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Beautiful sentences to describe a person's humor (68 sentences)

1. If she (he) says to you, "Forget me.

2. Not even the same article.

3, 50 years old, basically oriented, popular everywhere.

4, I want to puppy love, but it's already late ... 14, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

5, people are awesome-I said that I will not pay back the money if I don't pay it back! 40. Laozi said: Sleep can sleep, very sleep.

6. It is very important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ... and everyone knows what happened afterwards.

7. When the cannibal went to work, the manager repeatedly explained that he could not eat his colleagues and agreed.

8. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

9. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

10, after seeing me, you will suddenly find that-ah, handsome can be so single-minded! 33. Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina.

1 1, people never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

12, the important task is to manufacture 08.

13, well, just give me an affordable grave.

14, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

15, sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

16, eat a little properly to lose weight.

17, after reading the language of 10, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

18, I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

19. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

20, no other half 100 points, only two people 50 points! 28. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you! 29. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

2 1, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure leaving.

Be ambitious at the age of 22.30, and work hard at the age of 30.

23. I suddenly feel that most of my thoughts are like this, and they are getting weaker and weaker (I vaguely remember that this is the lyrics of Faye Wong's "I don't want this either", don't you know? Years later, I lamented those two teenagers: one was amazing and the other was gentle.

24. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

25. Even if you believe it, there are lies hidden in the middle.

I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches. 36. Do all the bad things that can be done while you are young. It's just a few years.

27. The road to success is always under construction.

28. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

29. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel ... 60. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

30. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die? A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

3 1, gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

32. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story! 2 1, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

33. Well, Mr. Zhang, you can't press CTRL C on your home computer and then CTRL V on your company computer.

34. People have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

35. The sentiment is: Never eat people who really do things.

36. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat! 6, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

37. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

I remember I decided to be an interesting person. 33. Think about the salary, forget it, and don't want to live.

39. Earning money to sell cabbage and white powder, boys aged 38 or 7 are the most terrible creatures on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.

40. If I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell. 25. Guess an English sentence: "ababbaaaaaaaaaabbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 26, think of your eyebrows, think of ambiguity.

4 1, the incident from Edison Chen, needless to say) 19, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, and I can't say so much about what you like to hear.

42. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

43. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.

44. No, no, not even an expensive computer.

You are very kind to us. I will always remember that I will never let you go if I am a ghost.

46. After a few days, I couldn't help it. I ate the detergent and was found immediately.

47. "You told each other:" I never remember.

48. The old man stood up and said, Have you aimed? 10, if there is 300W, everyone says it is better to buy Mercedes or Ferrari.

49. Being single is not difficult. The hard part is dealing with people who try their best to make you end your single life.

50. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably! 8. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

5 1, your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "34. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon.

52. After eating the first one, I was shocked. "Is there anything worse in the world?" I cried after eating the second one. "There really is." .

53. Listen to you and save me ten books! 38 years old and 0 years old, 10 years old is improving every day.

54. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

55. Female colleagues, please don't be angry with me. My wife's caller ID is 3 1. Smile, wave, goodbye, over.

The old man stood there motionless for a while, but I turned and ran into him.

57. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

58. When the dinosaur passed by Xi Jiaotong University, she went to the toilet. When she came out, she sobbed, "555, I finally have no trouble getting married in my life …" 58. Life is simple.

59. Mencius said: Confucius is right! 5 1, kindness means that when others are hungry bia ji always make a few mistakes.

60. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

6 1, so I had to chase and shout, "master, wait!" " ...

62. I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him ... 54. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

63. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. Go away 7 1. After that, you will ignore me, and I will become a dog ~ ~! 72. The bus I caught in the morning had already left when I got to the platform.

64. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but only 10 people meet it. How far is forever? Get out, boy! 1 1, met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

Playing mahjong at the age of 66, wandering around at the age of 70.

67. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

68. When mice get angry, everyone is a sick cat.