Funny qq describing silly eating, derogatory

Idiot: "Master, why did my husband cheat?"

Host: "You eat this cake first."

Idiot: "Yeah."

Host: "Is it delicious?"

Idiot: "delicious."

Host: "Do you still want to eat?"

Idiot: "I think."

Host: "I'll give you another piece."

Host: "Do you still want to eat?"

Idiot: "I think."

Master: "Now do you know why your husband cheated?"

Idiot: "I see, because he is insatiable and never knows how to be satisfied."

Master: "You pull a few down!" Look, you've gained weight. "