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I would like to ask where the event is held here. It looks like a lot of fun.
I read the newspaper every day during the May Day holiday and checked the recruitment posts to see if there was any job suitable for me. My father called me very early and asked me if I would go home for the holidays. I made the excuse that I had to work overtime and couldn't go back. In fact, I was afraid! I don't know how to face my father's expectant eyes! During the Chinese New Year, I told him that I had found a job. I always remember his happy smile and vaguely proud expression after hearing the news. I couldn’t imagine that he would know that I had only done less than half of my so-called job. What would it be like if Yue left. Later, I saw in the newspaper that a photo studio in Wenzhou was recruiting copywriters and planners. Among so many copywriters and planners, the only one did not require work experience, so I compiled another copy of the decadent words I had written in the past two years and gave it a try. The mentality of luck carefully opened the door of the photo studio owner's office. There were already several applicants in front of me. From their dress, temperament, and conversation, it was obvious that they were people with many years of work experience. Some of them had been working in the photo studio planning industry, and they brought with them a lot of information. Only I am a fledgling kid. The people in front of me chatted for a long time. When it was my turn, it took no more than five minutes - I handed over my information and introduced myself. The boss looked through my article, asked a few simple questions, and then gave me a piece of paper. Write down your desired salary. Therefore, I basically had no hope for the result. I just wrote down a number and handed it in and left in a hurry. Unexpectedly, I just returned to the school dormitory for a while, and before I could sit down, the owner of the photo studio called and said that he had decided to hire me! This is really a big lobster fished out of a smelly ditch - unexpectedly delicious! I immediately jumped out of school and took a taxi to the photo studio. The Wenzhou boss does things neatly and neatly. It only took five minutes to discuss the details of the work. The salary is 1,500 and he will start work tomorrow! By the time the personnel matters were settled, it was already evening when I returned to school. I still feel a little confused. I feel that work comes too quickly and too easily. All the worries and worries I had before disappeared without a trace in an instant. Instead, I feel a little overwhelmed! Suddenly I gained confidence in my decadent writing, thinking that some people would still appreciate it.
After May Day, I officially started working in the photo studio. However, due to the serious decline in the business of designing resumes for domestic help centers, Guoliang began to expand other domestic services besides tutoring agencies, such as introducing nannies. Because there was no good job for a while, Zhuzi went to Guoliang to help. The two also planned to register industrial and commercial tools and formalize the housekeeping center. A large number of them were extremely envious of me working in a photo studio, because everyone knew there were so many beauties there! I am also a little complacent and want to make a good plan wholeheartedly, although I still don’t know exactly how to plan or what to plan.
I quickly received my first planning task after a few days at work, a task that surprised me! ——The boss asked me and a new girl from the sales department to pretend to be a couple about to get married and go to several other wedding photo studios in the city to gather information!
This is a big joke! Putting aside the question of whether the younger sister will be jealous, anyone can tell that I am a student with the bookish look on my face. How can I possibly get married? After saying that it was my first time to do this kind of thing as a spy, I had no experience at all, so I must be nervous. I don’t know what would happen if someone recognized me on the spot! But you have to obey the boss's orders. If you go against the boss as soon as you arrive, you are not asking for death. So I had to bite the bullet and go. Although the new female colleague was older than me, she had never been married after all. She was as nervous as me. The two of us wandered around another well-known wedding photo studio in Wenzhou for a long time, let alone pretending to be a couple. When she went in to spy on information, she couldn't even decide whether I should hold her left hand or right hand. If she went in like this, she would definitely be beaten out. Fortunately, I had an idea and told the female colleague, let’s stop pretending to be a couple and let’s pretend to be brother and sister. You are older than me anyway, so pretending to be brother and sister should be normal for me to accompany you to see wedding dresses as your younger brother. . When my female colleague heard what I said, she felt a lot more relaxed because she no longer had to pretend to be a couple, so we pretended to talk and laugh one after another and finally walked into the photo studio.
As soon as the female receptionist in the photo studio saw us coming in, she immediately greeted us with a smile and asked: Do the two newlyweds want to take wedding photos?
I followed what I just said and pointed to my colleague and said, it’s not us. It's my sister. My sister wants to take pictures. I'll accompany her to take a look.
My colleague followed my advice and said that my boyfriend and I were getting married on October 1, so we came to take a look.
The receptionist obviously didn't realize it. Seeing that it was a business, he immediately brought sample brochures and information and introduced in detail various wedding photography packages at different prices. My colleague sat there and listened to her introduction carefully, while I deliberately pretended to be very impatient and kept urging her: If there is anything good to see, I can just bring my brother-in-law over to see it another day. In fact, I kept my eyes fixed on the introduction materials and mentally memorized the services included in various price packages. After about 20 minutes, all the various packages were almost memorized in my mind, and my colleagues and I found an excuse to get up and leave! We also followed the same method for several other wedding photo studios and finally successfully completed the task.
After returning to the store, we sorted out the situation of several photo studios and reported them to the boss. Then the next step was my planning work. In fact, my job is to refer to the situation of other photo studios and slightly modify my own wedding photography package in the same price range to make it look more affordable and advantageous than the competitors
For example, Weiwei The bride’s package worth 1,999 yuan has the following configuration:
Three sets of clothes
54-inch large photo frame
32 photos added to the album and an additional 10 photos added CD
Imported eyelashes as a gift
Makeup for the bride on the day as a gift
Hair style for the bride as a gift
......
