Single dog's circle of friends is funny (selected 95 sentences)

1. It is far worse to please others than to be happy with yourself. I would rather be lonely.

2. If you are still single on Valentine's Day, don't worry. God is looking at you and saying, "I want to leave a special person for this girl."

3. Who dares to make love last forever than youth?

4. The first half of single life has passed and the second half of single life has started

5. Someone asked me if I was alone on Valentine's Day? Funny, can't a person become a dog?

6. Ever since I was born, I have been blessed by God. I advised God to be exposed to rain and dew, but God didn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

7. I'm single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would break the dogma.

8. I've been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and thought it was very beautiful.

9. The one who will marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you.

1. It's not easy to be a younger brother of single dog. It's both a younger brother and an elder brother. If necessary, it's necessary to have a guest boyfriend, and of course, it's always a grandson.

11. No story, no lover, being alone, and being too lazy to be lively, which is cool.

12. I found that I am quite good at putting boys to sleep. As soon as I send them a message, they will say that I am asleep.

13. I am still here, and I just need you to turn around.

14. In fact, being single for a long time is really addictive.

15. You once said that you would accompany me to fight the sword all over the world, but later you were left with empty words.

16, always allow someone to miss you to catch up with the best meeting.

17. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is a person's loneliness.

18. I'm not single dog, I'm just a lone wolf in the wind.

19. When I stop looking for you, congratulations on getting rid of me completely.

2. I thought I wouldn't have to spend this year, but I didn't know I was still alone.

21. Last year, I was a single pig, and this year I am a single mouse

22. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, a rabbit by Ma Ma, and when I grew up, I was called single dog by others. On a person's life-long history of animals.

23. The second cup is half price. This kind of welfare has never been enjoyed before.

24. Low-quality love is not as good as high-quality singles.

25. I've tasted all the sadness, and I will reminisce about the past alone.

26. I have always been a loner, with no companions and no shelter.

27. In this society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day!

28. There is no me in your world in the future. It doesn't matter. You should be happy by yourself.

29. Although there are so many single dog now, many people are waiting for those who can't come back.

3. Alas:-(When will this iceberg of mine be melted?

31. I have already seen through the cold world, but I didn't expect people's hearts to be sinister.

32. I never thought of being single, but I happened to be alone.

33. A person is not alone, and it is lonely to miss someone.

34. On Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan at home, and eliminate a pair is a pair.

35. Maybe I am too interesting to be accompanied by others.

36. Life is not just about the present, but also about my ex's wedding invitations.

37. I am the cutest! Coco loves love. Nobody loves it.

38. A single boy is called single dog. Is there any description of a single girl? A teenager who has been single for 2 years replied: the dog ignores it.

39. I choose loneliness actively because I am disappointed with human nature.

4. It's hard for acquaintances to start, and it's hard for strangers to talk.

41. I am like oxygen. No matter how good I am to you, you can't see it.

42. If it doesn't work out, believe that God has other plans.

43. The boat of friendship turns over when it says it will, and the ship of love sinks when it says it will. Only the boat of single dog can stand still.

44. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

45. Stop saying that you are single dog. At your age, dogs are old and dead.

46. My main ingredients: 2% cute and 98% single.

47. Are all the places you haven't been to far away, and those who haven't got them are unforgettable?

48. The word loneliness almost runs through my whole long and hoarse adolescence.

49. Lonely people always smell of headphones in their ears.

5. I want to get rid of being single, but I can't help it.

51. Don't always be from single dog, single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single fool by IQ.

52. On such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to a sea of ice.

53. When I lived the most beautifully, I was alone.

54. Nowadays, people with high face value are all single, such as me.

55. God is very fair. He lets you spend Singles' Day, so he won't let you spend Valentine's Day.

56. Only when the dog is brought today will someone send flowers tomorrow.

57. No one likes loneliness but doesn't like disappointment.

58. Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and a woman in others' eyes.

59. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

6. On Valentine's Day, I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters!

61. If you like someone, you should declare it, in case it becomes a spare tire!

62. Actually, it's good to be single, and you don't have to explain who you are having an affair with.

63. Thank you for your favor, but I'm used to it alone.

64. I am a lonely child, hiding in the dark night and crying secretly. The twinkling stars are my tears.

65. Does anyone collect idle babies? Anyway, I am idle.

66. As a single dog, only static electricity spluttered with me in winter.

67. Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories. Loneliness is a shadow passing by me, smiling and saying deja vu to me.

68. I am a lonely patient. I won't warm you, so don't come near me.

69. High-end players are free to fall in love less and raise fish more

7. At the end of the story, you still waved and said goodbye.

71. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is a single dog.

72. Everyone has a world, quiet and lonely.

73. I was single for you for ten years, and finally I got a wedding invitation.

74. I did not hesitate to measure my body, just to save my eyes.

75. Forgive my ignorance. I didn't know there was someone in your heart.

76. Actually, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.

77. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and talk privately first.

78. Sometimes, when a person disappears, a world is lonely.

79, a little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, likes to be taken away

8, it's good for you to leave, otherwise I'm always worried that you will leave.

81. Don't worry about single girls. Maybe God thinks: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

82, this season is very clean, no stories, no you.

83. Sorry, I can't forget you. I can't bear to part with you.

84. Then it was just you and me, without us.

85. Generally good-looking people are single, such as me.

86. Being single is lonely, but being alone is torture.

87. After separation, remember my kindness or just remember me.

88. I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me a hot dog. Talk about funny talk about

89. Don't go out in winter in single dog. If you fall down, it will turn into a thriving ice!

9. I must be someone's long-awaited surprise.

91. Goodbye _ Tree, here I come.

92. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

93. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

94. There is only one cigarette left, and there is still a whole night to pass.

95. I'm still so worthless. I pay attention to your news everywhere.