Naughty sentence

1, it's simple to be friends with me: you don't need to understand me, just praise, praise with your life.

2, the so-called good man, is not allowed to play cool with his wife, not allowed to make her jealous, quarrel must give in, and you must hold on!

There are two kinds of loveliest people in the world: one has a poor memory, and the other has forgotten.

Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, because the world doesn't belong to you.

6, everyone is working hard, and I am still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.

7. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

8. There is a lovely person in this world, and now this person is reading this sentence.

9. People who like to make small mistakes feel stupid, so cute!

10, what is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch bad people chew bones.

1 1, cucumbers must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing.

12, be nice to yourself, and don't blame yourself when you can blame others.

13, I have to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

14, I have many advantages, but only one deficiency: insufficient balance.

15. Before, my king couldn't play well, and my friends always scolded me. Then I practiced hard for a season, and now he finally scolded me.