Excerpts, weight gain, high emotional intelligence and humorous mood.

Put on weight and talk about the humorous mood with high emotional intelligence (I) 1. Obesity is breathing pain, rolling back and forth on you.

The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those who are sitting on the sofa.

6. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

7. Fat women love to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants, standing there like a mailbox.

8. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.

9. Yes, I am fatter than before, but my heart is wider. I've let go of all the things I couldn't let go of before.

10. Actually, I kept it from everyone. I gained weight quietly. I can't accept it. I can't sleep at night.

1 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

12. Look at you, plump and charming, with fine eyes and phoenix eyes. You are so beautiful.

13. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth, too, so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?

14. Never walk back on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

15. I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Ouch, I'm getting fat". I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.

16. I'm so hungry that I can only beat my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

17. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

18. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year. It's so sad.

19. I'm still eating this thing. I may think I gain weight too slowly.

20. Life is like this, one wave is not flat, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.

I have gained weight. Humorous mood with high emotional intelligence (2) 2 1. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

22. Fat man's helplessness: a glimpse of the shirt.

23. I will slap myself when I shoot toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little.

24. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.

25. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

26. At that time, I felt ugly as hell. Now, I feel fat and cute, just round, with a bright smile, and everything is simple and beautiful.

27. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

28. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

29. The world is so big, I just want a stable and fat relationship.

30. Looking at the previous photos, I'm really sure I've lost weight. Now he is wearing a huge fat figure of/kloc-0.06 kg, and colleagues in the company say that Lisorius has a bulging face. I want to lose weight, lose weight, at least take wedding photos and wear wedding dresses.

3 1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?

33. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the fat people. However, I have gained weight again.

34. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they have become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

35. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling that there is no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.

36. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.

37. Fitness is hard, but it's cool to have a healthy and beautiful figure. It's not good to gain weight, but it's cool to gain weight.

38. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

39. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

40. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

I have gained weight. Talk about the humorous mood with high emotional intelligence (Part III). I always feel fat when I take pictures. Look at my waist and thick meat. Now I have feelings for this body fat.

42. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

43. Winter is a season of getting fat carelessly, which has reached a record high.

44. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

45. I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

46. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less!

47. Don't say I'm fat, you can grow to 250 if you can!

48. My pants have shrunk again. ...

49. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

My mother thinks I am fat, so she wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arm myself and felt that I was not hopelessly fat.

5 1. Jack, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.

52. How can it be so difficult to lose weight? Just seven days after the Spring Festival, I gained six pounds. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!

53. Fat people can't beat others and can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

55. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

56. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?

57. After soaking in the hot spring, you should go to Shimonoseki to eat snacks, and fly around on the way to gain weight forever.

58. You are not chubby, but cute, making people happy and eye-catching.

59. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

60. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

Talking about sixty humorous feelings of getting fat in a circle of friends

Talk about the humorous mood of getting fat in the circle of friends? Article 1 1. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!

2. In the sinking years, only fat is with you.

3. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

5. The New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

Too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

7. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. This is not fat, it is thick!

8. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

10. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. How can you control your life if you can't even control your body?

1 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

12. The camera angle is really important. I accidentally shot myself short and fat.

13. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

14. Eating fat, whether talking about environmental protection or democracy, seems unconvincing.

15. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

16. Sometimes I feel that everything is quite boring, especially after putting on a lot of weight.

17. I am so hungry that I can only beat my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

18. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.

19. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

20. No wonder you can't lose weight.

Talking about Fat Humor in a circle of friends Part II 2 1. Being fat means being fat, and it's futile to change your hairstyle.

22. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

23. The speed visible to the naked eye becomes fat. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.

24. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

25. I'm still lamenting the small waist in those days. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

27. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

28. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.

29. My face is fat several times, and I feel blessed when I look at it, trying to make my life more complete.

30. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

3 1. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but it has become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

32. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

33. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

35. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

36. Don't call others rude just because they are a little fatter!

37. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. When I look in the mirror, I hardly know myself. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

39. Whether he is short or well-proportioned, hey, he is not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

40. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.

The humorous mood in the circle of friends is probably the third one: 4 1. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach think about oil, find food and drink every day, ask in a big hospital, and he is pregnant and worried about losing weight.

42. I know I will look good if I lose weight, but I can't bear to lose weight.

43. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean I'm getting fat again.

44. At two o'clock last night, I woke up in a dream with difficulty breathing. Maybe I've become too fat recently.

45. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.

46. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year. It's so sad.

47. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

48. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

49. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

50. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

5 1. It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

52. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

53. It would be nice if the weight could be more than 100 minus 20.

It is impossible for a fat paper to look back and smile. It's hard to turn back. You can't laugh.

55. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

56. If you are lovelorn, let yourself gain weight, because you are broad-minded and fat.

I don't know anything about magic, but I want to eat chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

58. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

59. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

60. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

Humorous sentences that eating midnight snack recently leads to weight gain.

Humorous sentences about weight gain caused by eating midnight snack recently (Part I) 1. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took it.

The meaning of being fat is not how much you eat or what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.

Recently, my appetite has increased greatly. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don't feel fat.

I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

6. Control Alipay, stop, shut up, and you can't eat supper if you are hungry in the middle of the night! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

7. Never return on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

8. This year's achievement, I gained 20 pounds, and my stomach bulged, unlocking the greasy middle-aged man in advance.

9. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …

10. My pants have shrunk again …

1 1. Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight.

12. I want to slim down into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the fat people. However, I have gained weight again.

13. Life is like this, one wave is not flat, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.

14. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

15. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

16. In the sinking years, only fat is with you.

17. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.

18. Don't call others rude just because they are getting fatter!

19. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

Eating midnight snack recently leads to obesity (Chapter 2) 20. The world is so big, I just want a relationship that I can safely gain weight.

2 1. I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. I hardly know myself when I look in the mirror. A sphere is me. My wish this year is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

22. At that time, I felt ugly as hell. Now, I feel fat and cute, just round, with a bright smile, and everything is simple and beautiful.

23. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.

24. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

26. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

27. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

28. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on, work out!

I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad

30. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

3 1. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

32. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!

33. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.

34. You made a whole body fat filling!

35. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.

36. I have become more and more unhappy recently. I think I've gained weight again. After all, I am all fleshy!

37. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!

38. Being slightly fat is the best figure. Reality is very skinny. Never let yourself feel thin.

Humorous sentences (chapter 3) 39 that eating midnight snack recently leads to weight gain. My three major shortcomings are: 1. Obesity; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

40. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?

4 1. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

42. I am particularly annoyed with those who complain that they are fat and lazy every day, or they don't think about themselves or act on them.

43. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

44. I think I am fat, but I just want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken duck necks, and lotus root fish tofu!

45. "A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.

46. Don't say I'm fat, you can grow to 250 if you can!

47. Whether he is short or symmetrical, hey, he is not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

48. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

49. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

50. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

5 1. We agree to lose weight. Forget it. Eating a meal won't make you fat.

52. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.

53. The chubby meat is dripping and almost greased.

54. I feel fat now, eating more and more is completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!

55. People get fat in middle age. When it comes to losing weight, that's the best!

My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

I have a big appetite recently.

I've gained a lot of weight recently. 1. Today's dinner, fried chicken and fresh milk puffs, I'm not crazy, am I? I think I'm not fat enough?

2. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid my weight won't allow it.

It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

7. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

8. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, leaving me so energetic.

9. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

10. Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

1 1. People get fat in middle age and reach the top when they lose weight!

12. People are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

13. A delicious fierce woman should dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.

14. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

15. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

16. control AliPay, stop, stop, and you can't eat midnight snack no matter how hungry you are in the middle of the night! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

17. Obesity is the pain of breathing, rolling back and forth in the blood, regretting not losing weight is the pain, hating not dieting is the pain, and losing weight is the most painful.

I have a big appetite recently. If I weigh more than 100, I can lose 20.

19. to lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

20. Eating fat, whether talking about environmental protection or talking about democracy, seems unconvincing.

2 1. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

22. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

23. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.

I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad

25. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.

26. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

27. In the sinking years, only fatness accompanies you.

28. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I seized them.

29. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.

30. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.

3 1. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

32. Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.

Don't say I'm fat, you can grow to 250 if you can!

34. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

I have a good appetite recently. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

36. My three major shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

38. God gave me every chance to gain weight, and I took it.

39. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

40. If I'm thin, I can't get fat if I eat five meals a day. Now I have gained weight. Eating only one meal a day is too difficult for me to lose weight.

4 1. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

42. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

43. Fat for nothing, full of hope.

44. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

45. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

46. As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

47. As long as you are in a bad mood, you will eat cakes, chocolates, fried chicken, hot pot and things that will make you fat at night, so you will feel better.

48. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

49. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

My father suddenly told me today that my face is round and I know I have gained weight at home.

5 1. It's too easy to get fat in winter. For a beautiful spring, I will try to lose weight.

52. Life is like this. A wave of unrest, another wave. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.