I will Change it to four sets of clothes, add 20 photos to a CD, or a 54-inch large photo frame with gold rim, or simply disrupt the original order and rearrange it, add one or two low-cost items, and then broadcast it loudly on the radio Come on, the original price is 2,198 yuan. During the event, you can add a set of clothes and a 12-inch small photo frame, which costs 1,888 yuan.
After investigating the situation of other photo studios, I "planned" a so-called "** Wedding Photography's second anniversary in Wenzhou to give back to the newlyweds with true feelings" event according to the boss's instructions. I made it up at random. With some words, the original photography package was disrupted and reorganized, and the so-called store celebration event was launched grandly. The original price was 2198, 1888 during the store celebration, the original price was 3198, 2188 during the event, the original price was 11980, the current price is 9980, etc. In order to expand the publicity effect and let more Wenzhou people be "scammed", the boss also deliberately advertised it in newspapers and radio stations for several days, and at the same time rented a venue in the square on Wuma Street for two days. Prepare to hold what he calls a large-scale wedding show.
The boss just gave me some instructions about renting a space on Wuma Street, and of course all the errands were left to me. First, I went to the Management Committee of Wuma Street to apply for space rental. The application period was Saturday and Sunday. The director in charge of this business of the Management Committee was obviously very familiar with various photo studios. After taking the application and identifying himself, he took out a document from the drawer. On it were the names of several large wedding photo studios in Wenzhou and the venue time allocation table on Wuma Street. I saw two weeks after April it said " "Weiwei Bride", and the time I wanted to apply happened to have the name of our photo studio written on it. The director saw that the time was right and quickly signed and stamped the application form, then paid and stamped it. Only then did I realize that the boss’s activities were not just a whim, everything had been arranged long ago. No wonder wedding photos can easily cost thousands or tens of thousands if you just change a few dresses and take dozens of photos. It turns out that there are industry agreements. I began to somewhat understand what the so-called business laws were.
On the day of the catwalk, I got up early and rushed to Wuma Street to set up the stage. When everything was ready, it was only around nine o'clock. There were not many people on Wuma Street, but neither did the boss. I was left idle, and I took out a bunch of small cards with images printed on them and asked me to lead a few people from Changmao to guard the intersections and distribute them to the crowd. In the past, when I went shopping on Wuma Street with my brothers in the dormitory, I would often encounter young boys who would force me to stuff small cards into my pockets regarding tickets and IDs. I always felt disgusted. I didn’t expect that one day I would I'll do this too! It’s super depressing! I just hope that I can finish giving away my things as soon as possible so that I don’t meet my brothers from school on the road, otherwise I will be embarrassed. When it was almost noon, I saw that the time was almost up, so I secretly threw most of the small cards in my hand into the trash can.
The sky for this wedding show was a bit unpretentious. It got dark in the afternoon, and soon it began to rain. The wedding show couldn’t be held, so we had to pull people on the road, and the volume was too high. They broadcast "Second Anniversary of ** Wedding Photography Landing in Wenzhou, Giving Back to the Couples with True Feelings", but there were few people on the street on a rainy day, and only eight couples were signed up in two days. The rain stopped for a while, and the boss's face turned dark and white. I was enjoying myself, hiding aside and laughing to myself. But the boss refused to give up and allowed him to leave work until around ten o'clock in the evening when there was no one on Wuma Street. After two days, not only did I get up early and come home late, but I also had to set up troubles and was exhausted.
Although there was no big gain in Wuma Street, the radio and newspaper articles for several consecutive days still had a certain effect. I'm surprised that so many people in Wenzhou, who usually seem to be very smart, really believe in such a simple trick and a clichéd routine. In the few days after the announcement, the sales department was much busier than usual. A 40-year-old female teacher from the College of Business and Commerce got the news from somewhere. She heard that I worked in a photo studio. After seeing it, she called the store and said she wanted to take a set of family portraits with her husband and children. I am a student of this school who walks around the back door and gives me a price. I thought to myself, let alone I don’t know you at all, even if I do, the teachers in the business school, except for the class teacher Xiaochun brother and the aunt from the literary club, who give me some face, the rest are a bunch of fucking shit, I am in business The college has been holding its breath for three years and is worried that there is no place to deal with you. Of course, I still fully agreed to her. On the appointed day, the teacher and her family came over happily early in the morning. She looked like a standard middle-aged woman in the office. As soon as they met, she pulled me around and started talking about us. She seemed to care about us very much. What are the employment status of these graduates? What disgusts me the most is this kind of hypocrisy. I wonder, are you just trying to gain some advantage? As for being intimate like this! Of course, what she wanted in the end was impossible, and I didn't have the right. Even if I had the right, I wouldn't be able to use it on her. Although I pretended to say hello to the people in the store, and even specially arranged a photographer with long yellow hair for him, telling her that he was a senior photographer hired from the store, in fact, the long hair was from the boss. A poor relative in the countryside who couldn't make it in the countryside came to work as a photography apprentice in a shop. He got along well with me and often called me brother and sister. I told him that it is rare to have the opportunity to practice in real life on weekdays. Today, my brother has won this opportunity for you. You must be bold and shoot. Feel free to shoot and shoot casually. As long as you can make a 40-year-old look like a 50-year-old, it will be a great achievement. If you make a 60-year-old look, On another day, I'll treat you to the best steakhouse in Wenzhou and make it look like you're 80. After get off work, you'll go directly to the heaven and earth to open a VIP box and wait for me!
Changmao was a little puzzled and asked, why do we have to wait? Can't we go together?
I said, I don’t want to go find a place to bleed first!
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