazy, not for themselves. It's about making people around you happy.

84. Learning is both "charging" and enjoyment.

85. Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another perfect day.

86. Life is often like this. The hope you think is actually the despair that makes you fall deeper; And you think endless despair, in fact, there is hope in a corner.

87. I think the website Q Friends Paradise is like an export website. Whenever I am unhappy, I will be happy by typing a word or two on this website.

Spongebob is happy every day because he has a big star.

89. Even if you laugh, laugh loudly; Even if you cry, you can only cry secretly by yourself. Let others see how happy I am! ! !

90. Birthday is the laughter and satisfaction of every day in life; Birthday is a healthy and happy day in your life.

9 1, cherish it if you get it, and it will be bad if you don't get it. How to live happily and how to live smartly.

92. I will tell myself that I am very happy because I have a group of good sisters who love me!

93. Every day, I smile and say to myself, Baby, be happy.

94. I am who I am. Crazy when you are happy, safe when you are unhappy.

95. Happiness is an emotion and a natural and upward attitude. Seek happiness in the ordinary, in the hardships, and in the twists and turns. Happiness is a kind of tolerance, a kind of self-restraint, a kind of temperament and a kind of grace. No matter how difficult the road ahead is, no matter how helpless life is, there is no need to be depressed as long as there is happiness in your heart. Keep a clean heart, become indifferent and lose calm.

96. Happiness is a feeling, which does not depend on people's living conditions, but on people's mentality. Happiness is characterized by peace of mind, and contentment is truth. Happiness is the feeling when people's desires are satisfied or partially satisfied, and it is a kind of spiritual pleasure.

97. The happiest thing I met was meeting you at the best moment.

98. What am I afraid of? Since I came into this world, I have no intention of leaving alive.

99. Children's future milk powder toys and snacks belong to Michelle Platini's godmother. Just think about it and be happy.

100, the difficulty of marriage is that we love each other's advantages, but live with his shortcomings. What is marriage? Marriage is a quarrel, rushing out the door and coming back to buy a dish.

Complete works of QQ chat to make your wife happy.

1, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

3. You are like a "half step with a smile". After eating, you can only laugh but not run. Give me the antidote quickly. The antidote equation: Give me your love, your feelings and your future happiness.

Baby, do you want me to pick you up? Surely not? Hey, hey, then I'll sleep. Good night, I'll dream about you, huh?

You can walk out of my sight, but you will never miss me. You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never leave my deep attachment to you. You are everything when you are here, and everything is you when you are not!

6, wife! I won 5 million!

7. A lady goes to take pictures. After the photo shoot, I'll get the auto-developed photos. After reading it, I exclaimed: Why do I look like a monkey? The woman in the back said coldly, that's mine. Yours has to wait.

8, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

9, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

10, your photo is on my desk. I see you in the morning, at noon, at afternoon, at night and at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

1 1, I am a satellite that always revolves around you, and my life will always run in your orbit, not only repelled by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

12, don't sneeze, because then I will catch a cold; Don't sleep late, because then you won't be able to eat my breakfast. Don't lose your temper, because then I will be very sad. Don't ignore me, or I'll go crazy!

13, wife, my heart is your coat. It covers you, surrounds you, dotes on you, cherishes you, and makes the wet rainy season no longer cloudy and the night without stars and the moon no longer sad. As promised forever, take care and watch your life!

14, before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like to go to the mall, I am willing to go shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me!

15, I had a crush on true love once. Nice to meet you. I will be sweet with you day and night, and I will never part for life. I will look forward to it forever, and I will be happy all my life, with no regrets!

16, there is only a good wife in the world, and the life with a wife is so happy. If you throw yourself into your wife's arms, you won't want a mistress. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

Unhappy, wear headphones and watch the chat records of the dead.

1, I graduated unconsciously.

2, unhappy, wearing headphones, watching the chat records of the dead.

3. Admit the shortcomings in real life and make up for them through your own efforts.

4, people who are not fat say that they are fat every day, and those who are really fat have long been numb!

5, disappointment, sometimes, is also a kind of happiness. I will be disappointed because I have expectations.

6, maybe love is, first blush, then dye the sheets red, and finally cry red eyes.

7. I will stay here until you find me. Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.

8. Don't crowd too tightly with others when crowding the bus, and reserve a few centimeters of space for yourself. So is work, and so is study.

9. Waiting for an impossible person for an impossible fate. Make an impossible wish and leave an impossible idea.

10 I find you really attractive, which fascinates me every day and makes me pretend to be gentle.

1 1. Why do you deny my existence when I stand in front of you?

12, I don't want to see you unhappy, but I am jealous that you are too happy with others.

13, should I thank you for ruining me now?

14, you know, I don't need to say too much. You say you love me, and you have to make me feel it deeply.

15, it takes some pain to see the truth clearly.

16, you are not an iphone, so why wait so hard for you!

17, graduated, don't want to say goodbye, don't want to, just want to say, dear teachers and classmates, we will be together forever!

18, people who really like you like all your looks.

19, ironically speaking, forced out that sad smile.

20. Some unfinished words rot in my heart.

Chatting routines to amuse girlfriends: a collection of 60 sentences

You are a mouse, I am a cat; You are tea, I am water; You are a tree and I am a vine; You are cash, I am a card;

2. It is sweet to miss you. Love is missing for no reason. As long as you are happy, it is my purest wish.

You are the brightest star. If you don't love me, I can't give you anything. Have a world without you?

The days are getting lighter. I don't want to waste every day, but I want to waste it with you.

I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

6. I want to eat you all at once.

7. What impressed me most was you! My love.

8. The two luckiest things in my life, one is that time has exhausted my love for you, and the other is that I met you a long time ago.

9. Sprinkle a touch of charm, slip quietly in the drizzle, and wait for you to pick it in the place where you rest and sit still.

10. My love will always be with you. In this century, as long as you have me by your side, I will have you by my side.

1 1. In my heart, you are the best, and I feel most uncomfortable making you angry. I don't want to send you a message without saying anything. I hope you are angry and don't be sad anymore. I promise you, I won't feel guilty next time. I am angry because you are the thickest and you won't forgive me.

12. Difficulties and obstacles will accompany your future. There are lights in the dark and umbrellas in the rain. I will go through fire and water for you.

13. You know why the sea water is so bitter, because it is the tears I left you.

14. All I can think about is you, and there is only you in my love. Although I don't have sweet words, I branded your feelings and thoughts in my heart, and I will love you forever!

15. Believe in love and trust you more. Only you are where you are. Only you know that my dream is not big.

16. I will do everything I promised, said and promised you!

17. Waiting for you, forever old, grow old together in the next reincarnation.

18. Say loudly that you are a tear in my eye, and I try to suppress it and not let you fall.

19. It's like melting yourself into his life.

20. When you get old, find a small town to live with your lover, watch the sunrise in the alley in the morning and the sunset at night.

The second sentence of the chat routine to tease your girlfriend is 2 1. There are many people who look at you in this world, but few people accompany you. Cherish the people who accompany you 2.

22. I want to be with you, watch the sunrise and sunset with you, and collect romantic atmosphere with you.

23. You are my paradise, dear. As long as I have your company, I am not afraid of any big storm.

24. Either you hang up first or I hang up first!

Although I can only put my thoughts in the distance now, my heart has not changed direction. There is a lingering sadness in the sweetness of memories, just because you are not around. Every day is always a worrying thing.

26. You are nobody. You are the only one for me. You are my eternal dream. I think I have a dream all my life.

27. Speaking of love, tea is not what I want. I just want to hold your hand and grow old with my son. Remember that big belly? "How could you be so stupid? You gave me everything for a small coconut tree and gave up the whole forest ..." I forgot to tell you that I measured it and grew cm.

28. I believe in love and trust you more. I want to take photos with you, have dinner with you and do something I have never done before.

29. Even if I walked eight blocks, it was only to see you.

30. I haven't seen you for a long time, but I miss you a little ... faint acacia, like red beans, represents my sincere and simple heart.

3 1. I don't want to love today, but I wake up and find that you are my favorite.

32. Love is an adventure. If you win, you will be together for life. If you lose, people who are closer than friends are not even friends.

33. You are the beacon in my heart. I'm waiting for someone who can accompany you to eternity.

How I blamed myself when you went to see the doctor. That's why I hurt you. I'd rather get sick if I can.

35. If one of us dies first, I'd rather let you die first, so you can leave the pain to me, so you don't have so much pain! Leave all the pain to me!

36. No one is right or wrong in love. Only when you have been abandoned and hurt can you know how to love? As long as you love brave enough to love, you believe that happiness is just around the corner.

37. You are nobody, you are the only one for me, and you forget yourself. You never said you loved me.

38. I like you very much.

39. After staying at home for several years, life has been tempered, which is specious and beyond my heart. This growth has come true! You know what, lover!

40. Baby, I love your heart forever. I am really happy that you will accompany me to the end.

I believe in love, and I believe in you more. Can you give me a chance to watch the stars with you forever?

42. My love is always with you. I hope that if I say you are busy, you will say no, you are important, and I will accompany you.

Even if you don't treat me well, I want to jump into your arms and rub it.

44. Believe in love, trust you more, and sing to you with memories. I just want to remember every day we are with you.

45. I miss you so much that it has been three days, but it seems like a century has passed. I wonder if your mood has improved? Are you okay? I shouldn't have pestered you and annoyed you the other day. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't bother you when you are tired. I hope you are happy.

46. I have always liked sleeping, and now I can't sleep. God told me that only you can cure me!

47. Carefully explore another kind of love you left in this life and return it to you tomorrow after a long time.

48. Eagle calling chicken, please answer.

49. Life is like a kite. As long as you earn a thread, you will fly freely to the sky you yearn for.

50. If you are angry, I will go back to God.

5 1. An empty heart is the best gift: the lonely road is the most beautiful scenery.

52. Men have the heart of spring, and through the heat of summer, they are collected by women in the autumn clouds.

53. I like to hold you and smell your faint fragrance. Heart to heart is so close, each other's heartbeat is the same rhythm. You have me, I have you, and I love you forever.

54. I don't want to admit that you are the one I shouldn't guard. I don't want to weave my weakness in front of you.

What you can do, you'd better do it yourself.

56. Don't talk nonsense, I told you to sleep as soon as possible, and get up to eat my breakfast when you are full!

57. Eagle calling chicken, eagle calling chicken, do you copy?

58. Life is as fast as a play! Reading you, you are a legend; tasting you, you are a bosom friend.

59. With you in my life, I finally realized the feeling of missing someone day and night. I miss you so much that I feel sad at the thought that I can't extricate myself. This feeling can only be felt by those who have loved it!

Honey, you are my baby. In this world, everything is changing, only my love for you remains unchanged.